Lobster Can Kill! YO THIS IS MASSACHUSETTES!

by Project Jelp

Hey Kids! Its your favorite state with that stuck up accent that whenever you hear you just want to throw a baby off a roof. I Paaaked My Caaa in Haaavad Yaaad! Haha! We also have America's oldest fishing port! Write to me if you still want seafood!

11. Angry Citizen 1

Dear Massachusetts,
HOW COULD YOU? IF YOU DIDN'T THROUGH ALL THAT TEA IN THE HARBOR WE WOULD STILL HAVE AWESOME ACCENTS! AND JUST SO YOU KNOW I HATE LOBSTER! IN FACT I MIGHT BUY A WHOLE BUNCH OF YOUR LOBSTERS AND BURN THEM!
Sincerely, An angry citizen of the USA
P.S. I Have access to eggs, toilet paper, forks, bird seed, and your address...

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Dear a sincerely Angry Citizen...

Ummmm...DUDE! I WASN"T GONNA SIT THERE AND LET ENGLAND BOSS ME AROUND LIKE THAT! HE WAS ALL LIKE "IM GONNA TAX YOUR ASS"! SO I WAS ALL LIKE "WELL I JUST THREW YOUR EFFING TEA IN THE HARBOUR!"! BRO! DONT HATE ON THE LOBSTER! THEY DID NOTHING WRONG!

With questionble love?

Massachusetts.

P.S And I have access to the school committee funds I can use to track yo ass!

P.S.S Why the hell would you wanna sound like England? "Chip Chip cherio good man!" "Right Oh!"