Sorry I took so long to upload, I was grounded, long story. Anyway, here's my second favorite part in Home Alone I thought was really funny. Review please!!
Marv and Harry woke up from last night in the mini van. Harry knew there was something going on. The answer machine said that the Fentons were in Paris and it looked like a family gathering last night. Something wasn't right and he knew it.
"I don't get it, yesterday they were in Paris and last night they were having a slam, something's not right," thought Harry.
"Maybe we should check it out," said Marv.
"Maybe you're right, go check it out," told Harry looking at Marv.
"Now?" Asked Marv.
"No tomorrow idiot, now! Go ahead," ordered Harry as Marv got out of the car to the back door.
Meanwhile, Danny was washing dishes, which wasn't something he usually did. He saw Marv heading towards the door as he gasped and turned on the movie he watched a few days ago.
"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outa here," said the old man.
"What about my money?" Asked Snape.
"What money?" Asked the old man.
"AC said you had some doe for me," told Snape.
"What then, how much do I owe ya?" Asked the old man.
"AC said 'ten percent'" told Snape.
"Ya know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna give ya to the count of ten to get you skinny, yella, self rainting cacaos off my door," said the old man.
"Snape," whispered Marv, overhearing the movie as Danny put some fire crackers by the door and lit them.
"One, two, ten," counted the old man as he started shooting including the fire crackers and Marv started running his little butt out of the yard and ran into the mini van.
"What happened?" Asked Harry.
"I don't know, there were two men in there, they was arguing, and one of them shot the other one away," explained Marv, "and I know I've heard the word 'Snape' before."
"Snape, I don't know Snape," said Harry.
"I don't know, let's get outa here," told Marv.
"Hold it, hold it, you said you heard Snape before, you know maybe there's something going on. Let's stay here and find out what's going on," told Harry.
Danny was glad that the movie thing worked, it was now time to decorate for the holidays. He wanted the house to look great, but for some reason, he didn't feel like celebrating Christmas, it usually was about his parents arguing about Santa being real or not. He didn't know what Christmas meant. He went online to see if there was any holiday he could celebrate besides Christmas. One of his old friends once celebrated Hanukkah and it was terrific, he decided to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas. Danny walked outside as Harry saw the same kid he almost ran over walk out of the house to the shed.
"Hey Marv, check this out," pointed Harry.
"Huh," confused Marv.
Danny got several candles with a minora please tell me if this is spelled correctly as Harry grinned. He and Marv snuck out of the mini van and went to spy on Danny who was on the table putting the candles in the minora. Danny noticed Marv and Harry behind him in the window through the reflection.
"Jazz, can I have some help over here!?" Asked Danny as the two burglars started talking.
"You see that kid, he lives here," told Harry.
"If he's here, the parents gotta be," thought Marv.
"No, he's home alone," smiled Harry.
Harry and Marv walked passed the house as Marv asked, "you mean we're gonna come back here tonight?"
"Yep," said Harry.
"You mean with the kid here? I don't think that's a good idea," thought Marv.
"I've had my eyes on that house for months. Ever since I laid eyes on it, I've wanted it," told Harry as Danny opened the window and heard the burglars' plan," now let me take this one step at a time, we'll get a bite to eat and come back here at nine-o-clock."
"Nine-o-clock," whispered Danny in fear.
"That way it's dark then," told Harry.
"Yeah, kids are scared of the dark," grinned Marv.
"You are too, Marv, you know you are," said Harry.
"I am not," glared Marv.
"Yes you are," smiled Harry walking down the sidewalk.
"Not, not, not," glared Marv.
"You are so," annoyed Harry.
"Mom, where are you?" Asked Danny worriedly.