A/N: I don't own RWBY it belongs to Rooster Teeth. This is just for fun.
The next day after Port's test, both Team RWBY and Team JNPR were talking to each other.
"I can't believe your Uncle was telling the truth about Port, he doesn't put anything about his stupid stories on his test!"
" Well Jaune, Uncle Qrow was a student here himself. So I'm not all that surprised."
Yang then decide to speak out. "Well since Port was our last class of the day and it's the weekend, we should do something."
At that moment Jaune decided to make a move. "So Weiss I was wondering would you like to go see a movie with me?"
"No I was thinking about a girls night out."
Ruby jumped up in joy at hearing that. "Weiss wants to spend some bonding time with me and the rest of the team!" She quickly turned to her nieboring dorm team. "Hey, Pyrrha, Nora! Do you guys want to come with us?!"
Nora jumped up and down at that. "Heck yeah! This way Jaune and Ren can get some guy time. Come on Pyrrha let's go and have some fun!"
With that Nora grabbed Pyrrha and Blake's hands, sped off in the direction to where the bullheads were at. While Ruby was doing the same thing with Yang and Weiss. Leaving Jaune and Ren alone with each other, Jaune looked at Ren. "Do you just want to play some video games until they get back?"
Ren thought about it for a moment. "Sure."
And with that they went back to their room.
...
As soon as the bullhead landed, Ruby grabbed Weiss and Yang's hands again. Come on I know a great place to eat!"
"Oh! Lead the way Ruby!" Nora said this as she as well grabbed Pyrrha and Blake's hands once more. The two ran off again dragging their female friends along.
They soon made it to a cute little cafe that had stained glass windows and roses of all different colors planted all a round it. The sign read: Aurora Rose cafe.
Everyone looked at it shocked that Ruby would know of such a place. For one; it was in a place no one would bother going if they weren't from around here. Two; the cafe did look like it was a little bit fancier than a normal cafe.
Weiss was the one to ask the question. "Ruby how do you even know about this place? Sure I would more likely go here if I knew about it. But I would never think you and Yang would come here."
Ruby looked at Weiss and smiled. "Yang never been here before, just me."
At hearing that shocked everyone and looked at Yang who nodded her head. "I didn't even know this place was here, let alone knew Ruby comes here. By the way Ruby how did you know of this place?"
"It is one of the few memories I have left with my Grandpa."
At hearing this shocked Yang, she knew which one Ruby was talking about. But the others were confused with the way Ruby said that. "You mean yours and Yang's Grandpa took you here but not Yang?"
"No Blake, Ruby and I are half sisters. She is talking about her Grandpa on her Mom's side. We only share a Dad by blood."
Weiss then looked at Yang. "That makes a lot of sense now."
Pyrrha then looked at Ruby. "Is your Grandpa dead?"
Ruby shook her head. "No he stop visiting me when mom died. But before that when Mom, Dad, and Uncle Qrow had to go on long term missions. Yang would stay at a classmates house so then that classmates parents could get her to school. Since Grandpa didn't live near Patch, Where the local elementary school was on and he lived here in Vale. So I stayed with him and we would come here all the time. I only have pictures of myself here... Grandpa kept the ones with both of us in them. I come here to try and remember the good times I had with him. This place is special to me." She grinned back at her fellow Huntresses-in-training. "Since we're all on the same team or in Pyrrha and Nora's case, going to the same school. I thought I share this place with you guy's."
All of them just looked at Ruby, touched that she wanted to share this with them. But also sad for her because they all could tell that she missed her Grandfather a lot and wanted to see him again. Ruby then started to walk to the cafe. "Well let's go in, I'm getting hungry."
And with that they all walked in the Aurora Rose cafe.
As soon as they walk in one of the waiter saw Ruby and walked up to her. "Ah Ruby how are you today?"
Ruby smiled at her. "I'm doing great Joy."
Ruby then turned to the rest of her group. "Guy's this is the owner's daughter Joy Belladonna."
At hearing that Blake froze she thought that this cat faunus looked familiar to her. Which as soon as Joy looked at Blake she recognized her right away. "Blaky! I almost didn't recognized you with you hiding your cat ear's with that bow of yours. How are you doing cousin?"
Ruby had a funny feeling that the two were related and that Blake was hiding her cat ears with that bow of her's. Ruby just didn't bring it up because she thought that it was something Blake needed to tell them on her own time. But the rest of the group looked at Blake. "What!"
Blake side. "Yes...I'm a faunus. I just didn't want to be judged because my race, I wanted people to see me and not what type of being I am."
Weiss gaved Blake a look. "Okay...Is there anything else we need to know about?"
Blake rubbed the back of her neck. "Well…"
Blake looked at Joy who gave a look that said if you don't tell them I will look. "I use to be part of the White Fang. But I promise I left it, I just couldn't take it anymore. Them, just killing people to get their way. I wanted equality, not humans fearing us. It was just too much."
Everyone placed a hand on Blake to show that they forgave her and trust her. All but Weiss, she walked up to Blake and look her in the eye. "You promise that you aren't part of the White Fang anymore and not some secret agent for them?"
Blake looked at Weiss for a moment then she realized that Weiss's family were hit by the White Fang the most. So this was Weiss being more opened to it, but wanted to make sure. "I promise."
Weiss nodded her head. "Good, now then let's see how the food hear is like."
Everyone smiled and Joy took everyone to their seats and gave them each a menu. As soon as everyone opened it they could tell why Ruby liked the place so much. On the first page was full of drinks. Then their was a page with half of it having different appetizers. As well as a part was different types of soups and salads as well. The page after had half of it being sea food. Which made sense the place was run by a family of cat faunus. The other half of said page was filled with other types of foods. The last page had nothing but sweets which, everyone saw Ruby drooling at the last page. The rest of the girls giggled at seeing the youngest huntress-to-be like that and went back to their own menus to see what they wanted.
When another cat faunus walked up to them. "So Joy was telling the truth you are here Blake. How have you been? Also how is my little brother doing?"
"I'm doing fine Aunt May, Dad is doing fine on Menagerie with mom."
May nodded her head. "Wonderful! So what brings you here? I didn't know you knew about our cafe."
"I didn't, my Team Leader brought us here today."
May gave a gentle smile to her niece. "So you're a student at Beacon now. That's great to hear, It's a whole lot better then that group you were in. So who's on your team and who's your leader?"
"I'm team leader of Team RWBY May!" Ruby chirped happily.
May then turned to see Ruby. "Ruby! I didn't even see you their little Rose, how have you been?"
"I've been good, Professor Ozpin let me in Beacon two years early."
"Oh that was nice of him, but then again when he see's talent he goes after it. So your the Team Leader of Blake's team. So who are the other two members and who are your two extra friends?"
"My partner Weiss."
Weiss nodded her head."It's nice to meat you Miss May."
"And this is Blake's partner and my older sister Yang."
"Yo, whats up?!"
"And these two are our friends from Team JNPR: Pyrrha and Nora."
"Hello."
"Hi yah, I'm Nora!"
May smiled at them. "It is nice to meet you all. Since you all are friends of Ruby and Blake, your meals are on the house. As well as one free dessert for each of you."
Nora bounced in her seat. "Wow! Thanks!"
May giggled at that. "Your welcome, now what do you want to drink? I'll get Joy to bring them over."
Before anyone could ask why she couldn't bring the drinks herself, Ruby beat them to it. "She's the cook, but sometime she leaves the kitchen to see the guests. Especially if it's to see family or regular customers."
At hearing that they told May what they wanted to drink. As soon as she got it all down, the older woman left to tell Joy and to get back to the kitchen. The girls started to talk about random stuff, when Joy came by to give them their drinks. She then took their order and skipped back into the kitchen.
At some point the group ended up talking about boys, which happens to be the topic Yang brought up. "So~ does anyone have a love interest with anyone?"
Nora looked at Pyrrha and smirk. "If I had to take a guess, I'd say Pyrrha has a thing for our blonde team leader."
At hearing that Pyrrha blushed. "Well… um, what about your crush on Ren?"
At hearing that it was Nora's turn to blush. "We been together since we were kids. After he lost his parents to a grimm. So if we do end up together it will happen in its own time. You on the other hand have to worry about Jaune going after Weiss and him not picking up any of your hints."
At hearing that Pyrrha blushed even harder. Weiss looked at her. "I don't see what you see in him? But if him dating you will get him off my back then tell him already."
"Easy for you to say... Jaune is the first boy I'd ever had these feelings for."
At hearing that everyone but Ruby looked at her as if she had two heads. "Yikes you're just as bad as Ruby. Are you telling me you just finally discovering boy's?"
"Um... Maybe?" she mumbled.
Ruby looked around the table. "I don't get it why are you guys bugging Pyrrha?"
At this Weiss looked at Ruby. "Ruby have you ever fell in love or even a crush on with someone other than your family?"
"Of course! My Crescent Rose I love her so much!"
Yang side at that. "Dad told me she has inherited Mom's first-love-weapons-then-boy's-thing."
Everyone nodded their heads in understanding at that. Then their food arrived to the table and the girls began to eat. Each of them loving the food and now wanted to come back more often.
At some point Nora got an ideal. "Oh why don't we each pick a teacher at school and ask them how to get Jaune and Pyrrha together?"
Everyone looked at Nora and Weiss spoke up first. "That's not a bad idea, they all must of dated at some point. If anything they must of know someone who was like Jaune when it came to romance. But who should we ask?"
At that moment Ruby got and idea. "Oh I have a spinner app on my scroll! We can put down 6 different teachers names and each one of us will spin it and go to that person."
"Yeah that's perfect, good thinking sis!" crowed Yang.
Pyrrha was not so sure of this plan. "I don't know, I don't want all those teachers knowing I have a thing for Jaune."
"Then we just don't tell them, we will just say a friend just wanted to know. Now sis get that app ready."
"Okay I got it mostly set up we just need to put down some names."
Nora was first. "How about your Uncle? I bet he would know something."
At hearing that Ruby looked a little worried about that. "I'll put him down but if I land on him I get to go again and get someone else. When dad was on one of his missions and Yang was on a school trip for a week. Qrow ended up watching me and well... the school sent home a letter telling him. That the school were giving us some of the talk and that the families should do the rest. And Well… I just don't want to get boy talk from him anytime soon."
They all nod their heads and by the time they got their desserts they had all six names. "Okay that is all of them. So who should go first?"
Weiss spoke up next. "Why don't Pyrrha go first, after all this is for her."
"Okay here you go Pyrrha."
"Um… Thanks."
Pyrrha pressed the button and it began to spin it soon landed on a name. "I got Qrow."
Ruby put the name down as Pyrrha gave it back to Ruby. "I think you should go next since it's your app."
Ruby took it and pressed the button. "I got Ozpin."
At hearing that the rest of the people sighed in relief. Ruby didn't get why they did so. Ozpin's name was only put down because they didn't know who to put as their last teacher to ask. None of the other girls didn't want to ask Ozpin about boys or Goodwitch for that matter.
Yang took the scroll to see who she should ask. "I got Peach."
Weiss went next and she gulped. "I got Goodwitch."
Nora took the scroll. "Okay I got Port so... that means Blake got Oobleck."
Ruby put down the last name. "Okay so tomorrow we each go to the teacher we were assigned and ask them."
The girls agreed and left a hefty tip. Just because May told them their food was free, didn't mean the girls wouldn't leave behind some money. Especially after the great food they had.
...
The next day.
Nora tried, she really did. But as soon as she asked Port for love advice. He began to go on and on about every single date he has ever been on. At some point she fell asleep as Port droned on.
Blake was doing no better. As soon as she brought up the topic to Oobleck he went on to talking about the history of love.
As soon as Yang asked Peach, she ended up doing a mix of the two men and she had it. "I can't take it anymore! I just want to know how to get a dense guy. Who is trying to win a girl's heart to go out with my friend who actually wants to go out with him?!"
"Oh you're just like your mother, and that boy sound a lot like your dad when he was your age."
At hearing that got Yang's attention. "Wait you knew my parents?"
"Oh yes, we went to school together. I was on Glynda's team at the time. Port was a student teacher at the time and Oobleck became a student teacher on my last year here as a student. He wanted to get his doctorate degree on archaeology first. So anyways Tai was so madly in love with Raven. He would buy her flowers, make songs for her, he even fought her and got his but kicked just to get her to go out with him."
Yang was shocked at hearing this. "Really?"
"Oh yes, at one point Raven gave up and went out on a date with him. Some years later they had you. But then there was that mission and…"
"Wait what mission?!"
Peach just then realized that she may have said some things that Tai didn't want Yang to know. But at the same time she knew that if she didn't tell her Yang would ask the other teachers. "Well mine and your family's team were sent on a big mission. I can't tell you what it was, as it is classified, but at some point Qrow and Glynda had a plan to end the fight we were in. And well… Raven didn't like it one bit. You see Raven thinks that fighting head on is the only way to go and anything else is a sign of weakness. She went head on and at some point Summer tried to protect Raven and ended up getting really hurt. When we got back to Beacon to get help for Summer, well…
'Tai, Qrow, and even Ozpin started to yell at Raven. Raven started to yell back thinking that she did nothing wrong. That's when she left the team and being a Huntress and went back to the life Qrow tried so hard to get her and him out of."
"Wait what life?"
Peach side. "I don't know Qrow never talks about it. I don't think your father even knows. All I do know is that Raven one sided way of fighting is what brought the pain in your family to begin with."
Yang took that all in and wondered what her mom was doing that is so bad that Uncle Qrow didn't like to talk about it.
...
Pyrrha found Qrow he was planning on going out to drink when Pyrrha stopped him. Now the two were in his office again. "So you want some dating advice from me?"
"Yes."
"Why me? Ozpin would of been a better choice then me." Qrow started to drink from his flask.
"So Ruby is going to get the better info."
At that moment Pyrrha covered her mouth and Qrow did a spit take and began to cough. "What?! Okay you better tell me what is going on right now!"
"I want to date Jaune and Nora got this idea that each of us should ask a teacher for love advice and I got you and Ruby got Ozpin."
Qrow looked at Pyrrha before he began to laugh like no tomorrow. "Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh man that is rich. Oh…'
Pyrrha looked at him oddly and he calmed down. "So you want to go out with Arc?"
"Yes."
"Well I'm going to be blunt with you. You need to straight up and tell him. He is like Tai, Tai went after my sister until he got what he wanted. But unlike Tai, he didn't have anyone wanting to be his girlfriend. So just tell him and get it over with it, and if it doesn't work just kiss him. He'll get it after that."
At hearing that made Pyrrha blushed, but at the same time she took Qrow's advice to heart. "Thank you Qrow this helped me a lot."
And with that Pyrrha left, Qrow took another drink from his flask and smirk. "Hn I wonder how long it will be, before Oz calls me about Ruby and boys."
It was about a few hours later and Qrow just got up from his seat. "Maybe Ruby isn't going to ask him today. I guess I can go to the bar now."
He spoke to soon because he finally got the call and Qrow side. "Hey."
"Qrow! Get to my office now!"
And with that Qrow started to head towards Ozpin's office.
...
Weiss was in Goodwitch's office each of them having a cup of tea. Glynda looked at Weiss. "So you want love advice?"
"Um… yes madame."
Glynda put down her cup. "This doesn't have anything to do with Jaune going after you, now does it?"
At hearing this Weiss eye's widened. "How did you?"
"Tai did the same thing with Raven and the two ended up having Yang. Before Raven ran away from their team and their family."
"Oh I see."
"Look I don't know how to get him off your back. I tried to help Raven back then but nothing we tried work. Although Qrow did help Tai win Raven over. So I guess that as long as he doesn't get one of his teammates involved you should be fine."
"I see, well what would you and Raven have done if someone had feelings for Tai and you were helping that person out?"
Glynda thought about it for a moment. "Well I guess I would tell that person to go up to Tai. Tell him maybe even kiss him to get the message into that thick skull of his. It might sound like something Qrow would say but I would have to agree with him on that."
*Pyrrha is not going to like this.*
Weiss got up from her seat. "Thank you for your help, have a nice day."
Glynda nodded her head. "You to."
And with that Weiss walked out of Glynda's office.
...
Ruby was riding the elevator to Ozpin's Office. *I don't get why everyone doesn't want to ask Professor Ozpin? He's been giving me great advice I'm sure he will do so again.*
The elevator stopped and Ruby heard Ozpin voice. "Come in."
The doors opened and Ruby walked into the room. Ozpin looked up shocked to see Ruby. "Miss Rose what a surprise. My I ask what brings you up here today?"
"Well I wanted your advice on something."
"I see please take a seat."
Ruby did as she was told. "Now then, what is it you need advice on."
Oz began to drink out of his mug.
"Well um… I was wondering if you can give me advice on boys?"
At that moment Ozpin spitted out his drink and began to cough. Ruby looked at Ozpin worried about if he was alright. *Maybe this wasn't a good ideal after all.*
Once Ozpin stopped coughing he looked at Ruby. "I'm sorry about that Miss Rose. But what did you ask me?"
Ruby looked a little more nervous. "Well… I asked if you can give me some advice on boys?"
"Right… Shouldn't you be asking Qrow or Yang about this?"
"Qrow gave me the talk one time and I don't think I'm ready to ask him about boys. As for Yang I don't think I would be able to handle her giving me boy advice. So I thought why not ask you? After all you gave me some great advice on being a good leader. So I thought you could give me some great advice on boys."
"I see… Very well what would you like to know?"
As Ruby asked Oz questions and he answers them. Ozpin had many thoughts in his head about the matter. *This can't be happening! Why is this happening?! I thought Ruby was still in the whole I-only-love-weapons and haven't discovered boys yet! Summer didn't get into the boy phase until after Qrow asked her out. And that was on the day they graduated from Beacon! Who ever the boy is, will wish this has never happened!*
At this point Ozpin answered all of the questions Ruby thought of. "I think that is all I can tell you on the matter Miss Rose."
Ruby got up. "Yeah I think that is all I wanted to ask. Thank you again for taking the time to answer them."
"My pleasure Miss Rose."
At that moment Ozpin pulled out a box of the truffle stuffed chocolate chip cookies and opened the box. "Would you like to take a cookie with you?"
At seeing the box of cookies her face lit up. "Yes please!"
Ruby took one and headed to the elevator, but stopped at the door and turned back to Ozpin. "Um Professor Ozpin, there is one more thing I would like to ask."
"Oh and what is that?" Ozpin began to take a drink."
"What is the best way to ask a boy out?"
And yet again Oz spitted out his drink and cough once again. As soon as he stopped coughing he spoke up. "I'm sorry about that, just didn't see that coming. And I'm sorry to say but it is different with each boy. It depends on what the boy's like, and how much you like him so far."
"Oh okay, thank you. I hope you have a good day."
At hearing that Ozpin smiled back. "You to Miss Roes, feel free to come by if you need more advice."
Ruby nodded her head. "I will, thanks."
"No problem."
Ruby walked into the elevator and the door closed. Oz waited for a few more minutes before freaking out.
...
Ruby was eating the cookie happily. "That wasn't so hard, Ozpin gives the best advice. I'm glad I got to go ask him. Pyrrha is going to be so happy with the info I got."
As soon as she was done eating the cookie the elevator doors opened and she walked out of the elevator. "I wonder how the others are doing with asking their teachers?"
Ruby and the rest of the girls met back up with each other Ruby smiling. "So how did it go?"
Pyrrha went first. "All that your Uncle told me was to just tell him maybe even kiss him to get the message."
"That is what Goodwitch said and that Jaune is like Ruby and Yang's dad and I'm in Yang's moms shoes at the moment."
"Yeah that is what Peach told me as well."
Nora went next. "I got nothing all Port went on about was ever felled date he was on. I ended up falling asleep at some point."
"That was the same with Oobleck he went on and on as well but instead talking about the history of love."
Ruby smile grew. "Well my talk with Ozpin was great!"
Ruby went on to telling the group what she and Ozpin talked about.
...
At that time Ozpin was still freaking out about Ruby having a crush on someone. He was looking over every single video that had Ruby with a boy in the room.
"Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?!" He muttered fearfully.
At that moment Ozpin hit his hand on the desk. "I can't tell who she is crushing on…"
The headmaster was then struck with a thought. "I should call Qrow for some help."
Qrow answered. "Hey."
"Qrow! Get to my office now!" Ozpin Franticly ordered.
...
All the girls were shocked at what they just heard come out of Ruby's mouth. "Wow Ozpin is full of sagely knowledge on this sort of thing, we should of went to him as a group. Or at least just sent Pyrrha there." Yang stated.
They all nodded their heads and Ruby spoke up. " Well now that is over let's come up with a plan for Pyrrha to ask Jaune out."
They all began to plot.
...
Qrow finally got into his father-in-law's office to see Oz in the same state as the time they found out Summer was missing. That is until they found out Salem killed her. Qrow walked in and Ozpin ran up to Qrow.
"Qrow, Ruby just discovered boys! We need to find out who it is and-" He began.
Qrow interrupted, fearing the man was close to having a heart attack. "Oz, Ruby asked you all that stuff for a friend."
At hearing that Ozpin froze. "What was that?"
"Pyrrha told me that her, Nora and all of Team RWBY were each asking a teacher. And Ruby got you, while Pyrrah got me, I don't know who the rest got. But yeah, Ruby still hasn't noticed boys yet. It might happen sooner now that you gave her the boy talk, but yeah she is boy free for now."
At hearing that Ozpin went back to his desk and dropped into his seat. "Qrow…"
Qrow looked at Ozpin. "Yeah Oz?"
"I think I need to borrow your flask."
