[Next scene: Longbourn]

Mr. Bennet: Farewell Lizzy. Have fun visiting Mrs. Collin in Kent.

Lizzy: With Mr. Collins as my host, I think fun will be inevitable, though perhaps not in the way he imagines.

Mrs. Bennet: Do be sure to be on your best behaviour if you should encounter Lady Catherine. One must always be on one's best behaviour around the upper classes. It will help place you in the palms of other rich young men – not that you deserve it. I cannot imagine what man would make you happy.

Lizzy: Must you always speak of money.

Mrs. Bennet: Someone in this house needs must do. We are virtually penniless. Nobody understands me. It is a constant vexation on my poor nerves. [Singing] I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

Lizzy + Mrs. Bennet: A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same

[Next scene: outside Rosings Park]

Mr. Collins: I must congratulate you on the good fortune you have, Miss Elizabeth, of being asked to dine at Rosings Park. I should not have been at all surprised by her Ladyship's asking us on Sunday to drink tea and spend the evening at Rosings. I rather expected, from my knowledge of her affability, that it would happen. But who could have foreseen such an attention as this? Who could have imagined that we should receive an invitation to dine there (an invitation moreover including the whole party) so immediately after your arrival! You hardly know what to expect – the sight of such rooms, so many servants, and so splendid a dinner. It might wholly overpower you. Lady Catherine will not think the worse of you for being simply dressed. She likes to have the distinction of rank preserved. Be quick. Lady Catherine very much objects to being kept waiting for her dinner. Look how many windows there are in the front of the house alone. The glazing altogether originally cost Sir Lewis De Bourgh quite a fortune. Oh, and you must see the fine proportion and finished ornaments in the entrance hall…

Elizabeth: [lagging behind the others] Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

It's a rich man's world