Dr. Eggman placed his set of cards inside his slot machine, pulled the lever and the wheels spun until they stopped, all showing the picture of the same robot. It was a giant green, bird-like, spacecraft, equipped with powerful missiles, lasers, a powerful suction force and the ability to fly into outer space.
Its name was E-90, codenamed: Super Sweeper.
"Perfect!" Eggman declared.
Soon…
Super Sweeper was moved toward the launch tunnel by the moving platform. As soon as the door opened, the giant spacecraft launched itself into outer space.
Meanwhile, in Area 99…
The scientist working on the facility were busy examining the remains of all the robots that Sonic, Deadpool and their friends had destroyed so far. They were fascinated that the technology Eggman used was unlike anything they had seen before.
Unfortunately, they had to put their research on hold as something was up. The Intelligence agents were having some kind of trouble handling the worldwide monitoring due to some interference.
"Status report on the situation!" the G.U.N. Commander ordered.
"An unknown object was spotted about five minutes ago. I'm afraid that's all we know, sir." One of the agents reported.
"Then, Dr. Eggman is up to something. I only wish I knew what it was." The Commander wondered, before turning back to the agents. "Has it been identified?"
"I'm afraid not, sir." The agent replied.
The G.U.N. Commander looked concerned; he had a bad feeling about this.
Meanwhile, with Eggman…
"Well now, time to have a little fun!" Eggman said as he pulled a handle.
Meanwhile, in space…
Super Sweeper's powerful suction force activated as the spacecraft opened its beak at the front, revealing a vacuum-cleaner like tube that came out of it. It began sucking in all nearby satellites.
Back in Area 99…
"System alert! System alert!" an agent called out.
"What's wrong?" the G.U.N. Commander asked.
"Our satellites have been jammed! No wait, they VANISHED!" the agent reported.
"WHAT?!" the G.U.N. Commander gawked in shock as he looked at the monitor.
The monitor showed a radar with a space-point view of Earth. There were smaller white dots, which were the satellites, and a big dot that was the source of the problem. All the smaller dots were moving toward the big one.
"What is this?!" the Commander gawked in shock. "How could this be?!"
Meanwhile…
Super Sweeper sucked all the satellites in, while Eggman monitored the situation from the base. Decoe and Bocoe were sitting at the table and drinking oil tea, in a Japanese style manner.
"Just look at all my shining, new toys!" Eggman said as he monitored. "Oh well, too bad I have to grind them all into robot parts! Who knew that recycling can be so much fun! And cost-effective!"
Area 99…
"I don't believe this…" The Commander was now concerned. "We've got to alert the President!"
"Yes sir." One of the agents replied.
Meanwhile, in the Thorndyke Mansion…
Everything was peaceful at the Thorndyke Mansion. Ouside, Sonic was seen taking a nap on the roof. Mr. Tanaka was seen mowing the lawn with a Push-Mower.
In the guest room, Vanessa was combing her hair while Wade was laying in the bed, watching something that only you could see in rated M stories.
"Got that right." the merc said.
Inside, in the living room, Cream and Cheese were singing and dancing along with Next, as they watched the Next Show on TV, while Tails and Chris were sitting down on the couch.
"Hi! Snack time, everyone!" Ella said cheerfully, as she came in, followed by Amy as they all carried their snacks and placed them on the table.
"Wow!" Tails and Chris, except Cream and Cheese who were still watching TV, exclaimed as they saw the snacks on the table.
"Ella showed me home-made apple pie!" Amy said.
"I think our little Amy has a knack for backing!" Ella said. "I just may be out of the job soon!"
"Hey Ella, maybe Sonic would like some pie." Amy said in excitement.
"He can have the other one." Tails said as he picked up the pie.
"No you don't!" Amy glared at Tails, knowing he was lying about delivering the pie to Sonic and was planning to eat it himself. "That pie is for Sonic!" she grabbed the pie and shook Tails off, sending him flying toward the TV.
"OUCH!" Tails cried as he crashed against the TV, of which the screen turned into static.
Cream and Cheese gasped at this as they stopped dancing and singing along.
"Tails, you broke… our TV." Cream sniffled.
"Sorry." Tails apologized after he recovered.
"Don't worry Cream, maybe this will help." Chris said as he picked up the remote.
Chris pressed the Power button on the remote to turn the TV off, and then he pressed it again, hoping it would bring the TV back to normal, except the static was still there.
"Huh? That's odd…" Chris said as he tried again and again, and even started changing the channels, but all they got was static.
"Okay, guess that didn't work." Chris said apathetically.
"Now we can't watch our program!" Cream said, starting to tear up.
Next thing they knew, Cream and Cheese started crying a river, anime style after Chris said that. Sonic heard the crying from outside and came in through the window.
"What's going on?" Sonic asked.
"Cream and Cheese are upset because the TV's busted." Chris told him.
"That's what they're crying about?" Sonic asked.
"Uh huh."
"WHAT THE HELL?!" They heard Wade yell from the guest room. They turned and saw Wade come downstairs with an angry look on his face, with Vanessa following him.
"What's wrong?" Chris asked.
"I was just laying in bed watching something sexy on TV only the readers would dare read for their enjoyment on this website, until all of a sudden, the TV died on me!" Wade explained.
Everyone stared at Wade with awkward looks on their faces, before the merc broke the silence.
"You did pay the electric bill, did you?" he asked.
"What do we do? Now I can't watch my cooking show." Amy said.
"Or fashion shows." Vanessa said.
"Or sexy shows." Wade said.
"Or Mrs. Thorndyke in the Movie of the Week." Ella said.
"Or the martial arts matinee." Mr. Tanaka said as he appeared out of nowhere, causing everyone to jump.
"Sorry, Mr. Tanaka…" before Chris could finish his sentence, they heard a childish laugh.
The situation turned from bad to worse, when Bokkun the Menssager Robot arrived, Ella and Amy took their snacks off the table, allowing him to land on the table.
"Oh crap! Not this guy again!" Sonic reacted remembering the last time he saw Bokkun. "TAKE COVER!"
Sonic, Chris, Tails, Amy, Cream, Cheese, Ella, Mr. Tanaka, Wade and Vanessa took cover behind the couch, the chair and the fireplace, and grabbed things like pillows or firewood and used them as shields.
"That was a disappointing welcome if you don't mind me saying so." Bokkun said apathetically as he pulled out the small monitor from his mailbag. "Got a brand-new message for Sonic from Dr. Eggman, so listen up good!"
Eggman appeared on the monitor's screen. "Greetings, my little warthog! Sorry if it's been so long since my last message, but I've been such a busy, little bee. Take a look!" the screen changes to E-90 Super Sweeper sucking up all the satellites in space.
"That thing's swallowing up satellites!" Chris exclaimed, while everyone looked both horrified and outraged, mainly Wade, who turned to the readers.
"Well, that sucks!" he said before chuckling at his pun. "See what I did there? Suck?"
The screen changed back to Eggman. "Don't get any ideas, Sonic! After all, I'm only having a little fun. So stay out of it if you know what's good for you! As we speak, my E-90 is floating above the stratosphere collecting all matter of space junk so I can make more and more of my ever-so-helpful mechanical friends! Well, what do you say to that?" he laughed maniacally, as if he already won. "Pretty soon, you'll be obsolete, Bokkun!"
After that message was over, Bokkun started to cry, in a very loud and high-pitched tone that caused everyone to cover their ears as it was getting on their nerves.
"What's E-90?" Chris spoke loudly.
"I don't know, Chris, but I bet it's one of Dr. Eggman's robots. I wonder what a stratosphere is." Tails tried to answer while trying to ignore Bokkun's crying, until Chuck came in.
"A layer of air miles above us. It's as high as the sky!" Chuck said somewhat excited.
He wasn't sure if anyone heard him right, because of Bokkun's annoying, nerve-wrecking crying.
As Bokkun kept crying, Wade put his hand on the little robot's mouth and brought him towards his face.
"Listen, you little shit." Wade growled. "Keep crying and you're gonna end up just like me." He pointed at his mouthless face. "Except that it'll actually keep you from talking."
"Yeah! We can do without you, you big crybaby!" Chuck said as he snatched Bokkun from Wade and carried him out of the mansion.
"No! Put me down!" Bokkun yelled as he escaped Chuck's grip, pulled out a bomb and placed it on Chuck's hand.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Ouch…" Chuck coughed out smoke as he was covered in suite from the bomb's explosion.
"Gotcha!" Bokkun yelled while laughing maniacally, before he flew away.
Chuck didn't say anything as he walked back in, but still covered in suite and smoking.
"Looks like that robot's da bomb!" Chris said, causing Wade to laugh out loud.
"Very funny, Chris, but this is serious." Chuck said. "Eggman's causing havoc miles above anyone's reach."
Chuck shows them a map of the Earth's atmosphere, pointing out the location of the stratosphere, which is at the very top of it and the part that separates the planet's sky with outer space.
"I bet the Tornado can get up there." Chris wondered.
Tails wasn't so sure.
"Come on, Tails! Why not?" Sonic suggested. "I'm game! Let's go!"
"Right!" Tails agreed.
"I'm going with you." Deadpool said. "I'm only doing it so I can go back to watching my hardcore sexy shows after we cook this turkey!"
"Okay?" Sonic said with a raised eyebrow.
Soon…
Tails got onboard the Tornado 2, while Sonic stood on top of the plane's upper wings. Deadpool, in his tactical suit, did the same with the other wings.
"Everyone hold on! Tornado 2, take off!" Tails announced as he pilots the Tornado 2 down the runway until it took off.
"Good luck you guys, we'll be waiting!" Amy and the others shouted as they watched our heroes take off into the skies.
Meanwhile with Eggman…
"It's the hedgehog and his playmates!" Eggman said. "E-90, zap those meddlers!"
Back in the sky…
Our heroes were approaching E-90 Super Sweeper on the Tornado 2. "Move in close!" Sonic ordered pointing at Super Sweeper.
"No need to say it twice!" Tails said as he charged at Super Sweeper.
Super Sweeper attacked them with a bite, but they dodged it. Tails did a U-turn and attacked it. Tails fired the Tornado 2's guns at Super Sweeper, but it didn't do much damage. "It's bullet proof!" Tails said.
"Don't forget to count your bullets!" Deadpool shouted. "You're gonna need 'em!"
E-90 Super Sweeper summoned its torrents and fired at them. Tails dodged them, while Sonic held on. Deadpool, on the other hand, block a few shots with his blades.
Tails got an idea. "Don't worry, I know what to do!"
He then flew around and around Super Sweeper's head. As part of his plan, it tried to spin around while trying to not lose sight of them, but Tails started going faster and faster. It started spinning faster and faster too. Meanwhile, Eggman, who was witnessing the battle from his base, began to feel dizzy and sick.
"What the heck are they doing?!" Eggman demanded feeling his head spinning.
Back in the battle, Tails began to fire the machine guns at the torrent, destroying it. "It worked!" Tails cheered.
"Don't celebrate just yet!" Sonic reminded.
As E-90 was beginning to recover, it decided to fly higher toward the stratosphere, Tails followed it in the Tornado 2.
"Time for some fireworks!" Eggman said as E-90 fired missiles at them.
Tails dodged them by barrel rolling out of the way, while Sonic held on to the wing he was standing on, with Deadpool holding on to the other with his blades. The torrents came out from the sides and the top of Super Sweeper and fired at them; they dodge them as well using the barrel roll.
"Shit just got real!" Deadpool said.
"Stay here and protect the Tornado!" Sonic said.
"Got it!" Deadpool replied and looked at Tails, who nodded in agreement, knowing what their plan was.
He waited for the right moment until Super Sweeper fired its missiles again. Sonic jumped off the Tornado 2, while Deadpool shot a few of the missiles that flew towards him and Tails with his optic blast.
Sonic then curled into his Spin Ball form and homed in on the missiles, sending them flying back at Super Sweeper.
The missiles landed on Super Sweeper, causing massive damage and destroying the torrents.
Sonic landed back on the Tornado 2. "That was awesome!" Deadpool cheered as he and Sonic did a bro fist.
Super Sweeper's mouth opened, revealing its vacuum-cleaner like tube, unleashing its powerful suction force. Sonic, Tails and Deadpool reacted as they were being sucked in.
"It's sucking us in!" Sonic shouted as he held onto the wing, along with Deadpool.
"Ha! Suck!" Deadpool laughed.
"Get us outta here!" Sonic shouted.
"I'm trying!" Tails said as he struggled to turn the Tornado 2 around.
He somehow managed to turn around and fly away from the vacuum, but it wasn't over yet as Super Sweeper continued to use its name-sake move on them.
"Dammit! It's still after us!" Sonic cursed.
"Hang on guys and don't let go!" Tails announced as he flew even higher toward the top of the sky, while Super Sweeper ended up sucking all the clouds around them while it continued chasing after them.
Tails kept flying higher and higher while trying to come up with a plan, however, as he was about to reach the very top of the sky, his engine failed and blew a fuse, as smoke came out from it.
"Oh no!" Tails reacted in horror, while Sonic and Deadpool reacted in horror when they noticed the propellers on the front stop spinning.
The next thing they knew they were screaming at the top of their lungs as the Tornado 2 started to fall out of the skies. Eggman saw this and laughed maniacally, thinking he had won the battle.
Our heroes screamed in horror as they held on as the Tornado 2 kept falling from the skies. Tails was struggling to get the plane started again and avoid crash landing.
"This is it! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Deadpool screamed. "Well, maybe you two will since I have a healing factor, BUT STILL!"
"Will you shut up?! We are not gonna die!" Tails yelled as he struggled to get the plane started again.
Sonic and Deadpool held onto the Tornado 2's top wings as they continued falling, they noticed the ocean floor was right below them, making Sonic enter a state of insecurity. "Tails, we're heading for the water, DO SOMETHING ALREADY!" he yelled.
"I'M TRYING!" Tails yelled.
It took about a minute and a half, but somehow Tails managed to get the plane started again and got it steady JUST in time before it hit the water's surface, as they flew up again. Tails sighed in relief, along with Sonic and Deadpool.
"Thank god!" Deadpool said as he sighed in relief. "By the way, does anyone have another pair of underwear?"
The two ignored him before Sonic turned his attention to Tails.
"What happened back there, Tails?" Sonic asked the two-tailed fox.
"I don't really know but…" Tails tried to say it, except… "Sorry guys, but we have to retreat for now…"
"WHAT?!" Deadpool gawked. "And let me suffer without any pleasurable shows?!"
"Tails has a point, Wade." Sonic said, while raising an eyebrow slightly. "I hate backing out from fights too, but we have to go back to the Mansion for now."
"Fine…" Deadpool sighed as he reluctantly agreed to them.
With that decision, they decide to fly back to the Thorndyke Mansion.
Soon…
Once our heroes had returned back to the Mansion, everyone welcomed them back, thinking they had succeeded. But when they noticed the depressed looks on their faces, they could tell the mission didn't go the way it was supposed to.
Deadpool fell on his knees and slammed his fists on the ground before crying like a baby.
"Shut up, narrator!" he shouted.
Sorry.
"Don't worry, I know you'll win next time." Ella said. "I know you will feel better after dinner."
"Yeah, you can try the chimichangas we made for you, Wade." Vanessa offered.
Sonic and Deadpool (who had stopped crying once his girlfriend mentioned chimichangas) smiled, but frowned when they looked up in the sky, they could see Super Sweeper still in the sky causing trouble, and they looked at each other and nodded in agreement.
Later that night…
Everyone had enjoyed their dinner and returned back to doing their usual things to pass the time at Chuck's workshop. Sonic was on the roof of Chuck's workshop, reflecting over the battle they had with Super Sweeper. Tails, Chris and Chuck were currently repairing the Tornado 2.
"It appears that our foe is more powerful than we thought." Chuck said.
Tails looked worried as he started at the Tornado 2, while Chris patted him on the shoulder.
"Hey Tails!" Sonic showed up as he jumped off the roof. "Problem is the Tornado is too slow. So, what you oughta do is to suit this birdie up a little bit."
"I could try." Tails said.
"Really, Tails?" Chris asked.
"Maybe I could use the Chaos Emerald." Tails suggested. "But there could be a problem." everyone looked curiously. "It's all that energy."
"What do you mean by that?" Chris asked.
"The Chaos Emerald's got huge amounts of energy." Tails started to explain. "It would only take only a tiny bit to run the Tornado, so all that extra energy wouldn't have anywhere to go, and that could be a real big problem."
Chris and Chuck were shocked to hear that.
"What do you think, Grandpa?" Chris asked.
"We need to find a way to burn off the emerald's excess energy." Chuck suggested.
"I wouldn't want to just waste it." Tails protested.
"Do you have any better ideas?" Chuck asked.
"Well, we could install a back-up engine." Tails explained. "That way, with two engines instead of one, the energy would have another outlet."
"Do you think two engines could retain all that power?" Chuck asked.
"Well, if we wanna beat Dr. Eggman, it's sure worth giving it a try." Tails said.
"In order to install that back-up, we would have to rebuild the plane." Chuck said. "Are you sure that you have the know-how to do that, Tails?"
"Well, I've never done anything like this before, but I'll give it a shot." Tails said.
"You can do it, Tails! I know it!" Sonic encouraged him.
"Sonic is right!" Chuck agreed before escorting Tails over to wherever he is taking him. "Come with me, Tails. I've got something that might interest you. In fact, I'm certain it will."
Soon…
Chuck lead Tails over to a steel door way in the back of the workshop. Chuck typed in the access code on the small keyboard next to the door and it opened. He escorted the fox into what appeared to be an elevator. After the door closed, Chuck pressed the button and it starting going down underground.
"What's this?" Tails asked.
"You'll see." Chuck smiled.
The elevator stopped, the doors opened, revealing only darkness. Soon, the lights went on, revealing a huge laboratory full of machines, tools, bottles, beacons and other mechanical parts, leaving Tails astonished.
"It's my secret laboratory!" Chuck proudly announced.
"It's amazing!" Tails admired the place.
"I'm glad you liked it!" Chuck smiled in delight. "I think you'll find everything we need."
"Sure!" Tails said.
"Now let's rebuild the Tornado!" Chuck said in excitement.
The two geniuses got started on building a new plane, one that has speed fast enough to match E-90 Super Sweeper, equipped with a spare booster combined with an energy conversion system, using the Chaos Emerald as a power source. Tails and Chuck did most of the physical work, putting together all the nuts, bolts and wires. Chuck and Tails worked together on putting together the conversion system. They kept on going, as they double check the blueprints, iron out the bugs, installing the weapons, studying the Chaos Emerald carefully, as they worked together through the night.
"You've been working all day long, Tails. Why don't you take a break?" Chuck said as he yawned.
"It's okay. I'm almost done." Tails said.
"Alright." Chuck shrugged as he left, leaving Tails to finish the job.
The fox continued on working hard on putting the finishing touches to the new plane. He felt someone tap on his shoulder and he looked back and saw Chris.
"Want some help?" Chris asked. He whispered into the fox's ear what his request was and explained why he wanted him to do that. Tails quietly nodded in agreement and to keep it a secret until he showed the new plane to everyone.
The next morning…
The sun was rising and a new day was born as Sonic stood on top of the roof of Chuck's workshop watching the Sun rise.
Inside the mansion, Chris, Amy, Cream, Cheese, Wade and Vanessa were all asleep in the living room. Cream and Cheese were the first ones to wake up when they noticed something appear on the television.
"Yay! Mr. TV has come back to life!" Cream said cheerfully.
"Chao, chao!" Cheese chippered happily.
The rest woke up feeling a bit groggy, but noticed the TV coming back on, Cream rushed up to it, followed by Cheese. The title "EGG TV" appeared on the screen, and then…
"Good morning!" Cream, Cheese, Wade and Vanessa screamed in horror (while the merc himself screamed in frustration) when they saw Dr. Eggman suddenly pop up on the television. "It's time for… the one and only Dr. Eggman Show! This program is coming to you live via a satellite from a beautiful island in the Southern Sea. Today's show is brought to you by Super Sweeper for a cleaner, safer stratosphere."
Everyone watched what was on television, and they clearly could tell it wasn't something they would want to watch, especially Cream and the others.
"I don't like this show at all!" Cream said almost tearing up.
"Me neither! Where's the freakin' remote?!" Wade said, looking around for the remote.
"Right here!" Chris grabbed the remote and tried to change the channel, but he ended up getting the same show. "What the-?!"
"Today's special broadcast is 'The Cleaning of the Stratosphere's Space Satellites' plan!" Eggman continued on, while Chris tried to change channels, hoping to find a different show, but it was in vain.
"Goddammit!" Wade cursed. "This is worse than Litton taking away Saturday morning cartoons, including this one!"
Everyone looked at Wade with a raised eyebrow.
"What? It's true!"
Meanwhile, in Area 99…
"Sir, the object appears to be launched." an agent reported as they detected the robot flying back into the stratosphere.
"Then I'm afraid that we have no choice but to launch a counter-attack." the G.U.N. Commander said.
"Yes, sir!" the agents complied.
Back at Chuck's Workshop…
Sonic had just finished watching the sun rise, when he heard Tails calling him. The speedster jumped off the roof to meet up with him.
"Is it ready to go?" Sonic asked.
"Yup, everything is set!" Tails said. "Go gather the others over here so we can show it to everyone."
"You got it!" Sonic saluted, before he ran off.
Meanwhile, at the Stratosphere…
Super Sweeper had reached the stratosphere. It activated its vacuum-like tube, ready to suck up the satellites. However, G.U.N. wasn't going to give it up that easily as they activated the laser beams installed on the satellites.
Back in Area 99…
"Fire laser!" the G.U.N. Commander ordered.
All the satellites fired their lasers at E-90 Super Sweeper in union, ready to blast that cursed robot to bits, as the Commander and his men, and their agents watched on the screen. But just as the lasers were about to hit the robot, a force field appeared around it, blocking the lasers.
"What in the world!?" the G.U.N. Commander gawked at what he just witnessed.
"Sir, attack unsuccessful!" one agent said.
Back at the Stratosphere…
Super Sweeper activated its suction force, sucking up all the satellites.
Back in the Thorndyke Mansion…
Everyone witnessed what was going on as it was being broadcasted on TV and they weren't pleased by what they were witnessing.
"I can't take it anymore!" Wade commented while covering his eyes. "Where's the cyanide?! Oh, wait. I can't die!"
Just then, Sonic showed up. "Hey guys, Tails and Chuck just finished working on the new plane!" Sonic said. "If you wanna see it, come on over to the workshop!"
Soon…
Sonic had gathered everyone as they stood in front of Chuck's workshop, Ella and Mr. Tanaka were also there to see it.
"It was a long night, and took a lot of work, but we've managed to pull it off." Chuck said as he pulled out a remote and looked at Tails. "Shall we?"
Tails nodded. Chuck pressed the button on the remote. The others expected the doors to open, but instead, they were surprised to see the workshop lift up from the ground, revealing a secret garage that was hidden right under it. In that said garage, was the new plane that Tails and Chuck have been working on.
It was a large, white, X-wing Jet-Fighter, with yellow on the front, red boosters in the back with a spare one hidden underneath them, some smaller wings on the front and the back, machine guns and homing missile launchers on the sides of the front part, and some cockpits on top, the main one being on the front. Everyone admired it as it was an updated version of the Tornado 2, as they smiled in delight.
"Everyone, we give you, the X Tornado!" Tails announced.
"It's amazing!" Wade said. "You managed to pull off something from Star Wars!"
"Well, a little bit." Chuck said, with Tails nodding in agreement; it was somewhat half true.
Sonic let out a whistle. "You really outdid yourself this time, Tails!" he commented.
"Thanks, but I couldn't have done it without Chuck." Tails said.
"Well, no time for sitting around, let's go!" Sonic said.
"Wait, Sonic!" Chris stepped in. "I'm coming along too!"
"Chris, you can't come with us." Sonic explained. "You know the plane's only a two-seater."
"Guess I forgot to tell you." Tails said. "Chris came to me last night and asked us to add extra cockpits."
"I asked Tails if he could put in an extra list." Chris said. "I hope you don't mind, Sonic."
Sonic took a moment to ponder this.
"Well, Sonic?" Tails asked.
"Just so long as you don't get in the way, okay?" Sonic said.
"You got a deal!" Chris gave them a thumbs up back.
"Then let's get moving!" Wade said. "But first…"
He pulled out a small radio from his pocket with his name on it and turned it on, and it started to play the Star Wars theme.
"Can't have a good action scene without a little music." he finished.
"Alright!" Sonic, Tails and Chris said as they rushed to the X Tornado and got onboard.
"Good luck out there, Wade." Vanessa said.
"Will do, babe." Deadpool said as he hopped on the X Tornado. "Now, let's get that robot off the air, both pun intended and literally!"
Soon…
Everything was set. Tails was on the main cockpit serving as the pilot, while Chris sat in the seat behind him, acting as his co-pilot. Sonic and Deadpool stood on top of the plane. Everyone watched as Tails started the engines and piloted the X Tornado slowly onto the runway.
"First wings flap, set-up!" Tails announced as he pressed the button, setting up the wings on top of the X Tornado.
"Stand-by for launch." Chuck announced as he pressed another button on his remote, making the palm trees around the runway to tilt about 35º away from the runway, clearing the path for launch. "This is it! No turning back now!" he said in excitement.
"X Tornado, launch!" Tails announced as he began to increase speed as they moved down the runway. Sonic was determined along with Deadpool, who dug his blades into the wings in the jet to avoid falling, everyone onboard held on tight as the speed kept increasing over 300 mph.
"And… take off!" Tails announced as he pulled the handles, making the X Tornado lift off from the ground and fly into the skies.
"Second set of wings flaps, set-up!" Tails announced as he set up the wings under the plane.
With the X Tornado in full form, they take off into the skies at full speed, while everyone held on tight.
"Ok guys, here we go! Get ready!" Tails announced as they reached the top of the sky and they could see Super Sweeper in the distance.
"THAT'S how you end a scene, folks!" Deadpool said to the readers.
Meanwhile, at Eggman's base…
"Sorry to disturb you, Dr. Eggman, but something is headed straight for E-90 and it sure is fast." Decoe announced.
"But not fast enough! I'll teach them to sneak up on me!" Eggman declared.
Back in the sky…
Super Sweeper started firing its missiles at our heroes right off the bat. "Alright, time to party!" Sonic jumped off the X Tornado and started hoping from missile to missile, Deadpool teleported next to him and did the same thing, as they made their way toward the robot.
"Don't worry guys, I've got your backs!" Tails shouted as he fired the machine guns at the torrents, destroying them as they explode into a million pieces.
"Thanks, Tails!" Sonic shouted as he waved at him and gave him a thumbs up.
Super Sweeper activated a laser satellite and fired its lasers at the X Tornado.
Tails used his piloting skills to dodge the lasers, but was having trouble in getting anywhere near the robot. "I can't get any closer!" Tails said.
Sonic, and Deadpool saw their opening as the satellite was too focused on the X Tornado. They looked at each other and nod in agreement before jumping toward the satellite and attacked. Sonic jumped up and dove into the satellite with a dive kick, while Deadpool combined the attack with his optic blast.
The satellite took critical damage as it started breaking down with smoke and fire coming out of it. The two heroes burst out from the top, as the satellite bursted into flames, sending them flying, but they manage to land back safely onto the X Tornado.
"You alright, Wade?" Tails asked the merc.
"No worries kid, I'm good." Deadpool replied. "Besides, I have a healing factor. I'm fine every day!"
"What about you, Sonic?" Chris asked the blue hedgehog.
"A-Ok!" Sonic gave him a thumbs up.
Back in the Thorndyke Mansion…
Even though Eggman only meant to broadcast his robot stealing all the satellites, the intrusion of the X Tornado soon turned into a dog fight show, being broadcasted on TV, Amy and everyone else who remained behind at the Mansion were witnessing the battle.
"Isn't Sonic the bravest?" Amy asked holding her hands over her chest and had a love-struck expression on her face.
"So is Wade." Vanessa added.
Back in the sky…
The battle was taken up even higher toward the top of the sky. Sonic and Deadpool jumped off the X Tornado and landed on top of Super Sweeper. Unfortunately, because of the strong wind and increased speed, Sonic lost his balance and fell off, but Deadpool managed to save him as he grabbed Sonic's hand and teleported back on top of Super Sweeper.
"Thanks a lot, Deadpool." Sonic said.
The merc grinned at that. Meanwhile, Super Sweeper managed to drive away the X Tornado with its missiles, before it brought out the vacuum-like tube, ready to suck up Sonic and Deadpool.
Deadpool yelled as he dug his blades into the robot to keep himself from getting sucked. "Not that kind of suck, if you're asking!" Deadpool shouted to the readers.
But the powerful suction force was too strong as Deadpool started to get pulled closer to the tube, he could tell by his blades forming scratches on top of Super Sweeper. Sonic's running wasn't helping either. He could teleport themselves to safety, but Deadpool realized that couldn't help either.
"Why do you do this to me?!" Deadpool shouted.
Meanwhile, Tails and Chris noticed this. "Oh no! They're gonna get sucked up!" Chris said. "We'll never make it on time at this rate!"
"Don't worry, buckle up!" Tails said as he grabbed the lever on his left side. "Booster switch, ON!" he announced as he pulled it, activating the spare booster, combined with the energy conversion system, giving the X Tornado a powerful boost of speed, due to the energy of the Chaos Emerald.
He made a U-turn, making his way back toward the robot, they saw that the heroes were very close to getting sucked in, but Tails fired his machine guns. The bullets hit the vacuum-like tube, causing critical damage and blowing it up to pieces, saving the heroic duo's lives.
"YEAH!" Tails and Chris cheered.
"Thanks again, guys!" Sonic gave them a thumb up.
"Ha! Suck on that, birdy!" Deadpool taunted Super Sweeper.
Sonic and Deadpool landed back on top of the X Tornado as the battle continued. Super Sweeper summoned more lasers and continued to fire at them, but Tails had some tricks left up his sleeve. "Hold on everyone! Chaos Overdrive!" he announced as he performed a barrel roll. As he did, the Chaos Emerald ended up creating an energy field around the X Tornado. As the lasers came into contact with the field, they were reflected right back at Super Sweeper, causing damage to the robot.
"Wow! Tails, what just happened?" Chris asked.
"The Chaos Overdrive." Tails explained. "It's the secret weapon that we've developed, using the Chaos Emerald to grant the X Tornado special abilities."
"SWEET!" Chris exclaimed.
The battle kept on going all the way into the skies until they breached the Stratosphere, entering the edge of outer space. Sonic and Deadpool, who were standing on top of the plane suddenly started to shiver due to the low temperature. Chris noticed this.
"Sonic and Wade look cold." Chris announced in concern.
"That's because we're close to the stratosphere." Tails said. "It's 50 below here, but they can take it."
Sonic and Deadpool thought they could handle it, despite how cold they were feeling. However, they noticed that there was ice forming on parts of the X Tornado and they were getting frozen themselves.
"This is not cool!" Deadpool said as the ice formed all over his body. "See what I did there?!"
"Don't worry, this isn't over yet!" Sonic remained calm, even though he already became frozen up the neck.
Soon, the two of them became encased in ice; Chris and Tails noticed this and reacted in shock and horror.
"Uh Tails? Sonic and Wade are frozen solid!" Chris announced.
"What?!" Tails gawked.
"Hey, the Ring!" Chris said.
"No good! I can't open the cockpit!" Tails said, as he pushed the button but nothing happened. Then he remembered what Chuck said about releasing the excess energy. "Wait, what if we…" he said, before typing something on the keyboard, while Chris looked puzzled.
Then a small case opened, revealing a ring.
"Listen carefully, Chris. Take the ring and connect it to the yellow cable underneath the seat." Tails announced.
"What's that gonna do?" Chris asked.
"There's no time for questions!" Tails said.
And so Chris did what Tails told him, despite struggling to maintain the balance due to the fox piloting the X Tornado and dodging incoming missiles and lasers. But after a few seconds, Chris attached his ring onto the yellow cable. As he did, the excess energy was released as sparkly waves of energy come out of the X Tornado, melting all the ice around it. Meanwhile, Sonic and Deadpool felt the energy coursing through their bodies.
"Now we're talking!" Sonic grinned as he easily broke free from his icy prison, followed by Deadpool.
"Good thing I didn't end up like another character from the comics." Deadpool said, feeling the energy coursing through his body.
After they recover from that, with the released excess energy coursing through their bodies, Sonic tells Tails to turn the X Tornado around and head for the incoming missiles. Tails did so, and then, the real party began. Sonic curled into his Spin Ball form and uses his homing attack on the missiles, while Deadpool teleported on top of the incoming missiles and fired his optic blasts at them, destroying them completely. The two of them soon reached the mouth of Super Sweeper and charged right into it before it closed.
Inside of Super Sweeper…
Sonic and Deadpool began ramming and slashing parts of the robot respectively. Leaving no part of the robot untouched, they made their way to the main engine's generator.
"We're all clear! Now let's blow this thing and go home!" Deadpool said to Sonic before he shot his optic blast at the generator, followed by Sonic's Spin Dash and blew it to a million pieces.
"Alright, guess it's time for: up, over and gone!" Sonic announced as he Spin Dashed into the ceiling, followed by Deadpool, who teleported after him.
Outside…
Tails and Chris, who remained on the X Tornado, watched as E-90 Super Sweeper broke down into small explosions around the body. They noticed Sonic come out flying out from its interior, with Deadpool teleporting by his side, as E-90 Super Sweeper exploded into a million pieces.
Back in the Thorndyke Mansion…
With E-90 Super Sweeper's destruction, the broadcast was over and the screen turned into static. But no one was worried since they knew this meant Sonic, Deadpool and their friends had succeeded on their mission.
"They did it!" Vanessa cheered.
"Of course they did, because Sonic was there to save the day!" Amy said all love-struck.
"What brave warriors." Mr. Tanaka said.
Back with our heroes…
Sonic and Deadpool landed safely back on top of the X Tornado. Tails and Chris gave them a thumbs up.
"Remember, the force will be with you. Always." a voice suddenly whispered in Tails' head, who raised an eyebrow in confusion, but then turned to Deadpool, who was whispering "always" repeatedly until it faded.
"Dammit, narrator! You ruined the moment!" Deadpool shouted.
"What are you doing?" Tails asked.
"Nothing." Deadpool answered as Tails continued to fly the X Tornado back home.
In Eggman's base…
The whole screen went to static and he had lost contact with Super Sweeper. Eggman sighed as he sat on his chair. "Another plan… down the drain…" he groaned in frustration.
And finally…
Our heroes have returned back to the Thorndyke Mansion, all triumphant on their mission. Even though they didn't come out unscratched because Sonic and Deadpool had been encased in ice and got a cold from it. Sonic had to sit down on the sofa, remove his shoes and place his feet in a bucket of cold water, and wrapped himself with a warm blanket around the body. Wade also had a warm blanket wrapped around his body to keep himself warm.
"Here you go, Master Sonic and Master Wade." Ella said while carrying a tray containing two dishes of soup and two spoons. "This is my special health soup, drink them up and you'll feel better."
"Thank you, Ella." Sonic and Wade said as Ella placed the soup on the table.
"You two sure told Eggman a lesson." Chuck said.
"Not this time, Chuck." Sonic objected.
"Yeah, Sonic and I may have been the ones who destroyed that thing, but the ones who really deserve the credit are Tails and Chris, even though I'm the star of this story!" Wade said, actually giving someone else credit, instead of keeping it to himself.
"Yeah!" Tails and Chris high-fived.
"Now that it's over, I can finally go back to jerking off offscreen to my erotica films!" the merc exclaimed, earning surprised looks from everyone in the room. "What? It's what I always do in every story! Including the comics!"
"Hey everyone!" Everyone turned and saw Amy come in carrying a tray full of cups of ice cream. "I've made all this ice cream just for Sonic!"
Sonic flinched when he heard Amy say all that ice cream was just for him, while Wade felt bad for him, as if the poor guy wasn't cold enough already.
"No thanks… too cool…" Sonic stammered as he looked at the screen and shrugged.
"Ain't that cold." Deadpool said to the readers.