"My house is on fire!" Screamed Bulma as Capsule Corp. burst into flames. Suddenly, a figure appeared behind Chichi, covered her mouth, and pulled her away without anyone noticing nor caring.
Suddenly the ground began to rumble. Then, out of nowhere, a much large version of the creature that ripped from Gohan's stomach appeared. It resembled a giant worm, but it had 2 large claws, and its tail end had 5 foot long spikes. The worm attacked some people and went underground. "DIE!" Vegita said, and blew up the spot where the worm had gone into. When the smoke cleared, a giant crater remained.
Meanwhile in France.. A strange silence fell over the area wear a war was faught. Corpses, scraps of metal, and craters were everywhere. A large crated was in the middle of the battlefield, inside it was the destroyed Mew666.
Suddenly, a gunshot was heard, and another. In a few moments, huge waves of pokemon trainers with their pokemon and gangstas rushed toward each other and clashed in the middle.
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2 hours later..
The Z fighters stood infront of Capsule Corp. They were trying to locate Mikhail. "Hey wheres Chichi.." Bulma pointed out.
At Mikhails HQ.
Mikhail sat on a large cushion chair, you know one of those ones where the evil guys sit on and it rotates around. He stared at the world map, it was just about entirely red. He pressed the button on his phone. "Get me some more spagetti Chichi!".
Chichi on the other end sighed, if it wasnt for the 3 guards pointing rifles at her, she would have snapped. She then realized it was time to do it. She took out a knife, and with a quick stroke, she cut the head of her opponent off. A red liquid spewed from the remains.
"Why do they make these sauce bottles so hard to open?" Chichi said, pouring out the sauce onto the spagetti.
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"Hey Ive found Pan and Bra's ki!" Goten screamed, pointing in a direction. Everyone took off to that direction.
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Chichi brought the Spagetti into Mikhails room, she made sure that Mikhail saw the spagetti before he saw her. After setting it down, Mikhail muffled thanks, and out of knowhere, he took out a broad sword and sliced Chichi into half with a quick stroke. The two halves of Chichi fell to the ground, both dead.
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The Z fighters landed outside Mikhails HQ. They burst through the door, and headed towards Pan and Bra's kis. A few guards tried to stop them. Piccolo powered up and lashed at one of the guards. The guard openned fire on Piccolo, but the bullets were ineffective. Piccolo punched the guard in the face, which crushed his skull. The other guard attempted to stab piccolo, but Trunks came from behind and snapped his neck.
The Z fighters burst into another room, and found Bra and Pan inside little glass tube things. They got them out and went into Mikhails room. "Your plan for world domination ends right here." Tenshinhan said. "Really.." Mikhail said. He stood up, turned around, wielded his assault rifle, and shot up Tenshinhan. Tenshinhan fell to the ground in a pool of blood.
Piccolo and Chaotzu attacked Mikhail. Mikhail turned around and with a swift kick and broke one side of Chaotzu's ribcage. Then he drop kicked Piccolo in the chest, Piccolo fell to the ground, but got up again. "Alright enough play." Mikhail said. Suddenly a gold aura burst around him, as he transformed into SuperMilitiaguy-jin. With his plasma rifle, he incinerated the other half of Chaotuzs body. Then he turned around and put a large hole in Piccolo's stomach. He charged up a Big Bang and turned Piccolo into a pool of purple blood and green scraps of skin.
Gohan attacked Mikhail, but Mikhail turned around and knocked Gohan upside the head. Gohan fell to the ground. Goten attacked Mikhail but Mikhail judo chopped Goten on the neck, cutting off the blood flow to Gotens head temporarly. Goten fell to the ground out cold.
Vegita and Gokou fused into Vegetto. Vegetto fired a Big Bang Kame Hame Ha at Mikhail. Mikhail launched a Genki Dama at the attack, both attacks cancelled out each other. "Alright enough of this." Mikhail's armor suddenly turned into that which was on M666. His plasma rifle went from slow fire to rapid fire. His nametag went from platinum to plutonium. He had just gone SMJ2.
Mikhail teleported behind 18. He grabbed Krillin and bashed 18 off the head with him. Krillin fell to the ground with a gaping hole in his chest. 18 turned around and launched a kiblast at Mikhail. Mikhail knocked away the kiblast and grabbed 18 by the collar. 18 struggled to get free, but Mikhail tossed her into the air, and punched her so hard her ribcage tore through her skin. 18 was dead instantly.
Mikhail smirked, and appeared behind Gohan. Gohan turned around and punched Mikhail, but Mikhail punched Gohan harder, and Gohan fell to the floor, crying in pain. Mikhail took out his plasma rifle and shot Gohan in the leg. Gohan tried to get up, but his legs broke and tore through his skin. Mr. Satan, Buu, and Ubuu arrived at the scene. "More people to kill." Mikhail said, smirked, and teleported behind Mr.Satan and Buu. Before either of them were able to react, Mikhail bashed heads into their shoulders. Ubuu rushed at Mikhail, and kiblast him. Mikhail was knocked to the ground by the blast, but he got up and grabbed Ubuus Mohawk. With his other hand, Mikhail chopped Ubuus mohawk off, but a little to short. Ubuu fell to the ground, the entire upper half of his head gone.
Mikhail saw Buu struggling to get up. Mikhail punched Buu in the stomach, but Buu's fat absorbed the punch. Mikhail launched a kiblast with the same hand, which tore through Buu, leaving a the corpse of Buu and behind it, a bloody mess of guts.
Vegetto attacked Mikhail, and punched his armor. A large dent appeared in Mikhail's armor. "Not you again, sigh time to go.." Mikhail said. Suddenly the aura around him turned from gold to platinum. His armor became thicker, a bayonet of diamond appeared on his rifle. The UBCS symbol on Mikhail disappeared, and was replaced with a star made out of silver. Mikhail wacked Vegetto into a wall with his fist. Mikhail then turned around when Bulma and Videl were hitting him on the back of the end. Mikhail swung around with his fist. His fist hit Bulma first, and went right threw her, splitting her into 2. His fist made it halfway through videl, who was killed anyway.
Trunks and Goten fused Gotenks again. Mikhail grabbed Gotenks by his jacket and threw him into the air. When Gotenks started coming down, Mikhail flew up and bashed gotenks in the chest. The force made the blood vessels and guts in Gotenks tangle up, mortally wounded Gotenks as the blood flow in his body stopped. Mikhail threw Gotenks to the ground, where the force caused Gotenks' bones to pierce his inerds.
Vegetto got up split the fusion. Vegita and Gokou attacked Mikhail from behind. Mikhail turned around and grabbed Vegita by the head. Mikhail squeezed Vegitas head until his skull cracked and his brains seeped out. Then Mikhail threw Vegita's corpse into the air, and launched a kiblast at it. The Prince of the Saiyajins was now the prince of the dead. Gohan managed to fly up, his body was broken. Gokou went SSJ3, but he wasnt at full SSJ3 yet. Gohan attacked Mikhail.
"Hehhahahaha" Mikhail said. He punched Gohan in the face, which made the front side of Gohans skull pretty much flat. Gohan grabbed his face in pain. Mikhail punched Gohans right arm from the hand. The arm was pushed into Gohans body Gohans hand was replacing his shoulder. The arm bones went right threw some of Gohan's inerds, including his lungs. Gohan fell to the ground, and he slowly stopped breathing.
"You killed my family. You killed my friends. You killed everyone!" Gokou said, enraged. Suddenly, he burst into full SSJ3, and attacked Mikhail. With one punch, Gokou's fist went threw Mikhails armor. Mikhail swung his fist at Gokou, which knocked him off. Pan and Bra who were watching in the fight in terror, managed to run away. The HQ began to collapse, and debris fell on both of them. Pan and Bra were hit by falling debris and were trapped.
Gokou used his fist and Mikhails face to simulate London during World War 2. Mikhail was knocked out of SMJ3. Mikhail counterattacked with a kiblast, but Gokou knocked it away, and launched the ultimate KameHameHa at Mikhail. Mikhail was incinerated instantly. Gokou dropped out of SSJ3, exhausted. Gokou drifted into sleep.
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In the room where the battle was faught, a strange ship lands. A gang of people, critters, and objects emerged from the ship. One of them walked over and kicks Gokou in the head, waking him up.
"Uuhhh, who are you..?" Gokou asked, half asleep. "My name...
Professor Pimp! These people you see around me are my ho's and slaves. They serve me unquestionably. I have sent Mikhail to test your strength, and one of my operatives started that gay war between my brothers and the Pokemon trainers. I have revived all your friends and family, blah blah blah *drones on forever*"
..And so everyone is revived yeah yeah boohoo that was so sad, but it did make an interesting show." And so everyone killed in the battle with Mikhail was revived, and they Professor Pimp flew off with his nonsense characters back to their HQ, the artificial ghetto.
The War has ended, everyone is happy blah blah blah.
..But Professor Pimp and his slaves still lurk, will the DBZ fighters ever be able to rest peacefully again..?
Let me think about it..
no.
THE END