HEY LOSERS WELCOME BACK TO CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl WITH YOUR ADORABLE AUTHOR ME DR. ROBOTNO. WELCOME TO SEASON 2 WITH DOUBLE THE SHIT!

Gumball woke up in the morning and punched his alarm clock, "Oh darn it is time for me to go to school... CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl" Gumball jumped out of bed and walekd to his door, remembering that it was a new smemster and so it was new day! He ate dsome stupid toid snax beakfast and then went on down to the bus stop. He saw his usual friends, WAtzup and Thunder waiting there, along with a bunch of other assholes. They all waited for the bus, and they saw it roll in and got on the bus. Thunder decided to leap on top of the bus and sit on it, doing his coool trademak balacing Thunder Triks.
"Hey Watup how's life been gfor you?" gumball Said.
"It's been prety good espedically since we defateed thsoe evil guys bck in the last chapter." watzup yelled like an asshole.
"That's good to konw" said Gumball with the sicenrttiy of a pinapple.
Thunder decided to sot pdonig this trademark Thunder TIcks and leaped through the window inside the bus. "Sup losers how's it gonig"

Bus Driver Hilman turned around, "You stupid kids shut up I have to drive a goddamm bus do you know how hard that is to do"

Thunder laughed, "Hilman go eat glue."

"oh"

the bus drove around town and did a really cool wheelie when suddenly i stopped to pikc up another student!

"wow why is this surprisng" gumball thught but then said cause he has no privacy. suddenly, meowser jumped through the bus doors, "MEOW SUP LOSERS FUCKING SCHOOL TIME NOW"

everyone in the bus laughed, "Oh Meowser!" they said in unison except watzup cause he had shit timing as the bus drove to...CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl

MEANWHILE...

THE EMIPEMENRATABLE DUONITY BLASTED OFF INTO THE SUNSET...
and then they crash ladned nito a lake.
"Well this is shit" Caprice said as he swam out of the lake.
"Balls" said Freeman as he cursed Gumball with the force of the sen sees.
They walked out and found that everything looked all blocky.
"Hey, why does everything look so blocky?" said Caprice as he wondered about how he could get back at Gumball adn his firends.
Freeman siad "yeah, why is evergnig s olobkcy?" He got rally mad and punched a tree, and a pice of the tree broke off and turned into a roating cube. "What t he hrll?" he yelled as he picked up the cube.
Caprice exclaimed, "I think we're in Minecraft, Freeman!"
"OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

Caprice grinned, "Wait! We could use the really stupid resources here to exact our revenge upon Gumball!"

"oh yeah that's a nifty idea." and then the duo laughed an evil laugh that would put hitler to shame.

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The class slowly wlakaed into the Ms. Study's classroom. She hit a ruler against watzup's fat face, "I don't care if you guys did shit last sememster, it's anew semester so it's project time. all of you have to write me a poem n like 5 minutes ready set go i'm gonna takea shot of vodka or something."

Watzup yelled, "THIS SUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKS"

Meowser didnt' care and just started trying to write a poem but his hands were big as shit so he sucked a it. maenwihle, spikeboy and dicataor birdbot were wriing lovely love poems to each other. watzup was going to write something abouthow ms study was the biggest puss since a female who had one of those until he realizesed ness wasn't in class!

Watzup decided to wrot te thing he wanted, and then he slammed it in Ms. Study's face so hard she droepd her vokda all over the floor, saying "Heym .s bitch here's my prject"

and Ms Stdy read it out to the class.

"Dear Ms. Study
You are a puss
Yoi are the biggest puss since a female who has a pus
OH siht ness sin't class fuck this shit
I'm not writing anyrine else"

Everyone in the alss laughed at Watzup but Watzup tanked it like how real tanks tank things because he had THE OWOER O OUSS and so he didn't give a shit really.

"Okay you all fucking fail this agsinnment now go somewhere else."

the bell rung at the sound of an orgasm and the people began to go to lunch but halfway down the hallway they heard tengu screaming like a loser but it was also meowing cause he was still that catrilgar. "IF YOU SaY I WAN TTO FUCK MEOWSER YOU'RE WRONG YOU SICK FUCK" he yelled as he ran out of the school.

thunder laguehd, "wow tengu is such a bitch let's go eat some lunch." eveyone sat down and llama slapped thunder with a trout before running off to his own table. watzup stared at his plate of steak with no one to share it with, "SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK IS NESS WHO AM I GOING TO YELL PK FLAST AT THIS IS SUCH BUILLSHIT!" gumball tried to pat watzup on teh shoulder to make him feel better but he accidentally started writing an essay on why fucking animals is wrong.

thunder gave a thumbs up, "dont' worry watzup, he's probably sick or some shit."

"BUT HE'S NOT" watzup yelled as he ran out of the lunchroom in sadness. LUnch lady daveirs tripped him on the wayout cause it's funny as shit.

but before watzup could make it all the awy out the door was kicked open by Iwata and Cutmn Mike which hit watzup in the balls, Iwata spikes first, "Please understand, we have found a ransom letter for one of our studnets Ness. I request everyone who isn't lame please come to the auditorium to discuss how to find him."

Everyone who wasn't lame came to the auditorium and sat down in seats thaata were made of old Virutal Boys. The porjector was playing the To,modacchi Life Nintendo Direct while everyone was sitting donw.
"Hmm, yrss, Ness is missing from school," Cutman mIek read from a script. "Now, in the event of such meergencies, we must read the ransom letter that was so written here.
I HAVE STOLE NTHE MOON
oh and NEss too but he's not so important
AND I WILL PULL IT OUT OF ORBIT
AND MY GOOD FRIEND POTROMAN WILL USE THE MOOS POWER TO CRUSH NESS'S PUNY LITTLE HEAD UNTIL HE IS NOTHING BUT GRAVEL
UNLESS YOU MEET MY DEMANDS:
BRING ME EMGAMAN
BRING ME A SANDWICH
PUT ON A MUSICAL FOR ME

Love, Dr. Wily"

Everyone gasped like ap eice of shit becaus Dr. wily and protoman were teaming up to take over the world again and kind of because ness was kidnapped and was probably going to die. WAtzup gasped thel oudest and so he broke a window and jumped out of it so he could go find Ness.

Iwata bowed, "As you can see, these demands are stupid we we need to find a better way to stop Dr. Wily and Protoman. Which is why I hired a replacment for Mayor Bugs Bunny cause he is litearlys dead."

udnely the door was kicked open and some asshole wlked in and just stared into everyone's eyes with the intensity of a burning xb0x one. nurse tgot who was the script cumtan mike was rreading from turned back into normal, "who in the name of assholes are you."

"AND I'M JAVERT! ...And i'm here to help you find dr. Wily and nesssaz"

llama sighed like he was sighting, "I guess we have another stuipd adventuer we have to go on."

Meowser laughed, "except i'mg oing with you this time1!"

Gumball laughed, "You sure are buddy."

suddenly, tengu came running tinto the room, "WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES REPLACE DALL MY CLOTHES WITH FEMALE CLOTHES I DONT' CAREI F I'M A CATGRIL YOU ARE ALL DICFCKSE HOLY SHIT"

Mewosrer pushd Tengu out of the way, and Tengu fell dow non the floor, meowing all the while. Everyone who was going on the adventure to din D Ness followed close behind MEwosersr, and they walked out the front door and stepped outside. It was only noon.

"FOLLOW ME GUYSASA" said Meowser as he walked over to his sWAgmaobleile

they all somehow managed to cram into the Swagmobiel and Meowser drove off into the sunrise, in search of Ness.

Off in the distance, in the opposite direction, they could hear WAtzup yelling "I'M GOMING FOR YOU NESSYMINKS" as he ran in the coopletemely wrong direction.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO NESS?
WHY IS WATZUP AND IDITOT?
WILL MOEWSER AND THE SWAGMOBILE FIND DR. WILY IN TIME?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...
CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl (sseson e20)