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"Married couple!?"
Kagome shrugged, not offended by the looks she was currently receiving by both men, "Yes, you both remind me of two of my good friends." She said wistfully.
"Even if I was gay, I could get someone better than Rogers!" Tony said and Steve looked suddenly annoyed, "Someone who actually knows what I'm talking about."
"Like Banner?" Steve asked dryly and Tony nodded before the thought really processed in his mind.
"Hypothetically of course," Tony quickly said, "Not that I ever think about banging my Science Bro."
"Are you trying to convince me or yourself?" Steve couldn't help but to mutter lowly enough that Tony would not hear, though Kagome did with her keen hearing and she snickered, "Would you like to still come inside, Miss Higurashi?"
"Of course she would!" Stark answered for her and suddenly his arm was around her slim shoulders and he was guiding her inside the building, "I would never leave a beautiful fan of the Avengers wanting!"
"To be honest, I'm not even much of a fan," Kagome simply stated, much to Tony's shock once more, "I only know of you because my brother told me about you."
"I'm Tony 'Fucking' Stark! What's not to like?"
"...I really hope you did not just ask that, Stark."