A/N: Thanks to all my normal reviewers and alex culten, Kori Neko Tenshi, and IchiiSama.
Well, we have approximately 4 freaking feet of snow here in South Dakota today. Which we got practically overnight.
Of course.
The current temp outside is 8 degrees. Which sucks, considering last week it was in the high 30's low 40's.
For people who don't know, that is a freaking heat wave this time of year.
Normally, I wouldn't mind all this snow and crap because it's a Monday which would mean a snow day.
IF WE ACTUALLY HAD SCHOOL TODAY.
We got today off for freaking President's Day. So I just got screwed out of a snow day.
Screw you snow, screw you.
Meridian
I sidled up next to the wall, sneaking towards the corner. I peeked my head around it cautiously.
No one there.
I breathed a sigh of relief.
Yachiru FINALLY stopped chasing me.
I was free!
I wondered where Max and Zane were.
Well, since I had nothing better to do...
I'll go find them!
…..Time to aimlessly wander through the Soul Society!
I REALLY should have known better than to do that.
I wandered into the fucking 11th Division.
I didn't realize this until I saw a certain gay boy.
"YUMICHIKA!"
He turned around at the sound of his name, took one look at me, and took off running down the hall away from me.
I laughed and chased after him, temporarily forgetting what I was supposed to be doing.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" he yelled when he saw me following him.
"Don't tell me what to do!" I laughed back.
He ran into a room (which I assumed was his) and slammed the door.
I waited "patiently" outside.
Then he yelled.
"AW DAMMIT! YACHIRU GIVE ME MY SWORD BACK YOU UGLY LITTLE BRAT!"
I started laughing again.
Then Yachiru came bouncing around the corner.
I stopped mid-laugh and stared at her, my eyes wide.
Maybe if I didn't move, she wouldn't see me...
"Hiya!" she said cheerfully.
FUCK.
"Uhhh, h-hey, Yachiru."
"Whatcha doing outside Pretty Boy's room?" she asked.
"Well, I was chasing him, because he doesn't like me and it's fun..."
"Can I help?" she said, smiling.
I smiled. "Sure. Do you still have his sword?"
"Uh-huh." she nodded.
"Good. Don't give it to him."
"I can hear you!" Yumichika yelled from in his room.
"That's awesome Gay Boy, I don't really care."
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"Denial~!" I said in a sing-song voice.
I heard him yell again.
I laughed, and Yachiru joined in.
"Ok," I whispered to Yachiru. "On the count of 3, we slam open the door, rush in, and tackle him. Got it?"
She nodded. "Yup."
"Good. One, two, THREE!"
We rushed the door, but that damn faggot locked it.
… I didn't even know you COULD lock those doors.
"Well shit." I huffed.
Yachiru giggled. "Stand back!"
I raised an eyebrow at her, but I went and stood behind her.
She held her hand up, palm out, facing Yumichika's door.
"Wha...?"
"Hadou number 31!" she yelled with a smile.
Oh damn.
"Shakkahou!"
The huge destructive blast shot from her hand and completely obliterated the door.
...and the wall on the other side of Yumichika's room.
We looked in and saw Yumichika on the other side of the room, looking at us with wide eyes.
"Are you trying to kill me?" he shouted. "And when the hell did you learn Kidou?"
We laughed, and I gave Yachiru a high five.
Max and Zane
Thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack...
Byakuya's temple throbbed.
Zane found a bouncy ball.
….Don't ask where he got it, no one knows.
He was currently bouncing it from the ground to the wall and back into his hands.
Zane had been bouncing the ball for 3 freaking hours.
Max was also still attached to his back.
Finally, Byakuya put his pen down.
He pointed at Zane and said, "Bakuodo number 1. Sai."
Zane's hands were whipped behind his back, and the bouncy ball came and hit him in the head.
"Ow! Hey!" he glared at Byakuya.
"You were being a nuisance." he said calmly, picking his pen back up and continuing his paperwork.
"What crawled up your ass and died?" Zane muttered.
Max snickered and Byakuya glared at him.
"Max." he said.
"Yes Bya-kun?"
"Please remove yourself from my back."
"But I don't wanna!" Max whined, holding him tighter.
Then they heard shouting.
"COME BACK HERE YOU UGLY LITTLE BRATS!"
"That sounds like Yumichika." Zane said. He was positioned against the wall so he could still see out the open door.
"NEVER!"
"And that sounded like Meridian and someone else..."
Byakuya sighed. "Lieutenant Kusajishi."
"Yeah!"
All 3 of them looked out the door and saw Meridian run past with Yachiru on her back, and behind them Yumichika...
...with half of his hair shaved off.
Max and Zane burst out laughing, and even Byakuya hid a small smile.
Max jumped off Byakuya's back and ran out the door. "MERIDIAN!" she called. "IN HERE!"
She rushed back into the room, and Meridian shot past her inside. Max shoved the door closed and grabbed the random extra chair in the room to jam the door.
Meridian and Yachiru collapsed to the ground laughing.
Then someone pounded on the door and they heard Yumichika shout angrily, "COME OUT HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU DAMMIT!"
Meridian and Yachiru just laughed harder.
"What the hell did you guys do?" Zane asked, smiling.
"Gay Boy was being a prick," Meridian said through her laughter.
"So we shaved his hair!" Yachiru finished.
"We only got halfway done, though."
Max and Zane laughed too.
Byakuya just stared at all the annoying people in his office and sighed.
'Why me?' he thought. 'Why?'