Avengers Dating Profiles

by PassionatelyHiddlestoned

Tony, Steve, Bruce, Clint, Thor, Loki, and Natasha go on SuperherosWantLove and help each other create dating profiles. These are the finished products. T for suggestive content. Leave a review on the one you'd go for and apply to one of their ads, and they'll 'reply' in the story! ;)

11. Nick's Profile: BadAssAgent33

PEN NAME: BadAssAgent33

Name: Nick Fury

Age: And why THE HELL do you need to know this? {edited} Mid forties.

Height: Tall.

Trademark Feature: My eyepatch.

Wants kids: Don't make me laugh. I haven't laughed in over 6 years.

Ethnicity: African American

Religion: Classified

Drinks: Classified

Smokes: Classified

Bio:

Classified.

Additional Details:

Alright, alright. I like guns, and I look good in a black trench coat. I suppose it would be slightly enjoyable to have some company, so I wouldn't be completely alone. All the time. Because I am. Oh, and don't ask about my bad eye. I don't like to talk about it. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, MESSAGE ME!