A/N: surprise mother truckers! I, the humble person that i am, have decided to write a sequel. this is just a taste-but i do require some help...i need reviews-and not from guest reviewers, because it could be one person. oh, and surprise two-the sequel is twenty chapters long, and its already written. i want to get to thirty reviews w/o guest reviewers. so just enjoy this for now. AND MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND REVIEW :)
"Jackie! I told you I'm not wearing that. Its ugly."
"Steven-you wanted me to wear lingerie. That, is ugly"
"Are you calling yourself ugly?"
"No. But the idea of walking in front of people half naked is ugly."
"You say that as if you haven't done it before."
"You took all of my clothes!"
"Well, you wouldn't have been wearing those, isn't it much better than wearing those granny panties, like Donna has."
Jackie huffed. She was getting nowhere. She wanted tradition-and Steven was being, well, Steven.
The government supports it so that they can control the population and appease the brains of males and females.
Why can't I just wear my led t-shirt? It would symbolize our relationship. After all, we did fall in love to stairway to heaven.
Jackie-I'm just not wearing it. It confines all of-this.
That was when Jackie decided it was an uphill battle. She had enough of his stupid anti-government points for the day.
An hour later Donna was knocking on her door, coming in.
"Jackie-its time to go. You look…"
"Yeah, I know." Jackie smiled as she stood to meet her fiancé, who was waiting in the foremen's backyard, the only place she would ever want to marry him. In the other room Eric and Hyde were having a similar conversation.
"Foreman-I told you, I could clean up nice."
"Jackie said-"
"Jackie is always right." Eric looked at him and mumbled under his breath ad he left.
"Happy wife, happy life"
Hyde stood at the alter, looking at her. His fiancé, soon to be Jackie Hyde. She was wearing his led zeppelin t-shirt, and ripped pants.
Jackie was equally as surprised. Steven stood on the alter in a crisp, dark blue tux.
"Ah, life's a bitch, huh?" Jackie shot him a death stare and Hyde looked terrified. Jackie could be scary. Really scary.
"Fez-" Jackie growled out before the foreigner jumped out of his chair and ran towards the garage. He raised his hand. "Good day! I said good day!"
Lorie looked relieved at his absence while Brianna, fez's 'lady fred' grinned, claiming she had to go to the bathroom. There wasn't a bathroom in the garage. She was oblivious-ironically, that meant she and fez had a lot in common.
"Lets get this show on the road" red said from the back. Kelso had decided that he would be the minister-which was surprisingly too easy.
"Jackie, do you do?" she rolled her eyes.
"I do."
"Hyde, do you do?"
"I do"
"You may now kiss me!"
"Kelso" the group groaned.
"I'll go get the helmet." Eric muttered from the back of the congregation. He came running back looking disgusted.
"What's wrong Eric?" Donna said running to her fiancé.
"Fez and Brianna might have not gotten married-but their honeymoon is going on without a hitch"