Sonnie: *holding eye* *yelling* what the hell pinkie, that was just plain stupid, agh!
And to that, pinkie sent a storm of apologies his way.
Pinkie: omigoshimsuperdupersorryournotmadareyouimsorryididn'tmeantohityouand-
Unlike the ponies in the room, Sonnie could tell what she was saying, and stopped her as she was turning blue, not a good sign.
Sonnie: whoa, calm down, your forgiven, just don't do that again, I mean, my ears are still ringing.
pinkie: butistillisn'tallrightistillhurtyouandfriendsdon'thurtfriendsthoughyouprobalydon' 'twantogotothepartyan-
Sonnie: it's fine pinkie, calm down, I said I forgive you, besides, I've been looking for an excuse to annoy globe.
At that, twilights head shot up, a worried look etched across her face, her frown seeming to nearly fall off her jaw with how low it went.
Twilight: why pester globe, did he do something to you?!
Sonnie: yes, he put a water balloon under my head, while I was asleep, but he was technically possessed so I couldn't get him back but we made a deal that next time I was both agitated and in pain that I could get him back for it, though...wait a second, why do you care?
twilight: *blushing* NO REASON, uh, I mean, n-no reason, no reason at-at all.
Sonnie looked at…us…before he decided to state his opinion out loud.
Sonnie: I can ship it.
pinkie pie: really, I guess it makes sense, but oh well.
rarity: *fakes cough* not to be rude, but what exactly is shipping?
To that, pinkie could only blink continuously.
applejack: ah think ah've heard of it, ain't it when somepony thinks that two other ponies should be in some sort of romantic relationship? Before anyone could reply, a beeping sound started emitting from Sonnie, which made everypony stare at him as he tapped his wrist, revealing a watch like device strapped around it.
Rainbow dash: what in the hay is that?!
Sonnie: basically a communications device with special tailoring to me and globes line of work, with an invisibility feature, remember I mentioned a guy called
tails, he made them, special versions for each unit of the sonic heroes, anyways, *taps a button on the device* globe, how goes it.
Globe: what are you, an eighteenth-century English-man? Sonnie: just answer the question.
Globe: not very well, considering the fact that METAL FREAKING SONIC IS KILLING ME!
At that, Sonnie up at an incredible, before…apparently becoming a soldier.
Sonnie: copy that, what position is he in at this moment, over.
Globe: ….. I …. hate … you.
Sonnie: that is not a position, is he at 12, 6, 9, 3, pizza hut, over!
Globe: JUST GET TO THE CENTER OF TOWN!
Sonnie: *Agitated sigh* You're such a buzzkill *taps a button* you girls coming?
Twilight: now that were healed, we can't just leave him.
R.D: let's go then.
*5 minutes later*
Sonnie, when he and the girls arrived, couldn't contain his laughter, globe had been tied up on a pole with wires that one would find inside a robot, obviously, not a fight Globe had won, though the green hedgehog was still conscious, and mostly coherent, he seemed ready to destroy something, namely Sonnie.
Globe: Sonnie, when I get down from here, run…like…hell.
Sonnie: and let you have all the fun, I don't think so.
Globe: you are such a imbec…
Globe didn't get to finish his sentence because a blue blur appeared, zooming around a corner and revealing itself to be sonic.
Sonic: guys, I found flutte…*stares at globe* the heck happened to you.
Twilight: apparently a metal version of you attacked him.
Sonnie: but where is…*hears loud crash* he's behind me, isn't he?!
The others could only nod before Sonnie was pounded into the ground.
Metal sonic: ACOMPLICES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG LOCATED, SURRENDER AND BE ROBOTOCIZED OR PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION
Sonnie: And all metal monstrosities stop squashing hedgehogs.
As the brown shape shifter said that, he pushed upwards and threw metal sonic off of him.
Sonic: Someone tell me they have a plan.
Twilight: for once, no!
Globe: I've got one, it's called GET ME DOWN FROM HERE ALREADY!
Sonnie: alright, alright, stop screaming already *unties globe*
Globe: Thank you, now what?
Sonnie: I keep my promise to protect my friends, you make a few shadow backups for sonic and sonic shows his imposter who's boss, now, girls, Sonic's fight, try not to get involved unless you want to crash and burn within five seconds.
Globe: and while he was busy being, ahem, sinister, I made those clone backups he asked for, so I suppose we find a safe distance from the fight and eat popcorn.
Pinkie: oh, I love popcorn, it's so delicious, not as delicious as candy but still delicious.
Sonnie: personally I hate it, also, that rooftop over there should do.
R.D: then what are we waiting for.
Pinkie and Sonnie: let the fight scene commence.
