Wow you guys. It's been a wicked long time since I've submitted a story/been on fanfiction :( Which is extremely sad face, because I've been getting all these AWESOME favorite and review alerts from all my lovely readers :') I've missed you all, and I've missed writing AAML! I actually have a legit excuse for my extended absence this time though. Senior year is turning out to be a lot more stressful and strenuous than I thought :-| Despite the tons of work I have to put into them, I really like all my classes. Except for AP Calculus _ I constantly ask myself WHY I decided to take that class when I have NO interest in doing ANY type of math major or job in the future. *Sigh* And I have to write all these essays and fill out forms for college applications T_T So once I get all my apps in, I may have more time to indulge in my fanfiction craving :)

ENOUGH OF MY WHINING! You didn't come to listen to me gripe about school I'm sure. On to the AAML :) A word of warning though, these are a bit rough. I just wanted to get them published to assuage some of my guilt...but hey-it's a double post again! :D

This is dedicated to all of the wonderful people who read, review, and favorite my stories 3

This story is all dialogue and flicks back and forth between Ash and Misty. Hopefully it's not too confusing.

Knack

"Oh crap, no. No, no, no, NO! Wahhh! Stop it! Geez if you'd just-gah no stop for one second! Wait, what, no! Arrrg, not again!"

"Haha, eat it Ashy-boy!"

"You suck. Can't you just stop shooting me for like two seconds?"

"Nope, I think my finger's been permanently glued to the trigger button."

"How the hell'd you get the shotgun anyways?"

"It's in that place."

"What place?"

"You know, the place with those boxes and that thingy by the door...and there's that symbol on the wall...it's under that other weird place and by the big tower."

"Oh, that one. Wait, I forget how to get there!"

"Not my problem Ash."

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"Okay, you are so screen looking!"

"I am not!"

"You must be because I had no clue you were behind me, then all of a sudden I've got a freaking plasma grenade stuck to me!"

"You need to start looking at your radar, Ash."

"My what?"

"You radar! It's that bluish circle in the bottom left-hand corner of your screen. Red dots will appear on there when an enemy's nearby."

"Oh...well you were still screen looking."

"Was not."

"Was too."

"Was not."

"Was too."

"Was not-What the hell! Wait, no! Where the hell did you come from?"

"Weren't you checking your radar Misty?"

"Oh Mew, you got the jet pack didn't you?"

"Hellz yeah I did."

"...damn you. You better hide Ashy because as soon as I'm revived I'm coming to get you, and I'm bringing the rocket launcher."

"...oh sweet Ho-oh."

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"Ha! Gotcha Mist! Hey-wait, I've pumped you full of needler bullets. Why aren't you dead yet? Just. Die. Already! Gah!"

"Melee attacks won't work Ash! Cause' I'mmmmmm RIGHT BEHIND YOU MUWAHAHAH!"

"WAHH! Arceus Misty, what the-how did you-I mean you were there and then-guuhhhh! This is so annoying!"

"It's called a holograph, and don't throw your controller on the ground Ash. I don't want to have to pay for a new one."

"This game is stupid."

"You're just mad that you're not good at it."

"Don't poke me! And I am totally justified in my frustration! You have like fifteen kills and I have...negative one! How the hell did I get negative one?"

"I think you must have fallen off the map a couple of times."

"Well they shouldn't make the towers so high! And you shouldn't even be able to fall to your death! This is stupid. And rigged."

"Hmp. Just imagine if we were playing slayer on xbox live with tons of other gamers."

"You're such a nerd. That's why you're so good at this."

"I suppose I just have a knack for FPS games; one of my many talents."

"Whatever, let's go battle. A real battle: one with pokemon and strategy and me winning."

"Aw, does poor Ashy-boy need a hug?"

"No! I'm fine I just-gahhh Misty! Stop strangling me!"

"Come on Ashley, let's go battle so I can whoop your butt at that too."

Sohohoho, anyone else played Halo Reach? :) I played it when I visited my brother a few weeks ago, and it was really fun. And frustrating _ The jet pack and hologram equipment pieces you can use are awesome, but it's really hard to play against guys who game 24/7 when I probably play a couple times a month ^^;; Ah well...I just figured Misty would be good at video games for some reason, and of course Ash would find that annoying ;)