Here it is! The episode you all have been waiting for!
Cilan: It's Flash Mob Time!
Alvin: There's always some special time for you, isn't there?
Episode 11: Flash Mob
I walk out onto the stage and greet, "Hey. Pokémon Ranger-Trainer here with a couple of announcements before we start the show. Last episode, you all were promised a midquel for AJ's Story. I'm not saying that's not happening, but I just don't think it will be as long as AJ's Story or anywhere near what I envisioned. Lately, all I can think about is one scene that popped into my head one night. That scene remained stuck in my head and it wouldn't happen until much farther in the story. So, the midquel might not be about the divorce from start to finish, but I'll try to pull something off eventually. It's complicated and I am still trying to figure it out."
Bunches of Pokémon rush out onto the stage in lines. Music starts playing. I quickly step out of the way. The Pokémon start dancing to "The Hamster Dance" by Hampton the Hamster. The music was coming from an unknown origin in the studio.
"Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
YEE-HAW!
Here we go.
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
That's it.
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
That's all there is to it."
A musical solo with no lyrics played briefly as the Pokémon kept on dancing.
"Alright everybody now here we go.
It's a brand new version of the do-si-do.
Just stomp your feet and clap your hands.
Come on everybody it's the hamster dance.
Bounce in time to the beat.
Hey! You don't even have to move your feet.
Just shake your thing; let me see you move.
Now spin it around and feel the groove.
YEEHAA!
Let's try it.
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
You're catching on.
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
YEEHAA!
Terrific."
Another lyric-less part came about. Then, the lyrics started back up with the continuing music.
"Come on everybody.
Clap your hands.
Come on everybody.
It's the hamster dance.
Come on everybody.
Let's clap you hands.
Come on everybody.
It's the hamster dance.
Here comes the music.
YEE-HAW!
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do
Dee da dee da didi dodo dee da dee doo do dee dee doo doo dee da doo doo do"
And the song was over. I say, "Well, that sure was…something." All of the Pokémon take a bow and exit the stage. "I do not own that song. I'm sure all of you know that it is quite popular on the internet. Hampton the Hamster is to receive credit, and I suppose the artists that performed this after him do, too."
"Whoa, that was crazy," Eddy comes out onstage and says.
"Not to mention a duck!" Ed follows. Some audience members assume he is joking and laugh. Others know better…
"So no midquel?" Eddy asks.
"I'll figure it out! Even if it is only a couple chapters, or even a one-shot, it will be the midquel. Besides, I have stories on the site that I need to finish," I tell him. "Where is Double-D?"
"Tinkering," Eddy answers.
"Like a potato?" Ed asks.