To make up for not updating I am writing chapter 11 straight after chapter 10, so no new news (haha that sounds cool no new news, I'm sad I know).

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BPOV

Great, I wish I had never asked. What on earth could Emmett be planning with Rose that he had to leave the room to talk in private? Alice was evil, I knew that but Emmett, I would have never guessed he had such an evil streak in him. As for Rosalie, she was definitely plotting something big and bad. We were all dead. Alice seemed to be twitching nervously and was quiet for once while Jasper was no doubt cursing under his breath. Edward was just calmly breathing in and out, but I wasn't sure how much of his calm facade was acting.

After what seemed like hours of waiting Rose and Emmett came out of their room with twin evil grins on their faces. I squirmed and Emmett roared with laughter.

"Someone's scared," he chuckled. "Don't worry you'll be more than scared when we're done with you." He laughed evilly, imitating a villain's signature laugh from a Disney movie.

"Emmett, don't scare her yet," Rosalie chided.

"Fine, we'll dare Bella last, to make it all mysterious and suspenseful and that crap."

"Language Cullen," Rosalie reproached yet again.

"Like you don't use worse when we're..."

"Enough with the innuendos," Alice shrieked. "I don't want to know..."

"Ok then Pixie Girl..you're first."

APOV

I stood up, only acting calm. This was Emmett we're talking about and I knew he was all evil right now. He was always most creative with his tortures in the morning...And with Rose, well we were all dead. I feared for Bella's safety more than mine though, she had no idea what murderous dares Emmett could come up with.

"Alice Cullen... I dare you to... let me pick your outfit for school on Monday."

"Nooooooooooo," I shrieked in despair as the room burst into chuckles, I glared at everyone in turn. "But you can't even colour co-ordinate clothes let alone pick an outfit with style. I can't be less than perfect you know, it'll kill me."

"Well, I'll do my best Pixie," Emmett laughed, the sound reverberating around the room.

"Don't. Call. Me. Pixie." I screamed, launching myself at him in mock anger.

"Ok Ali, calm down."

"Ok," I said laughing, I felt mentally unstable.

JPOV (A/N there's always a first!)

Oh Alice! How was she going to survive in what Emmett picked for her to wear? I struggled to keep a straight face at her outburst, knowing she wouldn't like it if I laughed. She sat down next to me with a huff and I rubbed her shoulders soothingly.

"Jasper, you're next," Rose said, it makes it all the worse when your twin sister is the one torturing you.

"What?" I groaned and Rose flashed me one of her signature smiles which would melt anyone but me and the gang.

"Well, after much deliberation Em and I decided that you...are...going...to..."

"Spit it out Rose," I growled.

"Ok, ok, don't go all angry caveman on me. Dye your hair black and go to school like that for the whole week."

"What?" I managed to choke out. "My hair, black?"

"Yes Jasper, black, we'll get you some hair dye today, Alice can supervise the dying."

Still leaving me in a state of shock Rosalie moved on to her next victim.

EPOV

Rose smiled sweetly as she left Jasper in a state of shock and turned to face me.

"Emmett, you have the honours this time," she smiled, still baring her perfect white teeth.

"Well Eddie boy," Emmett began. "I won't prolong the torture but I will make it long and painful."

"That makes no sense," I pointed out.

"Fine," he huffed. "We dare you to throw a party at the Black Rose next weekend and bring Lauren as your date."

What? I thought panicked to myself. Lauren, party, Black Rose, date...Great. But I hated Lauren. Trust Emmett to pair me up with the girl I could stand the least on the planet. And Rosalie should have known better than to give me blonde-psycho-chick as a date. Great. Just Great.

"What's the problem Eddie?" Rosalie asked in a mock- sympathetic tone.

"Lauren, you just had to pick Lauren didn't you?" I snarled.

"But I though you liked her...You've always got along so well."

"Yeah right. That's why we call her the blond psycho chick!"

Bella giggled at the nickname, easing some of the tension, her laugh was calming and soothed my frazzled nerves strangely enough. The last time I had felt this way was Jane. Jane, Jane, my darling Jane, I miss you, do you miss me? The times we spent together, alone in her room or mine. The laughs, the kisses, the running in the rain...

"Whatever, deal with it Edward." Rosalie looked bored and examined her perfectly manicured fingernails. She had just interrupted my perfectly good reverie of Jane. I felt slightly dejected but was determined to snap out of it. Getting my head under control I said:

"Ok, but when I win, I will torture you to no end Rosalie Hale. No end, do you hear me?"

"Yes, I hear you. Emmett, I think Bella has waited long enough."

BPOV

I trembled at the thought of a dare from Emmett and Rosalie. Seeing the other dares they had given out I would be lying if I said I wasn't scared. Heck, I wasn't scared. I was bloody terrified. They had left me for last and no doubt they had some heinous torture for me.

"Isabella, um...middle name please?" Emmett asked.

"Marie," I whispered.

"Isabella Marie Swan, I Emmett Cullen of this household, dare thee to..."

Emmett froze half way through his hand gestures and left a significant, no doubt what he thought dramatic, pause.

"I dare thee to..." He started off again. "Ask out Mike Newton."

What?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10 minutes later xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Hello," I said politely into the telephone.

"Hi," said the voice on the other end. "Who is this?"

"Uh...Mike, this is Bella."

"Oh, Bella...Hey! What's up?"

"Nothing, just wondering if you would like to go out sometime."

The others bit back their laughter as the phone was on loudspeaker and suddenly it hit me. This was the same Mike Newton who had flirted shamelessly with me throughout the classes we had together, obviously Rose and Emmett knew this when they set me up.

"Sure," came Mike's all too enthusiastic voice. "I would love to, Bella. Let's say Monday, after school, ok?"

"Alright, where are we going?"

"I was thinking I'll pick you up to seven and we head to an Italian Restaurant I know, my treat babe."

"Ok, lovely, bye Mike."

"Pleasure babe."

The tone signalled he had hung up and I just stood there in a state of shock. Emmett's booming laughter echoed through the room as I thought about what had just happened.

So, what did you think? I liked writing this chapter, it was my pathetic attempt at humour. Next chapter will be Monday, with Bella's date and Ali's wardrobe and Jazz's black hair and all that fun stuff. All I have to say is review please and I'll write faster!

~Still here...Bella Meyer~