I do not own KH or Keebler. many thanks to my reviewers! Mwa!
Showdown of Idiocy
Okey dokey! back to the crew on The Destiny Isles...
Marluxia, Zexion, Demyx Talyn and Lynx stood in the yard, weapons drawn watching in all directions for the Keebler elves to return.
"I hear something..." Zexion frowned. Why the hell do i smell cereal...?
"Uh theres a limmo coming down the street." Xigbar said from his veiw point on the roof.
The Limmo went to make the turn in the little culdisac but ended up getting stuck. A long stream of curses cam from inside and three people plus the driver leapt out. Welll... uh.. little people...
"Is that snap, crackle and pop?" Demyx stated the almost obvious
"Nooo." Pop said sarcasticly. "Its Tony the tiger, Count Chocula, and Tucan Sam."
"What the Frell are you doing here?" Marluxia asked.
"Our grandad asked up to take out aome punk named Talyn." Crackle took out a photograph "Thats the guy right there." He nodded at Lynx.
"Um... IM Lynx..." He squeaked as Snap pulled out a grenade launcher. Snap set the snipers aim on Lynx while everyone dodged. O.O - Lynx vanished from sight.
"He's right man." Pop whacked Snap in the back of the head. "That guy over there is that Talyn dude."
"Oh."
Demyx Cracked his sitar over Crackle's head. "It looks like you need glasses man." The noboody snickered.
"Yeowch man that hurt!"
"That hurt? Ha try this." Demyx smirked. "Dance water, Dance!"
"Well that takes care of them." Marluxia shruged. "But wheres that rod at?"
"Uh.. Help?" Talyn tried getting the nobodies attenion as A bunch of Elves jumped him.
"Do we really need that rod Zexion?" Xigbar asked twirling his gun.
"Hello? A little help here!" the elves began to tie Talyn up.
"Well it does have the deed to the Neverwas in it..." Zexion began to think.
"Help!" Talyn Pleaded as he bit elf.
"Its not like anyone else knows how to open the damn thing anyways..." he added.
"HEY MORONS WITHOUT HEARTS!" Talyn threw the elf at Zexion's head with his teeth.
"WHAT?! Can't you see that we're busy over here?!" Zexion yelled at him. His eyes widened as he saw Ernie the elf atbout to bash Talyn in the head with... "The rod!" He leapt into the fray beating keeblers left and right to trow himself at the rod. the two tumbled to the gorund Ernie at one end of the rod Zexion on the other.
"Let go of the rod." Zexion growled at the elf.
"Its mine pathetic mortal!"
"Give it up you little cookie baker form Hell!" Zeion pulled on the rod.
"Never!"
"Oh for crying out loud already. You guys are going to wake up Kuro." A Female voice said before ko'ing both Zexion and The Keebler.
Everyone face faulted. "Uh say sis?" Talyn said after being untied. "By any chance could you give these guy that rod thingy?"
"Oh this? Sure here ya go." she gave it to Xigbar with a smile.
Well Ima try to get another chapter sometime within the next couple of weeks. Tata till then! Happy birthday to me!