Ask A Vampire

by meech.macmillan.of.hufflepuff

Ever have a question you've wanted to ask a vampire? Well nows your chance! You can ask me or my friend, or any Twilight character. Ask a question by pm or review. Much random hyperness in later chapters depending on the question :D

11. Newly Found Riches

Ummm Ani was pressuring me to update and I felt bad so here's your update :D

Wellllllllll Meech, MJ, Ani, and Shizzled-Nizzle here… I, Meech with my awesome mathematician like skills figured out that Shizzle got…. $1.15!! That's enough for two packs of chicken ramen and half a gumball! But I'm deciding to donate more to Shizzle's pay because we're introducing a new person to our amazing group! Welcome Pooja! Now she will spin the wheel to see how much more Shizzled gets!

"Thank you for bringing me in here Meech!"

"Pooja, just be quiet and spin the wheel.."

"Fine, fine…"

"Round and round it goes, where it stops nobody knows! Wait? Why do I hear a giant ringing sound that sounds like the jackpot?"

"I'm rich! I'm rich! Pooja won me $1,000,000!"

"Be quiet so we can continue with the question…"

"Fine Ani, you're just jealous that Pooja won me money."

"MJ, want to tell us the question now?"

"Sure Meech. Does vampires hair grow? I think we should send in Pooja by herself since she's such good luck."

"Psh yea I can handle this by myself."

"Why are you guys back here?"

"Well Edward, they just sent me this time, because I'm the new one. They need to know if vampires hair grows."

-insert Edward's evil grin here-

"Sure Pooja, let's go test this out on Rosalie."

"Hey Rose, would you mind helping us with a question for ask a vampire?"

"Sure, wait, who are you, I've never seen you before?"

"I'm the new one, Pooja."

"They add new people every week… weird. So what's the question?"

"Does vampires hair grow?"

"How am I supposed to help with that?"

"By this…" –insert Edward vigorously chopping Rosalie's hair here-

"EDWARD! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! YOU KNOW THAT VAMPIRE HAIR DOESN'T GROW BACK!"

-insert Alice sneaking in and taking photos here-

"TO MYSPACE!"

"Don't you dare put those on MySpace pixie…"

"Too late!"

-insert Alice and Rose fighting here-

"And then the camera lens broke…"

"You're buying a new lens with your newly found riches."

"But… but…"

"No buts."

"Fiiiiiine."

There's your answer ^_^ Anybody have any questions? We love questions here :) And if any of you have an AIM wanna tell me your username so I could possibly add you? Just remember… more reviews.. the faster I update, or in this case MJ updates

-Meech