Chapter 11
Disclaimer: I really don't own Harry Potter; no matter what happens in my dreams.
"I have a few very educated questions." Lindsay asked the other two girls when they caught up to her later the next day.
"What?" Laura responded.
"My first question is what color does a smurf turn when you choke it?"
"I think that it would turn red." Lily said after a moment of thought.
"No wouldn't it turn blue?" Laura contradicted.
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Guys just shut up! My other question is in the movie the Lion King, how does Rafiki know that Simba's alive. He sniffs some leaves and then he just magically knows?"
"He's a witch doctor." Lily knew this answer because she had asked it herself when she was younger.
"Yeah."
Their conversation was interrupted by very loud shouting coming down the boys dormitory stairs… very quickly.
Everybody else had heard the noise and was slowly backing away from the stairs, to stand by the walls. There was now a very large space around the bottom of the stairs.
Sirius and Remus came flying down the stairs, seconds later with James hot on their heels. With an inhuman yell he leapt at them and took them both down in a flying tackle. Photos flew out of Sirius' hands and everybody leaned forward to see what they were of. Nobody saw anything before they all burst into flames though. Seeing this James stood up and walked over to Lily, who had her wand out.
"Did you know what those pictures were of?" Lily shook her head.
"No, I assumed that since Sirius was holding them up and you were beating him up, that you wanted them to be destroyed."
"Good," and with that he turned and started walking down the hall.
"You destroyed them! Why Lily!!!!!" Lindsay looked really disappointed.
"I did, but not before making copies and banishing them to our room." Lily smirked. "James doesn't know that though.
You are a very bad person to piss off, remind me never to make you angry." Laura looked at the other girls and was glad to have friends like them at her side. The Slytherins always needed a good hypothetical kick in the face. Lily was the perfect one to do that.
"Its part of her charm," Sirius smiled while walking over to them. "And by the way Lily, that was an ingenious idea."
He wrapped his arms around Lindsay and Laura's shoulders.
"Shall we head to the lake? You can bring your little dogs too." Sirius unknowingly quoted a muggle movie. The three girls heard what he said and burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Sirius asked, puzzled.
"You just made fun of a movie."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, oops."
Lindsay wrapped her arms around his waist and gave him a squeeze.
"Are we going to the lake or not?" James called from really far down the hallway.
"Yeah, we're coming! Keep your dress on!" Remus called back to him.
"James started grumbling and kept on walking.
"Stupid pictures."
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Later, sitting by the willow tree, Sirius decided to be a total dork and screamed, "Oh no! It's a pack of killer ladybugs. Run!!"
Lindsay giggled and poked him, "Cut it out."
A few moments later, Laura sat up and asked Lily and Lindsay, "Hey Hunter, Pounce will you come with me to the dorm? I forgot something."
"Why can't you just go by yourself?" James asked.
"We're girls. We never go anywhere alone." Laura shot back.
"Come on let's go," Lily pulled on their arms.
Soon they were up in their room, pouring over the pictures that Lily had duplicated.
"That's a pretty nice dress," Lindsay giggled.
"What can we do to torment Jamesette?" Laura sniggered.
"Jamesette?" Lily made a face.
"He looks like a girl; he should have a girl name." Laura explained.
There were cries and then a few thunks that sounded suspiciously like the Marauders.
The girls stood and walked out of the room only to see the guys in a pile of tangled limbs at the bottom of a slide.
Lily waved her wand and the stairs morphed back into their original shape.
"Apparently they forgot about the spell on the stairs." Laura said plainly.
"Aww, shut up that hurt."
"We were almost at the top too. We've been trying since first year." Sirius didn't se ethe disbelieving looks that Remus and James shot him.
"First year huh?" Lily smiled.
"Yeah."
"Have you tried the freezing charm we learned in first year?"
"No. Oh my god, we're total idiots." Remus smacked himself on the forehead. Seeing the looks everyone was giving him he opened his mouth, "What?"
Aren't you supposed to be the responsible one?" Laura asked, stressing the word responsible.
"Uhh, yeah…. Right," Remus looked a bit sheepish.
"Right my ass, you wanted to get up there as much as they did." Lily scoffed.
Remus chuckled and glanced around at their group after they had all been helped off the ground. They were all here, they were all together. This is the way it was supposed to be.
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Well, there's chapter 11. I hoped you liked it and if I don't start getting reviews I'm going to stop writing it. I really do want to know what you think about it.
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Over and Out.
