A/N: Thanks to ParamoreIsLife, Viper Cena Fanand ItsTtsLife for reviewing. Thanks to madisonreneekayfor reviewing, favoriting and following. And you're welcome ItsTtsLife. Hope this doesn't get to confusing.
Wrestlemania Weekend Part 2
"Rise and shine!" Hayley exclaimed while pulling apart the curtains to let the sun in. "Get up sleepyhead! Savvy, wake up!" She was forced to take extreme measures; pulling the covers back Hayley kicked Savvannahh in the small of her back and screamed her name out.
Stirring slightly, the unconscious woman began to her eyes until she felt immense pain in her back. "OWW! Why'd ya' kick me!?" Savvy asked groggily sleep still all over her.
"Because ya' wouldn't get up."
"I was already up and then you kicked me for no damn reason!"
"Let's not argue, you did enough of that yesterday with Randy." Hayley pulled out Savvy's suitcase for her friend. "I can't believe you painted the man's toenails and then put it online, ha-ha, you have some big balls indeed my friend."
"Well thank you I do pride myself for having big balls." She laughed as she began to jump up and down on the bed. "Randy was so mad, hahahaha."
"Did the vein pop out?"
"Yes! It was so huge I thought it was gonna burst and green goo would come out! Hahahaha! Got me rolling again, stop, stop!" Savvannahh tried to get her breathing under control from laughing so hard. "Where is the idiot anyway?"
"He and John had leave early to get to Axxess."
"Ha-ha, I bet everyone knows his toenails are painted. I'm the master of all pranks! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!"
"Hahaha! Haven't you read 10 little monkeys jumping on the bed, get down Mrs. Arrogant."
"Heh, who's Mr. Arrogant?" She asked plopping down on the bed,
"Randy." Hayley said casually.
"Orton?"
"No Savage! Yes Orton idiot!"
"Well then, excuse the hell out of me." Savvannahh went to her suitcase and began to pull out clothes. "Which t-shirt is cuter, this one or this one?"
"Put that colorful thing on with these jeans."
"Colorful thing? It's a Metallica T-shirt you, oohhh Hayley. Dumb, dumb Hayley."
"Just put it on we don't have much time, the taxi will be here in 20."
"Okay calm down Hayls, because you know EVERY LITTLE THING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT!" Savvy shouted as she went into the bathroom to shower, brush her teeth and change clothes. Once she was done and all dressed she checked herself in the mirror. "Twitter worthy? I think so." After taking the picture she uploaded it to Twitter with the caption 'All ready for Axxess :-D'
"SAVVANNAHH! Come on!" Hayley screamed and stared at her as she came out of the bathroom. "Thank you now come on." She pulled Savvy out the door with her.
"Aren't you excited."
"Stating the obvious as usual I see."
"You're so mean to me!"
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"Wassup with you and Savvannahh? Ya'll just pranking each other nowadays?" John stifled a giggle mentally picturing his best friends painted toes.
"I don't wanna' talk about that Cena! Yanno people keep calling me Twinkle Toes!?" That was John's undoing and Randy watched as he outright laughed at him. "You wanna' know about me and Savvannahh or not!"
"Yeah, yeah sure carry on Twinkle Toes." John snickered.
Randy glared at him for a bit then began to talk. "I kissed her a few nights ago back in her apartment and in the morning she didn't bring it up, almost like it didn't happen. But I know it did because I had to take a cold shower." Tapping his chin thoughtfully he continued. "Why won't she say anything? She could say I used her for sex and I would be happy she brought it up the fact that we had sex."
"Why does she have to come to you?"
"What?"
"Why does she have to come to you Randy? Why can't you go to her and figure things out. And you know he Savvannahh is, hell will freeze over first before she comes to you."
"What the hell am I gonna say to her?! We had sex and I liked it so we should do it again only this time we could be dating."
"If you said that she would laugh in your face just like I am. We had sex and we should do it again?" John laughed, he couldn't make sense of Randy's situation, it was quite simple. Go to Savvannahh and tell her how he feels, it was obvious he felt something for her. Could be love, but who knows these days.
"You're not helping Cena."
"I can't tell you what to do man, in the end Savvannahh either likes you or she doesn't. You just better get to her before someone else does." He grasped his shoulder in a reassuring way. "Think about it Randy."
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The Next Day...
"Wait, explain it to me again." Savvannahh told Randy, they were currently sitting on her bed watching Reba while he explaining to her how Wrestlemania Weekend worked, apparently it was confusing.
"The Hall of Fame comes first and then Wrestlemania but it is showed after RAW, has your little brain grasped the fact yet?"
"You really wanna go their Twinkle Toes?"
"Don't think you've won this, I will be getting you back for that."
"You should be grateful I gave you nail polish remover."
"After a full day of walking around with that stuff on! You are an evil person."
"Me? Evil? Not even." Savvy expressed sarcastically
"I don't understand this show; her husband cheated on her and now he lives across the street from her?"
"Here let me explain." She got out her phone.
"The show is set in Houston, Texas, and stars Reba McEntire as a wisecracking single mother Reba Nell Hart, whose dentist ex-husband Brock has left her to marry young, ditzy Barbra Jean after an affair with her, when it is revealed in the pilot episode that Barbra Jean is pregnant. Ironically, though Reba sees "B.J." as her nemesis, Barbra Jean considers Reba her bestfriend. As the show progresses Reba slowly and painfully comes to the conclusion that despite all her efforts to hate her, she likes Barbra Jean and considers her a friend. In the pilot episode it was revealed that Reba's older daughter, then high school senior Cheyenne is pregnant. Cheyenne married her baby's father, fellow high-schooler Van Montgomery, a dim-witted but well-meaning football player. Van moves in with them, as his own parents kicked him out for standing by Cheyenne and Van comes to view Reba as a surrogate parent. Reba's other two children are Kyra, an intelligent and rebellious teenager who shares Reba's sarcastic streak, and Jake, a young boy just trying to sort through the mess of his family."
"You just read that off of Wikipedia didn't you?"
"Of course I did but ya' still got the meaning of the show didn't ya'?"
"Yeah."
"Okay then shut-up."
"Still talking, still talking, still talking!"
"You are so childish."
"SAVVVVVVVVVVY!" Hayley screamed across the joint rooms
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT!" Savvy screamed back.
"COME HELP ME GET READY!"
"IT'S JUST 5:30!"
"SAVVANNAHH! GET OVER HER NOWWW!"
"FINE MOTHER!"
"Why didn't ya'll just open the door?" Randy asked having his ear blowed out by her screaming.
"Shuttie Randal." Savvannahh got off the bed and opened the door that joined the two rooms together. "Get out John."
"I'm going because I wanna' go not because you told me to." He said scrambling past her and shutting the door.
"You know were not leaving until like 8:00 right?" Savvy asked as she sat on the bed.
"Is someone upset I interrupted their bonding time with their boyfriend?"
"Randy isn't my boyfriend and I'm not upset."
"If that's what you're telling yourself then okay." Hayley whistled as she pulled make-up, deodorant, shaving cream and nail polish out her bag. "Okay I say we shave first and then do our nails."
"You're gonna' need a weed-wacker to get them pits."
"Savvannahh!"
"I'm joking! Gosh Hayley!"
"What do you wanna' use? Nair or Pure Silk?"
"It's shaving cream I don't care."
"Just for that you can walk back over there and get your own razor."
"Don't be like that, if I get a razor they'll know I'm shaving." Savvy whined.
"But you are shaving."
"They don't need to know that though."
"You must wanna' go to The Hall of Fame looking like Sasquatch's twin."
"That is cold! You are a bad best friend Hayley!"
"Go get the razor dammit!"
"You're such a meaner!" Savvannahh exclaimed thinking about how much she sounded like a child. Entering the room she saw Randy having a beer on her bed. "You better not spill that." Savvy ordered and then got her Schick Quattro for Women razor, feeling eyes on her she turned around. "What?"
"You're about to shave?" John asked.
"Yes I'm about to shave you wanna' come watch?"
"Well are you gonna' be naked?" Randy asked. "Because if so…" The request died on his lips when she flicked him off and left the room. "Take that as a no." He laughed and took a swig of his beer.
"I didn't know women shave together." John said.
"Women do EVERYTHING together, wouldn't be surprised if they showered together."
"Some lesbian action oh that's nice!"
"We can hear you yanno'!" Hayley shouted over the running water of the faucet.
"Sorry Baby!" John shouted and then cringed at the fact that she heard what he said.
In the bathroom Savvannahh was cracking up while shaving her legs. "What do you say Hayley, a little lesbian sex in the shower ay?"
"Shut-up you perverted little brat!"
"Come on let's make their dreams come true, AHHH YES! GIVE IT TO ME HAYLEY!" Savvannahh screamed in fake ecstasy.
"SAVVANNAHH!" Hayley screamed in disgust.
"That's right scream my name baby!"
"I will hurt you if you don't stop right now."
"You two okay in there?!" Randy yelled his voice full of disbelief.
"Yeah just sexin' my Bae like only I can! GO DOWN ON YOU SLOWLY? OKAY!" Savvy was having so much with this, this is the kind of story you tell your grandkids.
"Savvannahh, I swear I'll murder you and no one will ever fucking know!"
"Yeah talk dirty to me!"
"You better leave my future wife alone Savvannahh!" John yelled trying not to make the thought of Savvy and Hayley doing each other an appetizing image; he didn't wanna get a hard-on in front of his best friend. That'd be….awkward.
"Don't be mad because you have to take ecstasy pills to keep up with my kind of sexin', ain't that right Hayls?" Savvannahh burst out laughing not able to go on with the façade. "I'm done, I'm so done." The two finished shaving in silence neither talking to each other but in their own worlds.
"How do you want your nails?" Hayley asked.
"All black except for the middle finger, I want that one to be red with these little stud things on them." Savvannahh told her as she applied lotion to her tan legs. "You know this is some guys wet dream, two women in bra and panties lotioning their legs."
"My wet dream is behind that door." She laughed when Savvy rolled her eyes at her. "Yours is over there too hun."
"I'm not interested in him! Or anyone else for that matter."
"Keep lying to yourself."
1 Hour And 30 Minutes Later…
"How is it after all this time you ladies are still not ready?" Randy asked astonished, however he did notice how that black dress Savvannahh had on hugged every curve of her tight little body."
"My sexin' tired her out so I was like go take a nap Bae, and she was like come cuddle with me, and I was like since you my Bae I'll do that, and now here we are."
"Don't listen to that idiot, we're just doing our make-up and then we'll be done."
"Is their a reason ya'll are rushing us when you don't even have your suits on." Savvy stated as she applied more eyeliner.
"All we have to do is shave and put a suit on, it's not rocket science."
"Well then how 'bout you go do that John, we need to concentrate you lump nugget." Hayley growled eliciting a giggle from Savvannahh; she smiled as he disappeared into the bathroom without another word. "Aww, that's so sweet your boyfriend sat next to you."
"Ignore her." Savvannahh began to apply red lipstick to her full lips; out of the corner of her eye she noticed Randy's eyes following the movement of the stick. "There a reason you staring at me Orton?"
"Well I'm a man and you're presenting a very appetizing image to me." He said bluntly not hiding the interest in his eyes.
"Whoo baby! Should I leave you two alone?" Hayley asked not fixated on her make-up anymore. "You guys have about 30 minutes left."
"Hayley you stay right there! Randy you better muster up enough self-control and contain yourself, got it? Good!" Savvy ordered and then looked through Hayley's jewelry box for some earrings. "Hoops or studs?"
"Studs, hoops would be to distracting and plus the diamond studs match that crap on your nails." He got out before Hayley could give her input.
"Are you like gay? It would be cool if you were, never had a gay friend before." She said nervously. "Wait! Was I your cover up!?"
"I'm not gay Savvannahh! I like women, hot sexy women. You should know Baby Doll."
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At Wrestlemania…
"Why won't you introduce me to any wrestlers?" Savvannahh asked currently sitting in John and Randy's locker room, Randy had just finished his match against The Shield and the sweat that was streaming down his body made him look good enough to eat. But she had to focus on other things instead of jumping his bones.
"Because you don't need to anyone, especially not around here."
"Are the bad guys really bad guys and the good guys are really good guys?"
"No."
"Then I shouldn't have a problem, I'm friendly and I'm sure your friends wanna' meet the girl who pulled the greatest prank of all time on you."
"And that's exactly why you can't meet any of them! They'll praise you for giving me the name Twinkle Toes dammit!"
"Twinkle Toes?! That is rich! Hahahaha!" She held her stomach as she laughed in his face. "Randy you bring this on yourself bud."
"Hmm, I was wondering if it was the gods or me." He gathered his things for his shower. "You can join me if ya' want to."
"No thanks Twinkle Toes." Savvy plopped down on the couch. "I got a nice big flat screen right here, and I'm gonna enjoy it."
"Suit yourself; watch T.V instead of having all of this to look at." Randy turned on his heels and walked into the bathroom.
God that man is walking sex. Savvannahh thought as she flipped through channels not finding anything appealing to watch, after a while she settled on Full House. I rather think of John Stamos than Randy Orton anyway!
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After Raw…
"You are cruel! That was a move a real bitch would make." Randy exclaimed throwing things in his suitcase.
"I said sorry! In my defense I didn't know who I was talking to."
"He had on speedo!"
"I thought that was protocol round here!"
"Unbelievable! You don't see me going to your job and embarrassing you in front of your co-workers, do you?" Randy was boiling hot mad, how dare she!? Musta' had some pretty big balls. "How would you feel if I went to your job and told all your co-workers that I had sex with you and then treated you like a one night stand?"
"I wouldn't like it. I'd be mad at you, possibly kill you." Savvannahh murmured quietly looking down at her feet.
"Then why did you tell the guys Barbie gave me an STD?!"
"Because I hate her!" She sat on the bed with her arms crossed. "Besides it was a joke I didn't think they'd take it that way and call you… Twinkle Slut Toes."
"Well they did Savvannahh!" He got in her face. "The whole roster is laughing at me because of you!"
"You're making me feel really horrible Randy."
"You should feel horrible; I wish I never invited you on this trip!" Randy regretted his words when he saw the flicker of hurt in her eyes. "I didn't mean to say that Savvy, I'm just angry okay."
"It's alright." She managed to get out without her voice cracking, for the life of her she didn't understand why his words affected her so much. He was just some guy that she might have fallen for in the time span of 3 months, no big deal right? Now I really need a cigarette. "I'm a…. I'm gonna' go see if I can find a cigarette somewhere."
Randy watched her leave, like a dumbass he watched her leave to go relieve some stress when he could do it himself. Ugh! I'm so stupid!
Outside With Savvannahh…
"So like if you make a guy mad and in return he hurt's your feelings do you like forgive him or hurt him back?" She asked the kind stranger who gave her the cigarette while taking a drag of it.
"Honey if you and your boyfriend are having trouble then you should talk to each other before miscommunication becomes too much."
"Oh he's not my boyfriend, we're just friends."
"That don't sound like just friends."
"Well we are!" She snapped.
"Calm down tiger, you know you want this guy in every shape way and form."
"That obvious?"
"Yes. What's stopping you from getting him? Married? Got a girlfriend?"
"No nothing like that. It's just I'm mentally fucked and he's… perfect. Yanno' it's like one of those Beauty and the Beast things, except I'm the beast, maybe. I don't know if that's the correct representation of our relationship but that's how I see it."
"There's no way in hell that man is perfect. George Clooney? Now that man is perfect!"
"Hehe, I'd prefer someone like Ben Phillips but okay."
"That man is old."
"So is George!"
"There's a distinct difference between old and perfect."
"I shall listen to the wise one."
"Back to your situation, miscommunication is the problem. You think you're 'mentally fucked' while he may think you're the most majestic creature to ever walk planet earth."
"Hahaha, that's a good laugh. Randy would never think something like that."
"How do you know?"
Savvannahh's head snapped to the side so fast she thought she had whiplash. "Randy?"