Deidara's Sick Days
By ilovemyboys
Chapter 11: So….Sleepy…
Authors Note: Told you guys I'd get it to you soon. ^_^
The three S-rank Missing nin ate in relative silence for a few minutes until Kisame asked, "So Sasori? I hear the Hidden Leaf has been a pain in your side, eh?"
"Don't even talk about those idiots."
"And why is that?"
"Are you trying to annoy me Kisame?"
"Of course not…"
As Kisame and Sasori went on, Deidara was perfectly content to slurp on his soup. His throat hurt way too much to talk anyway. The tea wasn't bad either. In fact…it tasted better than usual.
DEIDARA'S POV:
Ugh…I still don't feel that great but maybe this'll help in a few hours…This whole not talking thing actually isn't that bad, huh!
I looked up to see Sasori and Kisame still at it, arguing about something.
I smirked.
Especially since for once I get to see an argument with other people.
Sipping my tea I continued to watch until they both stopped.
Wait, what? That's it? Me and Sasori's arguments always last longer than that. Huh! Whatever…
Getting up I made my way toward the tea to get some more when all of a sudden I began to feel drowsy.
Huh. That's odd. I guess it makes sense since I'm sick but still…
Sitting down again I took another sip and let my head hang low as my eyes tried to drift off.
"You okay there Deidara? You look like you'll clonk out at any minute," Kisame remarked.
"Yeah I'm *yaaaawn* fine…" I said quietly.
"Haha. You look like you need some rest kid."
"No!" I shook my head. "I'm fine."
I noticed Sasori frown at me and ignored him.
"So Kisame. What are you *yaaaawn* doing tomorrow? Any missions?"
"Yeah. I got a solo mission since Itachi's on his own mission right now."
"Huh…" I replied with hardly a hint of enthusiasm. In fact, I barely comprehended what he just said.
Wait a second! Nobody suddenly gets this exhausted out of nowhere…Something's going on…
GASP!
Sasori…I bet he's responsible!
Glaring at my partner I took a slow sip from my cup when I noticed it.
The cup! The tea! I knew it tasted different!
"What did you do?" I demanded, slaming the cup down on the table.
Kisame looked on in confusion while Sasori just staredat me with narrow eyes.
"Don't blame me for your insomnia brat."
"I don't have *yaaaawn* insomnia…" I muttered.
Damn it!
"Then what do you call it?" He remarked dryly.
"You did something, I know it!"
"Deidara, what are you talking about?" Kisame asked.
"You put something in my drink didn't you!" I glowered at his smug face.
I noticed Kisame look over at Sasori, then back at me in confusion.
"And what do you think you can do about it brat?" Sasori glared at me.
"I'LL BLOW YOU TO PIECES!" I stood up angrily as I reached into my pocket for my clay.
"Just try," Sasori growled as his tail raised itself up into the air. Yet it didn't look like it was about to attack…
That's weird…
Without warning, my vision blurred as I felt my body begin to sway.
Damn that Sasori! What the hell did he *yaaaaawn* do…
Scowling, I noticed both Sasori and Kisame looking at me with…dare I say it…a little concern on their faces…
Taking a step towards Sasori I held out a finger accusingly at him. "Yooooou…..I'll….get….you…." My voice drifted off as my eyes began to close on their own accord…and I soon fell into darkness.
SASORI'S POV:
I watched my idiot-of-a-partner give me one, last, empty threat before he fell face-first onto the ground as my tail caught him around the waist and laid him on the kitchen floor.
"Sasori, what did you do?" Kisame asked, puzzled.
"Nothing much…Just gave the brat some sleeping pills."
"Ahhh… I see. Didn't think he'd follow through and go to bed after this eh?"
"No. I knew he wouldn't. That, and I didn't want to have to deal with making him go to bed," I grumbled.
That brat can be such a pain in my ass…
"Well at least he looks better. His temperature's certainly gone down," Kisame remarked as he looked down at Deidara's sleeping form.
"He better be. There's no way I'm being that brat's babysitter another day."