Welcome back at last! My hiatus is over and I got so much work done. I have a couple of chapters for this uploaded and I started began to edit my old mistake-filled chapters. I will probably repost them after I finish typing every chapter I have. Please look at it when I do.
This is great; I didn't completely waste my vacation on sleeping and being a delinquent! Though I did my fair share of both...
Asatsuyuu Nikoru: I guess I have to try harder on making you laugh but I understand; I can think something's funny but not laugh out loud. When I say "LOL" it's a lie! Actually I only laugh when I make other people laugh. I'm weird...
Dark Evanescence Immortal: Look I updated right after I officially ended my hiatus. That's updating soon in my book. And sorry for the wait!
serenityrain2233: Kouga and InuYasha always fight but so do Shippo and InuYasha. Sometimes I think Shippo might have a crush on Kagome and that's why he and InuYasha REALLY fight. It's just a thought though...
the water and earth alchemist: I'm going to faint! You finally posted something AND you reviewed my story. What a day!
Now let's get this story started! –Opens the confetti thing and blows a horn-
-In a dry voice- Wooooo
Anime Questions Answered
QUESTION: Why do anime characters wear the same thing day in and day out?
Naraku –thunder-'s latest castle was a dark, evil place like always. So evil that every time you say the main bad person's name, in this case Naraku thund -thunder booms- -er booms. The Fix-up Evil Error guys were still working out the evil system's kinks. But as stated it was the stereotypical evil place. Dead bodies decomposing, skeletons, screaming, Evil Laughter Syndrome and pissed off slave-minions. The minions prove how evil and disgusting Naraku –thunder- really is. He has to force other beings to stay with him.
"Kagura! Kanna! Come in here," Naraku –thunder- shouted. Kanna (Children-of-the-corn like) walked in silently. Kagura slammed open the door with a snort and stormed in.
Why did he always bother her when she was in her Sesshy shrine? Why did he make her leave the happy place?
"Yes Master Naraku –thunder- What is it that you desire…." asked Kanna effectively creeping Kagura and Naraku –thunder- out. Naraku –thunder- pouted and blinked away tears.
"Where's my Kikyou plushy? I want it!" Kagura smirked. She had enjoyed cutting the plushy into small pieces with her fans and then putting them into Naraku –thunder- Naraku' –thunder-… Putting it in his oatmeal.
Kanna pulled out an InuYasha plushy. Naraku –thunder- childishly shook his head. Then she took out a Shippo one. He shook his head again. A Jakotsu one, Sango, Miroku, Kirara, Sesshomaru, Kagura (Naraku stepped on this one), Rin, Jaken...
A few hours later after ordering a Kikyou plushy, they were looking for another doll to help Naraku – thunder- through naptime.
"Here, it's the last one." Kagura handed him the Kagome plushy. Naraku –thunder- shrugged and immediately fell asleep sucking his thumb and clutching the plushy.
"Peace at last," thought Kagura and Kanna.
(Five seconds later)
"Wahhhhhhh," cried Naraku. –thunder- "There's a thunder storm outside!" Kagura rubbed her temples.
"It's been going on for a page and a half Naraku! –thunder-" He cried all the louder. Kagura gave a sigh of exasperation and turned to Kanna. Kanna nodded sharply and left the room.
"It'll be ok, Kanna's turning down the evilness meter and killing the Evil Error morons," she said as she awkwardly patted his back. Naraku –quieter thunder- sniffled.
"O-ok." He fell back asleep. The Kagome plushy's shirt was nowhere in sight and Naraku's tentacles were groping the doll and tainting its "school girl innocence."
"At least he's quiet…"
(Two seconds later)
"Kagura, It's snack time!" Kagura's left eye twitched. Sometimes she would rather have her heart squished like when Naraku –very quiet thunder- felt "evil" and "bad."
"Here's your apple juice!" She slammed the plastic box on his "snack time" bunny-head table. Naraku –audience claps at no thunder- pouted and began to whine.
"Where are my InuYasha animal crackers?!"
"Not today! You always make them touch each other in graphic X-rated ways and then you kill them!"
"I promise I won't today." His eyes grew large and chibi cute as he blinked them.
"Fine." She handed him the box.
"Hehehehehehehe Jakotsu, old Keade and Jaken kinky, bondage threesome!"
Kagura shook her head and slowly walked back to her beloved Sesshomaru shrine. What kind of smut pairing is that?
(Three Seconds Later)
"Kagurraaaa! I need you to clean my clothes!!" yelled Naraku. Kagura ran in with her fists clenched.
"You always want the same clothes washed everyday so you can wear them the next day! Remember the time they fell apart because I blew some WIND around?! Even InuYasha noticed that you don't change outfits! That's pathetic considering he hasn't noticed he has dog ears! And I'm tired of washing out the blood and mucus and other unidentifiable things!" Naraku yawned.
"I know that's why I want them washed. I got stuff on it!" He pointed to an apple juice stain he had gotten while "drowning" the InuYasha crackers.
"Ahhh help me InuYasha! Naraku is drowning me in some strange, yellow substance," he said in a small, very high-pitched voice as he doused a Kagome cracker.
"Kagome, Kagome, Kaaaagommmmeeee," he yelled in an overly deep masculine voice.
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"InuYasha!"
"Kagome!"
"INUYAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHHAAAAAAA!"
Kagura tapped her foot and filed her nails as she waited. Then Naraku squirted more apple juice on them and mushed them into a soggy pile of ...soggy crackers.
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE BOTH DEAD! Oh, no I got another stain on my kimono…." He whimpered, "Now you really have to wash it!"
Kagome gritted her teeth.
"I give you snacks, I ordered a Kikyo plushy –those are DAMN hard to find- I'm your minion, I put up with you every day, I kill for you! Wash your clothes yourself if you really want to wear them every day! 'Cause it's not in the job description!" She held up her Against-Your-Will Slave-minion job description papers. He turned up his nose.
"Fine then I'll just wear with no washing! Now bring me my mud and garlic sandwich."
"Ahhh Miroku, help me!" he said in a slightly high-pitched voice.
"He's trying to drown me in mud and garlic! Hurry, Miroku hurry!"
"Lady Sango! I'll save you!"
"Miroku!"
"Sanggggoooo!"
"Miroku!"
"Sango!"
"Mirokuuuuuuu!"
"Sango!"
"ME-ROW-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
"DEAD!" Naraku stuck them in his sandwich and took a large bite that spilled the mud and garlic all down his kimono.
(Several Weeks Down The Proverbial Road….)
"InuYasha, his miasma is stronger than before! You can even smell it now!"
Kagome shot a purification arrow at Naraku, which caused his foul-smelling clothes to catch on fire the second it hit him. Then Sango stabbed his burning body with her katana and Miroku hit him over the head with his staff. InuYasha used the Bakuryuha (Backlash wave,) then kirara bit him and Shippo hit him where the sun don't shine. They just had to make sure his ashes didn't come back to life.
"I think we beat him." They looked at the smoldering ashes once known as Naraku.
"We did! We beat him, YAY!" Everybody high-fived, peace signed and stuff. Then the perky ending song began and showed everyone walking down a dirt road.
Suddenly in the background, InuYasha used the jewel to become a full demon and ate everyone. Then he completely massacred all of Japan, thus destroying an entire culture.
Yay, that's the best happy ending of any light hearted anime yet! Thanks Takashi-sensei!
Takahashi-Sensei "You're welcome TMA!" Both TMA and Takahashi smiled brightly at eachother and then the slightly green readers, oblivious to their sensitivity to blood and gore.
ANSWER: They're just like five year olds; none of them want to actually change their outfits; change is scawy mommy! Maybe they can't wash their clothes –you know being disabled and all- maybe they don't want to, the lazy bums.
Author's notes:
Guess what? I'm taking a poll on the next chapter. A maaagggggicaaallllll poll! Well I'll give you more information than that.
I'm doing a chapter about Mary-sues/OCs and I have 2 endings. I'm not sure on which one to use so I'm going to take a poll.
You have three choices:
1) The Mary-sue likes women and leaves the men heartbroken OR
2) She ends up with someone unexpected. (I'm not ruining it by saying who it is!) OR
3) I post both. In which case I would want a couple more reviews for ….payment.
Choose wisely young one -cackles-
I'll give you about a week and half to make all of your decisions.
Toddles my lovely slaves- I mean reviewers.
-TMA