***MORNING***
Today I woke up on the floor. Fun, no?
I headed downstairs to the table. Everyone but Tohru was present. Not for long because she walked in with a bowl of steaming…leeks.
"Eat up everyone!"
"Are you crazy? I hate leeks!"
"I do too!"
"And onions and miso and am I leaving anything out?"
"Hey, miso is okay as long as its soup."
"I'm sorry, I guess I didn't know. I can make something else for you if you want. Just tell me what you like."
Yuki abruptly stood up and shoved leeks into Kyo's mouth.
"You must eat."
"I'm going to make myself some rice balls. " I said as I stood up.
"Umm, Yuki. Kyo's already passed out."
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*RUMMBLLLEE*
"What is that?"
"An earth quake?"
"Sounds like she's here early."
"Ugahhh!" Kyo shouted as he shot up from the ground.
"Ohh I didn't know you were-"
*SLAM*
"-expecting someone. Huh!?"
Kyo dashed for the door but Shigure caught him.
"Ah, not so fast Kyo."
"I'll get the door." said Tohru.
"Who's here anyway?"
"Another zodiac member."
"I'll be on the roof then."
"Take me with you!" begged Kyo.
"Kyo?" said a girl from the door.
"KAGURA!"
"I don't believe it, it's really you! KYO~~~ KYO~~~ Kyo, why did you run away from me for so long? You didn't call me or send a card. Where were you? Oh darling, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" she shouted as she punched him in the face.
"Meh, forget the roof, this is hilarious!"
I sat down by Shigure and watched Kyo fly through walls and be beaten up by a little girl.
"Well, we'll be needing another door." Yuki stated.
"Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house." Shigure sighed.
"I'm sorry?" said Tohru.
"Oh I was just kidding. That's just how Kagura shows affection."
"I would have never guessed. Well then, from the looks of it, she must really like Kyo a lot."
***TALKING BLAH***
"No one else loves you this much right Kyo! ANSWER ME DAMN IT!"
"Tohru, Haruka. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you two cat lovers yourselves?"
"That's me. The year of the cat fan club."
"Shigure, I freakin LOVE cats!"
"RIVALS! But I won't lose! What do you two like best about Kyo? Because I like everything! Everything!"
"Hey."
"The good things. The bad things! I like them all! I love Kyo no matter what! Even if he changes into his other for-"
Kyo's hand slammed down onto Kagura's mouth.
"Shut your mouth right now. One more word and I'll-"
Kyo was flipped onto his stomach with Kagura trying to break his hand.
"AHAHAHAHA! Nice manly moment Kyo!"
"Oh, I almost forgot about the laundry."
"Laundry?"
"Awww, no more entertainment? Off to the roof then."
I climbed onto the roof and sat on the edge. Within five minutes I saw Kagura ripping off Kyo's shirt and him hiding in the forest. Half an hour later I saw him sneak back into the house. Then a burning smell came from the kitchen. I went toward the kitchen and leaped in through the roof.
"AHAHAHAHAHA! You guys look hilarious!"
"I'm sorry, I really am. Please Kyo, I'm sorry." said Kagura.
"Ohh Haruka, nice to see you here! Why don't you start cleaning since it is your job."
"DAMN IT! Fine."
I grabbed the mop, but Kagura stopped me.
"Please, let me clean it. It's my fault."
"Well, that's too bad chickadee. Cuz this is what I do for rent."
I ignored her pleas and continued mopping. I saw her grab a towel and begin to help.
After we wiped away all the foam, we were left with the scorched marks.
"Time for some heavy duty stuff!"
I'm not even sure what we were using but somehow it helped with the burning.
Throughout the whole process, Kagura was silent.
"Kagura, Haruka. We ordered you some dinner. I'm pretty sure it'll taste better while it's hot."
"Oooh, yummy! The kitchen's practically done anyway!"
"Kagura?"
"Thanks but I'll eat later, you can leave it out there for now."
I walked over to Kagura and gave her a hug.
"Thanks for helping!"
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Kagura just needs a girly freind! Darnit, I can't even spell friend right! Yush, I'm just that good!
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