A non-depressing Regression story
It was a dark, snowy night. A massive blizzard sent large snowflakes through the air at an astounding rate. It would be a bad night to be outside. Despite this, a tall slender black dragon in a blue jumpsuit and night vision goggles was stumbling through the snow like a drunk from Grand Theft Auto 4. Clutched against his chest was a thick bundle.
The dragon came to a small circular shaped house. He went up and knocked on the door. The door opened, revealing a 4 legged figure in a cloak.
"I got you your kid." The dragon said, holding out the bundle.
"Oh hes adorable! It is a boy right?" The figure asked, levitating the bundle with some form of telekinesis.
"Oh yeah, I could tell. You may want to give him a bath though. I dropped him a couple times in the dirt." The dragon said.
"Oh really, the poor thing might have gotten hurt. I knew I should have hired someone else." The figure said.
The figure slammed the door on the dragon.
"Could you at least provide me a cup of coffee?" The dragon asked.
The figure took the bundle deeper inside the house. She entered a nursery with dark blue walls and set the bundle in a crib. She unwrapped the bundle and was awed by what she saw. It was a baby black dragon with an indigo chest and fins on his cheek and head, completely unconscious. He was covered in dust and dirt.
"AWWWWW! He is so darling! I know he's going to be a fine child." The figure said.
Suddenly a loud whistling sound was heard.
"Bloody hell, I left the tea on. Don't you go anywhere sweetie." The figure said, leaving the room.
As the figure left, she draped the blanket over the dragon's head by accident. This caused the dragon to experience breathing difficulties and forced him to wake up. He flailed about under the blanket before throwing it off.
"What the hell is this?" He cursed in a cute baby voice.
The dragon was completely confused and horrified. First off was his voice, then he noticed he was in a crib in a nursery, and finally, he saw how ridiculously small he was. He threw the blanket off to see that not only he was only about 3 feet tall, but he was also nude.
"...Sweet Kratos, what the hell happened to me? This is worse than that time I lost my powers on Saint's Row 4." The dragon said.
Flashback...
A guy in a purple suit and fedora was standing next to a woman in a green suit.
"I've asked Matt to disable your powers so this would seem like a real situation." The woman said.
"What!? Thats what this game is all about!" The guy said.
"Not in this level. Now get in the car." The woman said.
The 2 got in a limousine. The guy in the suit backed the car over 12 pedestrians.
"What the hell!?" The woman demanded.
"I haven't driven a car forever! I could normally just fly everywhere!" The guy said.
"Thats what you get for spoiling yourself with super powers!" The woman yelled.
"How the hell do I make this thing go forward?" The guy asked.
The guy pressed a big blue button on the dashboard.
"NO! Not that one!" The woman yelled.
The limousine suddenly flew forward and smashed into the Planet Zin clothing shop.
"That was the nitro." The woman said.
"Why the hell does a limo have nitro?" The guy asked.
"Because you purchased the Nitro upgrade!" The woman yelled.
"You know what!? F #$ This loyalty mission! I Quit, give me my powers back!" The man yelled.
The guy got out of the limo, ran outside and leaped into the air and flew away.
Back to the present...
The little dragon stood up in his crib. He was surprised that he could still stand, even when his legs were about the size of a lysol bottle. He reached for the top of the crib's gate, but his stubby arms couldn't reach that either. The little dragon felt cold after doing this and pulled the blanket over his bare body.
Suddenly, the dragon could hear footsteps. They seemed to get louder and louder. Embarrassed of being seen as a naked baby, the dragon hid underneath the blanket, terrified. He heard the sound of a door opening. Suddenly, the dragon felt like he was floating. Was he hallucinating?
The answer was a surprising no, as the dragon could see himself float above the crib and across the floor from under his blanket. The dragon was turned in an upright position before his blanket was tugged right off, causing him to yelp.
"OH your awake!" A happy female voice said.
The baby dragon found himself floating in front of a white pony with a blue mane and tail. The dragon pulled his tail between his legs to cover his privates.
"Don't worry sweetie, I'll get you in some clothes just as soon as we're finished with your bath." The pony said.
"Bath!?" The baby dragon asked.
"Of course, your in dire need of one." The pony said.
The dragon did see that he was covered in dust. The pony seemed to be the one who was levitating him, as he followed her around as she went to a bathroom. The bathtub was filled with warm water, steam rising out of it.
"Don't worry, the water is safe. In you go." The pony said.
The dragon levitated over the water and was lowered in. The pony then grabbed a soft rag with her telekinesis and began scrubbing the dust off the dragon.
"Who are you? And where am I?" The dragon asked.
"I'm Nixie, I'm your new mommy!" She said.
"Mommy? Okay, I must be dreaming. It was my 21st birthday last night, I drank 3 vodkas and must have passed out in the bathroom." The dragon said.
"Oh don't worry little one. You'll love it here." Nixie said.
Nixie lowered the rag into the water and scrubbed the dragon in places he really didn't want a stranger to scrub him at. Then Nixie lifted him out of the water and wrapped him up in a towel.
"There we go, all nice and clean. Your scales are so lovely. Now, to get you dressed." Nixie said.
Nixie carried the little dragon back to the nursery. She set him on what was obviously a changing table. The dragon was horrified by this.
"Oh no...Your not going to diaper me are you?" The dragon asked.
"Of course I am. Your only 2." Nixie said, pulling out a cloth diaper with thick padding between the legs.
"Oh no. No no no no no no." The dragon muttered.
The dragon got up and tried to jump down from the table, but Nixie grabbed him with her telekinesis and laid him down on his stomach and lifted his tail up.
"Don't worry, you'll get used to this." Nixie said.
Nixie lifted up a bottle of powder and sprinkled it on the dragon's rear. Then she turned the dragon over on his back. The little guy tried to hide his privates, but Nixie looped the diaper through his tail and folded it over his groin and then tied the knots on the sides together.
"There we go. All diapered up." Nixie said.
The dragon sat up and poked at his thick pelenka, blushing.
"This, actually feels good." The dragon said.
"Thats what it was made to feel like. Now, for some other clothes. I don't want you to get cold." Nixie said.
Nixie went over to a drawer and opened it. As she was looking for something to put on the little dragon, the little guy stood up and continued looking over his diaper. His legs were forced apart due to it's thickness.
"This feels really nice." He thought.
"Here we are! This will keep you warm!" Nixie said.
The dragon looked over in Nixie's direction just in time to see her pick him up and pulled his legs into a blue romper. Then she pulled his arms into it's sleeves and then zipped it up. The little dragon enjoyed how warm it felt.
"The best part is that theres a little flap in the back that I can use to check your diaper." Nixie said, tugging on the rear flap.
"Thanks." The dragon said.
"Your probably dying of hunger aren't you. I'll get you something to eat." Nixie said.
Nixie set The dragon on her back and began trotting towards the kitchen before stopping abruptly.
"Deary me, I forgot completely! Whats your name sweetie?" Nixie asked.
"Uhhh, it's Leon." The dragon said.
"Leon? Thats a lovely name for such a cute dragon." Nixie said, pinching Leon's cheek.
Nixie carried Leon to the Kitchen, where she set him in a high chair. Nixie pulled a baby's bottle full of milk out of the fridge.
"Drink this, it'll taste good." Nixie said.
Seeing that Nixie wouldn't stop until he did what she said, Leon opened his mouth and Nixie put the bottle's end in it. Leon began drinking it and noticed it tasted delicious. He actually began drinking faster.
"Careful, don't drink to fast, you might choke or have an accident." Nixie said.
Leon couldn't help himself. He emptied the bottle in seconds and gave a small burp.
"Pardon me." He said.
"Your pardoned." Nixie said, wiping his mouth.
Nixie wiped Leon's mouth with a handkerchief and picked him up again. She took him into the living room, where there was a large TV. She sat him down in front of a cabinet and opened it, revealing numerous DVDs.
"I bought a large number of these to keep my baby entertained. Go ahead and pick one." Nixie said.
Leon was amazed by the large collection of DVDs, all of them about Anthropomorphic animals. However, one particular DVD caught his attention. He picked it up and gazed upon it's colorful cover as his jaw dropped.
"Legend of Spyro animated series season 1." It read.
"Oh, you want to watch that one?" Nixie asked.
"Is. Is this real!?" Leon asked, shocked.
"Of course it is." Nixie said.
Leon couldn't believe it, he loved Spyro and always wanted them to make an animated series for it. Nixie picked him up and set him on the couch as she put the DVD in. Leon was so excited, he actually wet his diaper slightly. He leaned back on the couch as the show opened.
"I'll be in the kitchen if you need me." Nixie said.
Nixie left Leon to watch his beloved show. Leon couldn't believe what he saw, it was all real. The scene opened with Spyro and Cynder sleeping in a bed. Apparently, they were now living together and had an egg. Just as he learned this, Leon yawned. He was tired.
He didn't want to fall asleep, he just found something he really loved. But then again, since Nixie was his new mommy, he might be here forever. But seeing how great it was, he didn't mind. He fell over on his side and fell asleep. He suckled on his tail tip as his thick diaper poked out of his romper's flap.
Nixie came in and awed at her little dragon. Using her telekinesis, she carefully picked him up and took him back to his nursery. She laid him down in his crib and covered him with his blanket.
"Sweet dreams darling." She said.
Nixie turned out the lights and left the room. Leon slept peacefully through the snowy night. The wind actually helped him sleep. He rolled around, his back flap coming undone. He also didn't mind that the previous description was just to fill in some blanks on this story, moving on.
The snow still fell hard as morning came. Leon was still partially asleep when Nixie came in.
"Good morning my dear! Still sleepy I see." Nixie said.
Nixie lifted Leon out of the crib with her TK.
"Your flap came undone, I should have known it would. And it looks like your in need of a change." Nixie said.
Leon, despite still being half-asleep, was shocked when he heard that.
"What? But..But, I didn't even feel it!" Leon said.
"Your 2 years old. It's alright, you don't have any control." Nixie said.
Nixie laid Leon on the changing table and took off his romper. There was a dark spot on the front of his pelenka. Leon poked it and it squished. He blushed heavily.
"Theres no need to be embarrassed Leon. It's something all babies do. Luckily, your new mommy knows magic." Nixie said.
Using her TK, Nixie undid the knots on Leon's pelenka and slipped it off. The little naked dragon continued to blush, trying to cover his privates. Nixie lifted his bum up and powdered it. Then she got a dark blue pelenka and slid it under him. Then she folded it over his groin and tied the knots.
"There you are, all dry." Nixie said.
"Thanks...mommy." Leon said.
"I'm so happy you've finally called me that!" Nixie said, nuzzling Leon.
"I just hope my birth mother never hears it." Leon said.
"Don't worry, it's between us." Nixie said.
Nixie picked up Leon and set him down.
"Do you like your diapers?" Nixie asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do." Leon said, looking over his diaper.
"Thats good to hear. Would you like to just have a long sleeved shirt instead of the romper? That way it won't cover your diaper." Nixie asked.
"If thats alright with you." Leon said.
"Of course it is!" Nixie said happily.
Using TK, Nixie opened a drawer and pulled out a light blue shirt. She pulled it over Leon's head and arms. Leon looked in a mirror and thought he looked adorable.
"I'll go downstairs and fix up your breakfast. There are some toys for you over in that chest to play with until then. Okay?" Nixie asked.
"Okay." Leon said.
Nixie kissed Leon on the head and went downstairs. Leon waddled over to the chest and opened it. It contained building blocks, small figurines without any small parts, and some toy cars. At first, Leon wasn't interested and instead opted to look for some paper to draw on. But then he saw another item in the chest. It was blue and violet.
Curious, he pulled it out and was awed by what he saw. It was a small plush dragon with blue scales and a violet chest. Leon instantly took a liking to it. He cuddled with it and found comfort in it's softness. Then he looks it over and thought something was missing.
Leon instantly knew what it was. He reached in the drawer where Nixie kept all the diapers and got a red one out. He laid it on the floor, the set the dragon plush on top of it. He looped it's tail through the hole, folded it over it's groin, and tied the knots. It fit snugly on the little plush. Leon hugged it again.
"I'm gonna call you...Angelo." Leon said.
Leon took Angelo over to the other side of the room, looking for paper, still clutching the little plush dragon in his arms. After he couldn't find anything, he set Angelo on the floor, pulled down his diaper, and spanked his little plush rear. Then the pulled the diaper back on, and he cuddled with him more. Then, Leon swore he heard a doorbell.
"Hello Nixie." A female voice said.
"May! Come in!" Nixie said.
Leon was curious. Walking over to the door and standing on his tip toes, he turned the knob and opened it. Then he crawled over to the railing overlooking downstairs. He saw an adult white female cat and a baby pink one in a pink snowsuit.
"Your always welcome here May." Nixie said.
"Thank you, I heard you adopted." The adult white cat said.
"Oh yes, he is an adorable little dragon." Nixie said.
"After I heard, Ashellus and I wanted to stop by to see if we could meet him." May said.
"Of course, he's just upstairs playing. Oh, there he is now." Nixie said, spotting Leon, who yelped.
"Leon, could you come down here please?" Nixie asked.
Leon was socially awkward towards new people, due to his aspergers. Nixie, wanting Leon to meet her friends, lifted him downstairs with her TK.
"Here he is, isn't he the cutest little thing?" Nixie asked.
"I personally think Ashellus is cuter." May, the adult cat said.
Leon blushed at being seen by someone else in his diaper. He hugged his plush tightly. The baby pink cat unzipped her snowsuit and took it off. Leon noticed that she was wearing a red long sleeved shirt and a thick plastic diaper.
"Hi, I'm Ashellus." The pink cat said.
"Uhhh...I'm Leon." Leon said.
Leon's heart pounded from his nervous feelings.
"Uhh, I think I'm going back to my room." Leon said.
"Don't be so shy Leon, spend some time with Ashellus." Nixie said.
Nixie moved Leon closer to Ashellus. Leon felt a warm sensation in the front of his pelenka.
"Why don't you 2 watch some TV?" Nixie asked.
"Okay mommy." Leon said.
Leon took Ashellus' paw and guided her to the TV. Leon took note of how soft her fur was.
"How old are you?" Ashellus asked.
"21." Leon said.
"I'm 19." Ashellus said.
"Really? Your an adult too?" Leon asked.
"Well, not anymore. Still, I enjoy it." Ashellus said
"Yes, it is pretty nice." Leon said.
"I really like wearing diapers, they're so comfortable." Ashellus said.
"I agree with you on that one." Leon said.
Leon and Ashellus went over to the TV. Leon set Angelo the plush down on the couch and grabbed the Legend of Spyro DVD.
"I was watching this yesterday." Leon said.
Ashellus looked through the massive collection of DVDs and picked one out.
"Can we watch this?" She asked.
She was holding the complete series of Hello Kitty Stump Village.
"I know you probably won't like it, but I just love Hello Kitty." Ashellus said.
"Actually, I like her too." Leon said, blushing.
"Really!? Can we watch it?" Ashellus asked.
"Of course." Leon said.
Leon was unprepared when Ashellus hugged him, causing some more liquid to shoot out of his body and into his diaper. She hopped on the couch next to Angelo.
"This is so cute!" She said.
"Oh, you like him?" Leon asked.
"Yes!" Ashellus said.
Ashellus picked up Angelo and hugged him. Leon had a good view of the back of her diaper. He found himself staring at it. He felt something in his diaper stick out. He blushed when he did and covered the front of his diaper with his tail.
Leon put the DVD in and he got on the couch. Ashellus sat down right next to him. She grabbed one of his pelenka's knots.
"Is this what holds your diaper up?" She asked.
"Uhh, yes." Leon said, afraid she would undo it.
"It's looks so comfy. Wanna trade?" Ashellus asked.
Leon gulped at the question. He didn't want to wear the diaper of someone he just met. That, and the fact that his own diaper was wet.
"Uhh, I'll pass." Leon said.
"Oh, Okay." Ashellus said.
Leon and Ashellus watched the DVD. Ashellus hugged Angelo tightly. Leon enjoyed the stop motion animated show. Nixie came in.
"Sorry to interrupt your movie, but Breakfast is ready." Nixie said.
"Okay Mommy!" Leon said.
Nixie TK both Leon and Ashellus onto her back and took them into the kitchen. She set both of the babies down in high chairs. May was sitting there was well. Nixie set a bowl of baby food in front of them both.
"So... this is what I eat from now on?" Leon asked.
"Only for a while. It'll boost your immune system. We have some bad diseases around here." Nixie said.
"Oh, okay mommy." Leon said.
Leon opened his mouth as Nixie shoved a spoonful in his mouth. He swallowed it even though it tasted nasty. Ashellus went through this was well. This continued until the bowl was empty, which Leon sighed in relief. He felt his stomach, which was slightly larger and it hurt.
"I don't feel so good." He said.
"I'm sorry you feel that way. But you'll feel better in a few minutes." Nixie said.
"Thanks mommy." Leon said.
Nixie gave Leon his bottle, who emptied it almost instantly. Nixie set Leon and Ashellus back in the living room, where they continued to watch their DVD. Leon held onto Angelo, since he had grown quite attached to him.
However, Leon felt intense stomach pain while watching. It didn't seem to go away. He clutched Angelo tightly for comfort. Then after a while, the pain went away, and was replaced by a different feeling, one Leon wasn't comfortable with.
"Uh oh..." He muttered.
He tried to hold it back as hard as he could. But his baby body wasn't strong enough. Leon messed his diaper silently. He blushed so much that his tail was red.
"Are you alright Leon?" Ashellus asked.
"Uhh, yeah. I'll be right back." Leon said, embarrassed.
Leon got off the couch, still clutching Angelo and with a sagging diaper, and went down the hall. He bumped into Nixie.
"Oh Hello Leon, is something wrong?" She asked.
"Uhh, I had an accident." Leon said.
"Oh, don't worry, I can change you anytime." Nixie said.
Nixie levitated Leon back to the changing table and took off his diaper.
"That food also helps with digestion, so that explains this." Nixie said.
Nixie cleaned him up, powdered his bum, and put a green pelenka on him. She then set him back down.
"There you are, all clean." She said.
"Thank you." Leon said.
Leon went back to the living room. He hadn't been that embarrassed since the time he killed the wrong Rosie in Bioshock.
Flashback...
Jack had just expended all his armor piercing ammo, med kits, and Eve hypos dealing with a Rosie in Neptune's bounty. It was laying in front of him dead. Jack looted it for money, then a message appeared on screen reminding him to purchase med kits. He smashed it with his wrench.
"Now, wheres the little sister?" He asked himself.
Jack around the room he was in. He checked under the boardwalk, looked in the crates, and even checked the bathysphere he came from. He couldn't find the little bitch.
"Where the hell is she!?" He loudly demanded.
"Don't run from me you vile monster!" A female splicer yelled, running towards him.
The splicer hit him in the head with a pipe. Jack retaliated by bashing her brains out with his wrench. Suddenly, he could hear a little sister's voice. He turned with glee and was horrified to see that she still had her Rosie. It turns out, Jack had killed the wrong Rosie.
"F #% me." He said.
Jack shot the Rosie with his machine gun and the Rosie killed him with a single Rivet. Jack later woke up in a Vita chamber and punched the wall.
End Flashback...
Leon went back to the living room to find Ashellus sleeping on the couch. He noticed that the tape on her diaper was a different color. She must have also needed a diaper change. He laughed at the thought of it. Ashellus opened her eyes and yawned. She spotted Leon and got off the couch.
"Can you show me your room?" She asked.
"Umm, Okay." Leon said.
Leon took Ashellus by her hand and began guiding her up the stairs.
"You don't talk much." She said.
"I'm kind of an anti-social guy." Leon said.
"You don't have to be shy around me. I love making new friends." Ashellus said.
The duo climbed up the stairs, Ashellus' diaper crinkled all the way. Then, they arrived at Leon's room.
"Wow! This room is amazing." Ashellus said.
"Thank you." Leon said.
"Oh! I got a great idea! Let's play baby!" Ashellus said.
"Umm, Okay, who'll be the baby? Angelo?" Leon asked holding out Angelo.
"No, you!" Ashellus said, pointing at Leon.
Leon, although flustered at first, suddenly liked the idea of being a baby.
"Okay, I'm in." Leon said.
"Great!" Ashellus said.
Ashellus went over to Leon's dresser and opened a drawer. She pulled out a baby's night shirt and a pacifier.
"Come here baby." She said.
Leon, who was now the baby, pretended to be hard to get. He began crawling away from her. Ashellus ran over and pulled him back towards the dresser. Leon pretended to cry as Ashellus pulled his shirt off. Ashellus then shoved the pacifier in his mouth. Leon never had one in his mouth before and really liked it.
"Baby shouldn't run away from mommy!" Ashellus said.
Ashellus pretended to spank Leon, who pretended to cry. Then, Ashellus pulled the nightshirt over Leon's head and his arms through the sleeves. The fabric felt good against Leon's chest.
"Now time for feeding." Ashellus said.
Ashellus picked up an empty baby bottle, took out Leon's Pacifier, and put it in his mouth. Leon pretended to drink the imaginary liquid. Ashellus then took the bottle out and patted his back, where he pretended to belch.
"Now to change your diapee." Ashellus said.
Leon blushed heavily when he heard that. Ashellus made him lay down on the floor and she pulled his night shirt up. He actually wet himself as she began undoing the knots on his diaper. He closed his eyes as she took it off.
"Don't worry. I'm not looking." She said.
Ashellus blindly powdered Leon's pelvis and slid a fresh pelenka underneath him. She had great difficulty tying the knots, but Leon was able to do that.
"There we go, all dry." She said.
Ashellus hugged Leon as Nixie came in.
"Ashellus, your mother says it's time to go." Nixie said.
"Awww, but we were playing." Ashellus said.
"Don't worry, you can come over again soon." Nixie said.
"Alright. Bye Leon." Ashellus said, kissing Leon on the cheek.
Leon went out to the top of the steps and watched Ashellus get her snow suit on and walked out into the blizzard with her mother. He felt the cheek she kissed.
"Your wearing a nightshirt." Nixie said.
"Yeah, Ash was pretending to be my mommy." Leon said.
"Awww, how adorable." Nixie said.
Nixie picked up Leon, took off his nightshirt, and put him back in his romper.
"Go on and watch some more Tv if you'd like." Nixie said.
Retrieving Angelo, Leon went back downstairs and put in the Legend of Spyro DVD. He watched several episodes before his toddler body began to shut him down. His eyes drooped and he yawned.
"Are you tired?" Nixie asked.
Leon nodded weakly. Nixie picked him up and set him on her back. He rested his head against her mane and closed his eyes. She trotted upstairs and set him in his crib. She set Angelo next to him and covered him with his blanket.
"Sweet Dreams darling." She said.
Nixie left the room and turned out the lights. Unfortunately, this would not be a peaceful night for Leon. In his dreams, Leon found himself at the bar he was at on his birthday. He was wearing a tan trench coat over a black long sleeved shirt and olive pants.
Leon took a drink from his shot of vodka. Suddenly, the glass got stuck in his mouth and it turned into a pacifier. Then, Leon's other attire turned into a blue romper over a pelenka as he shrunk.
"Hey look! A baby found his way into the bar!" Someone yelled.
"Ha ha! He's so cute!" Someone else yelled.
"Better make sure he doesn't drink any liquor by accident!" Someone else yelled.
"Josh, your a fox!" Someone said.
"Get lost retard! Your in the wrong story!" Someone else said, with punching sounds heard in the background.
Leon blushed heavily.
"Say? Isn't that Leon? I didn't know he was into diaper play." Someone said.
"Ha Ha! He's one of those DLs!" Someone else said.
"What a freak!" Someone else yelled.
"Awww, Leave him alone." Someone said.
"Take a hike loser! This is a Nightmare sequence!" Someone else said.
Leon tried to crawl away from the menacing voices, but someone picked him up. As he struggled to get free, several black arms grabbed his romper and pulled on it until it was ripped off, leaving Leon in a bloated pelenka.
"HA HA! This little idiot crapped himself!" Someone taunted.
"What a baby! He doesn't belong here!" Someone else said.
"Let's make sure he'll stay out!" Someone else said.
One of the arms procured a pair of menacing scissors. Leon thought they were going to cut off a part of his body. However, they stuck them in between his pelenka knot and his waist and snipped it. Leon's pelenka fell to the ground, leaving him completely bare. Then they laid Leon down, belly first on the table and held down his arms and legs.
"Baby needs a spanking!" Someone said.
One of the arms procured a leather belt, which struck Leon with terror. The arm swung it back, then forward, whipped the belt across Leon's bum. Leon yelped in pain. Laughter could be heard all around him. Leon broke into tears, from the pain and humiliation.
"This can't be happening." He thought.
"Holy crap! What the hell is that!?" Someone loudly asked.
"Is that a breaking Bouncer from Bioshock?" Someone else asked.
Loud, angry moaning could be heard as the sound of a drill and anguish erupted across the room. The arms restraining Leon let go and running was heard. Leon saw the bouncer stab it's drill through one of the figures.
"My intestines! They're everywhere!" He yelled.
Then, Songbird from Bioshock Infinite broke through the roof and stabbed a guy with his claws.
"What the hell? Are we in Dreamland or-oh wait, we are." Another dude said right before he got his throat slit by Corvo from Dishonored.
"Why didn't we learn from the kids who bullied Kammy Pup!?" Another guy demanded before Johnny Gat from Saints Row shot him several times in the chest with an AK-47.
Leon watched as the figures were mercilessly slaughtered by his favorite video game characters. One of the figures, still barely alive grabbed Leon's leg.
"Help...Me..." He said weakly.
Leon did so by grabbing a bottle of Vodka and smashed it over the figure's head. Then the stabbed him in the face multiple times with the broken glass. Leon then looked at his blood stained paws and began to laugh maniacally.
"Leon? Leon! Wake up!" A voice asked.
Leon was stunned for a few seconds before the bar completely faded from view. Then he took a deep breath and woke up in his crib. He was in his blue romper again and was sweating heavily. Nixie was standing over him.
"Are you alright dear?" She asked.
"Yes Mommy. I just had a bad dream." Leon said.
"Oh you poor thing. Everythings alright now." Nixie said.
Nixie lifted Leon out of his crib and set him on the changing table. She took off his romper, revealing his bloated diaper. Nixie undid the knots and slipped it off.
"What happened in your dream?" Nixie asked.
"I don't want to talk about it." Leon said.
"Oh, sorry." Nixie said.
"It's okay." Leon said.
Nixie powdered Leon's rear and put a fresh pelenka on him. Then she put his romper back on before taking him to the kitchen.
"I thought you might want something else for breakfast today." Nixie said.
Nixie set a plate with a waffle in front of Leon. Leon, still having knowledge on how to use silverwear, ate it like a gentlemen.
"Thats my little dragon. I have something that might cheer you up today." Nixie said.
"Really? What is it?" Leon asked.
"I was going to take you to Ashellus' house. You 2 seemed to have a good time yesterday." Nixie said.
"Really? Can we?" Leon asked.
"Of course. I'll just have to get you ready." Nixie said.
Nixie picked up Leon and set him down. She wasn't going to take any chances. She put 2 long sleeved shirts on him, 2 long stockings on his legs that reached all the way up to his diaper, and a tail warmer. Then she put him in a thick black snow suit with a scarf around his neck with a wool beanie on his head. She also put some goggles on his face as well.
"Sorry if it's bulky, but I really don't want you to catch a cold." Nixie said.
"It's okay mommy." Leon said.
Nixie put on a purple snow suit of her own along with goggles. She put Leon on her back and opened the door. A heavy gust of wind blew in.
"Hold on tight." Nixie said.
Leon grasped Nixie's neck as she began to trundle out into the snow. Snow blew into Leon's goggles, virtually blinding him.
"Are you doing alright Little one!?" Nixie asked loudly.
"Yes!" Leon said loudly.
Nixie continued to push through the harsh winds. Leon continued holding onto her neck. However, a small fish hook caught Leon's Scarf and began pulling on it. Leon temporarily let go of Nixie's neck to adjust his scarf, but all of the sudden, he was pulled off of her back and dragged along in the snow. Nixie felt him leave her back and turned around nervously. The snow made it too hard to see.
"Leon? LEON!" She yelled.
Leon was dragged through the snow, causing his beanie to come off. His scarf came off and he was finally free of the hook. Leon sat up and took off his goggles so he could see. He saw a menacing figure holding a fishing rod with his scarf attached to it. Leon wet himself in fear.
"You...Your the jerk who kidnapped kit fox!" Leon said.
"Yes, thats me Leon. I see your a baby too, just like in this picture." She said, handing him a sketch.
"This is of Toddler girl!" Leon pointed out.
"Oh who cares. After Kit escaped, I've dedicated my life to ruining the happy lives of babyfurs by dragging them into the human world and depriving them of their diapers. So come on." She said.
The jerk grabbed Leon by his arms and began dragging him somewhere.
"Hell no! Thats not happening to me! This is gonna be a pain in the ass." Leon said.
Using his toes, Leon unzipped his snow suit and slipped out of it. The jerk immediately grabbed him by his shirts, which Leon also slipped out of. Then he grabbed him by his stockings, which he also slipped out of. And the same with his tail warmer, leaving Leon in just his pelenka.
Leon took off into the blizzard, with the jerk in hot pursuit. Leon could make out a cliff in the distance. Hatching a clever plan, he ran to it and stood near the edge.
"You have nowhere to run." The Jerk said.
"Fine, go ahead, take me. You can even grab me by my diaper." Leon said, turning around and bending over.
"Alright, nothing wrong with that." The neighbor said dumbly.
The neighbor grabbed the hem of Leon's pelenka. Leon then got an evil look on his face as he stomped hard on the edge of the cliff. It collapsed, sending the 2 falling. Leon grabbed hold of a sturdy branch he saw, just as he planned. The jerk was hanging on by his diaper.
"Leon! Pull me up! I'll give up my babyfur hating ways! I swear!" The jerk said.
"End of the line, F #$ Head." Leon said.
Using his toes, Leon undid the knot on his pelenka, letting it, and the jerk, fall down the long mountain pass.
Meanwhile at the bottom, a decommissioned mine owner was arguing with an Ultor executive in a blue envirosuit.
"For the last time, we didn't order a rock crusher!" The owner said.
"Well you could have told me that before I set it up." The executive said.
Just then, the jerk fell into the rock crusher the executive was talking about and was grinded up into baby food. Back up top, Leon climbed back onto the ledge. He was cold and Naked.
"Oh well, even if I freeze to death, that was the crowning moment of my life." Leon said, shivering.
"Leon!" Nixie said.
Nixie ran over to Leon, holding all the clothes he lost, minus the diaper.
"Dear lord, why on Earth are you naked in the snow?" Nixie asked.
"It's complicated." Leon said.
"We'll talk about it later. You can get another diaper at Ashellus' home." Nixie said.
Ashellus put Leon's snow suit back on and they made it to Ashellus' home without any more interruptions.
"Nixie! Leon! What a nice surprise! Come in!" May said.
Nixie set Leon down. Ash came running down the stairs in her red sleeper with a thick bulge under it.
"Leon!" She said, hugging him. "Did you come over to play?"
"Yep, I was thinking I could be the daddy and your my baby." Leon said.
"Yay!" Ashellus said.
"Also, May, do you have any spare diapers?" Nixie asked.
"Yes, did Leon have an accident on the way over here?" May asked.
"Well, I guess you could say that." Nixie said.
Leon blushed when Ashellus pulled off his snowsuit and giggled.
"You won't mind wearing girl diapers would you?" May asked.
"Not at all." Leon said, blushing.
May picked up Leon and carried him to the changing table, where she pink a diaper with flowers on him.
"No one said being a babyfur was easy." Leon said, blushing and winking at you.
The end.
I hope you enjoyed this non-depressing story! Death to all babyfur haters!