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Warning!!!! *sirens*: and this will travel on for all chapters. There will be swearing and slight sexual themes... I find it halarious. Nothing to bad, just some innuendos and such.

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"WHOA HOOOO!!! No school bitches!!!!" Brooke yelled happily the moment we got upstairs and the basement door was closed.

"OMG, is Aizen always such a prick? I mean seriously, he was looking at me like I was a slab of meat. Does he think he's a god or something???" Fran ranted angrily.

"Well…" Brooke started.

"He DOES has a God complex…" I finished for her, trying not to laugh. It ended with all of us on the floor laughing our asses off. That was an epic fail on our part.

"So what ya wanna do today?" Brooke asked.

"I don't know what do you wanna do Ferb? Oh can we go complain about the fact that Aizen wooed my aunt?? That just isn't right man!" I said

"Well he is my… 'Daddy'" Brooke said with a look of innocence on her face. I laughed at the irony. Fran looked at us both.

"He's your dad?" she asked looking confused.

"Naw man, but that's just what the note said" Brooke then proceeded to go in the kitchen and dig around in the fridge until she found something to eat. The best part about living with Arrancars was all the food never got old and moldy. It never had the chance, it was ALWAYS GONE!

Grimmjow came in the kitchen and grabbed a bagel out of Brooke's hand. She glared at him, a few seconds later a look of pure evil went across her face. She grabbed a banana and peeled it.

"Hey Grimmy" she said as the sixth Espada was about to walk out with her bagel. He turned around munching on the food in his hand.

She then proceeded to stuff the banana slowly into her mouth, grinning at Grimmjow the whole time. His eyes grew to the size of plates for a moment as he watched what she was doing. Fran, Lilinette who just walked in, and I watched in the corner of the kitchen laughing.

I coughed and looked at Grimmjow.

"Um Grimmy-" I started. He didn't seem to hear me as Brooke stood up on her tippy toes and then using the loudest stage whisper I've ever heard whispered in his ear, "Please tell your pants it's not polite to point." She smiled before walking away smiling, obviously very proud of herself. That got everyone on the floor laughing until tears were coming out; and Grimmjow walked away blushing.

"OMG!! We should do something really perverted to EMOCAR!" Fran shouted all fangirl-ish.

"Yeah, he's too emo and really needs some loving… We can adopt an emo!" I agreed happily. All three hyper girls jumped up and down thinking about adopting the poor emo kid. I got an evil idea and started rapping.

"He's an Emo kid non-conforming as can be. You'd be non-conforming to if you looked just like he-" we belted out the whole song just for Emocar. And said Emocar came in and cut us off.

"What are you four pieces of trash doing in here?" he said looking around.

"EMOCAR!" Fran said attempting to glomp the emo Espada. She unfortunately missed as Emocar easily dodged. Brooke looked at that and shook he head sadly.

"Ohh De-nied" she sighed, trying hard not to laugh, she really didn't succeed.

"Aizen-sama wishes to speak to you." He told us gloomily, as always.

"Again?" I complained, getting a glare from the all-powerful emo, who's not really all too powerful, but it's the only thing that really fit. 'Emocful' doesn't sound right.

"Walk this way trash." He commanded us; I could tell Fran was getting a little annoyed with this, but as usual, Brooke and I were having fun.

"Okay." She saluted the emo-trash lover before walking with a limp.

"No. D-rag your foot. Like this." I told her with a Transylvanian accent, rolling my D's as I showed her the correct way to drag her foot. Yeah, we quoted 'Young Frankenstein'; you got a problem with that?

We made it down to the basement and, for the second time today, I was amazed at how Aizen had gotten the TV room to look just like his throne room, and how big the basement was suddenly. I think that everyone in the house was surprised at what Szayel could do with technology and some power tools. This is one of the many reason why Brooke has forbidden the pink haired scientist from going in her/our room...EVER!

"We have finally decided what to do with you." Aizen spoke as soon as we were all present, he looked right at Fran when he spoke, I'm pretty sure I heard Fran mumble some very mean things under her breath. I looked over wondering of Brooke or Fran were going to say something that might get my/our heads chopped off. Honestly my bets were all on Brooke saying something first.

"Since it is too much trouble covering up your death and making sure no one would remember you," He started making us flinch slightly and the reminder of what he could really do if he felt like it, "It seems like the smartest, and best, thing to do is to have you watched as often as possible. From now on, you are to come here after school with those too," he motioned to us, "and stay here on weekends to make sure you don't do anything to ruin my plans." Gin had an everlasting grin on his face while he stood next to Aizen on the ledge of Aizen's throne. Tousen looked straight ahead, not bothering to show any emotion towards us or our situation. We are simply not 'pure' enough for him. Hmph. "You may leave." At this Emocar escorted us to the steps, very roughly.

"So…" I started, as we stood in the hall upstairs, "It looks like your going to be hanging around a lot." Both Brooke and Fran cheered happily.

"So what happened?" Lilinette asked as she bounced around the corner, almost glomping Brooke in the process.

"Fran's stay'en around." I nodded happily. I really wanted to train and being bored didn't help much. A certain lazy Espada needed to come home and quit his teaching job. Cough cough STARK! Cough cough. So now it was my turn to grab something out of the kitchen forgetting the mayhem that had happened last time, I grabbed a banana. As soon as I went to eat it Grimmjow came in, looked at Brooke, then proceeded to leave. Brooke took one look at my banana, then at the retreating Espada, then grabbed said banana and followed said Espada. Fran Lilinette and I continued to laugh as she chased him all over the house with a banana yelling "Grimmy-kitty COME BACK!!"

FIN!

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