Hi all.
So, I am going to rush this chapter a bit as It is the part of the Edolas Arc I dislike the most, though once the team meets up with Earthland Lucy I should have the worst behind me…should take me most the chapter…In this regard I am glad that I lost my material, cause thinking back, the initial chapter I had written before my old laptop got stolen was utterly crap…I made Naruto seem like the seriously wise and smart person…answering questions with the level of details that Shikamaru would give to his son, Shikaku…
This before Naruto got into an argument with his Edolas Counterpart on what food was better: Tacos or Ramen…
Anyway, Responses to Reviews:
Sandi091000: Thanks, and no. No Lemon or Limes in this story.
Anko4Life: Thanks for the advice and we will definitely chat sometime.
CrimsonSylvan: Well, now that I have started the arc, I cannot skip it, can I?
Shadow Wold 15846: I am starting to expect each of your reviews to contain LOL or something similar to it…
eniox27: Wasn't really paying attention what I was writing there… ;P
Mark1: My Pleasure.
Asuka1920: Well, hope the wait was worth it.
For Chapter 4 Review:
Trex0428: Well, as I PM'd you, chapter 4 is largely still the work of 'Fangs of Death', and thus I can't really say much about it, other than that I changed a few pieces here and there.
Previoulsy,…
One rodeo-like trip later
They were flying through an unknown landscape, with floating islands, floating rivers that even had fish in them…much to Happy's delight. Suddenly both Happy and Charla lost their wings, sending them all plummeting to the earth.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Natsu shouted.
Wendy screamed, Happy and Charla were shouting in fear, and Naruto was imitating sitting with crossed legs. His face showed a cross between pissed off and bored.
"I always knew that Gravity sucked." He said. "This is going to hurt."
Chapter 10, Oh you have got to be kidding me…
If there was one thing that can be said about Fairy Tail Mages, it's that they can take a ton of damage and still come out completely fine…maybe with the exception of mages such a Macao, Wacaba, Jet and Droy…
Thus, surviving a fall from a height of several hundred feet did little to no damage to someone as dense as Natsu, who landed on his head. Happy didn't fare much better, but probably survived because he fell onto Natsu. Naruto discovered that he could still use his chakra…by unconsciously empowering his body with it, landing safely on his feet and catching Wendy bridal style, with Charla landing on Wendy.
Of course, once Wendy discovered the position she was in blushed and looked away, which Naruto found cute.
Charla just shook her head and smiled slightly.
After summoning Kurama from the seal, Naruto made Natsu and Happy swear an oath of secrecy via threat of year long train ride and destroying a year's worth of fish respectively.
Needless to say, both the Fire Dragon Slayer and the blue Exceed engraved the oath into their heart, soul and mind.
As the six of them travelled, they encountered a group of travellers, who hightailed it out of there when they saw Kurama, Charla and Happy.
In a swampy area, they encountered a monster, that Natsu attacked, forgetting that he cannot use magic in this world. Naruto saved his sorry ass thanks to his chakra, but hey, at least they had something to eat for the next few hours…at least they would have had Natsu not eaten the fire Naruto made to cook the meat…
After raiding a little shack in the middle of the forest they literally stumbled upon, they all dressed up in different outfits, though Wendy, Charla and Happy laughed when Kurama and Naruto dressed up in matching butler suits complete with lens-less Monocles and started acting like experienced gentlemen, even going so far as to knock out Happy when he started trying to impress Charla…by putting on a skull like helmet made from solid metal…and a dress like coat.
Everyone laughed at the completely perfect imitation Naruto and Kurama were performing. And everyone agreed they were more gentlemanly than those three and a…thing…playboys from Blue Pegasus. Wendy found herself daydreaming about her future with Naruto…before blushing at the thought.
Wendy got herself a pair of black thigh high socks, a navy-blue skirt with a white line near the edge and a red shirt with white shoulders. She also found a pair of red hairclips that she liked and tied her hair in pig tails. To finish off she also tied an orange bowtie. Naruto had to force himself not to stare at her.
Charla went for something a bit simpler: desert nomad. Loose pants, loose shirt and a headpiece usually seen on desert tribesmen.
Natsu found himself a pair of boots, khaki-green trousers, a light blue kimono-top with dark blue accents, and a maroon hoody with a white edge.
As they were about to leave, Natsu looked out of the Window…only to spot a gnarly tree bearing the symbol of Fairy Tail.
Running through the clearing, they arrived at the door and opened it, fully expecting there to be a brawl going on…
But NOT the gentle Music or the tea party that was permeating the atmosphere.
And the differences…where should I begin…
Cana was wearing a white maiden outfit and drinking tea from delicate cups…the Cana they knew wears a bikini top and jeans…and a light vest if the weather is cold. She also drinks Booze by the gallon and slams the mug onto the tabletop…
Elfman was being picked on by Jet and Droy, the latter two alternating between bullying Elfman and fighting amongst each other about who was Fairy Tail's strongest Mage. The band thought back to just before they got sucked into the Anima…
Flashback
Shortly before Elfman and Mirajane left for the Church to visit their late younger sisters grave, Elfman was picking on Jet and Droy.
…for being unmanly and being knocked out immediately, thus forcing Levy to do all the fighting.
"Now, now, Elfman." Mira began. "Jet and Droy are strong…"
"Mira-chan!" the two mentioned mages said in joy at the praise.
"…If only in their own way."
"How mean!" Jet and Droy immediately felt their spirits plummet at Mira's second statement. She really was a demon at heart.
Flashback end
And there was more…
A grown-up Wendy was sitting at the Bar together with a grown-up Naruto, and both were drinking Mead.
"T-that is me?" Naruto and Wendy asked themselves.
Edo-Wendy wore long white pants and a light teal strapless shirt that revealed a lot of cleavage.
Edo-Naruto on the other hand wore a Biker getup, including black leather jacket, biking goggles, jeans and gloves, which were sticking out of his jacket pocket. He also had a Tattoo on his cheek of a fox on a motorcycle.
But what made Wendy, Naruto and Charla blush was something that was said towards the two of them.
"Hey, Wendy, Naruto." They turned to see…Nab, wearing a Doctors outfit, waving a pack of something…Naruto and Wendy couldn't quite see what it said. "How long until we can expect the first kid to arrive? Need any more test-sticks?"
Wendy fainted from TMI overdose, and Naruto wasn't far behind her when both realized that the pack contained pregnancy test sticks…what the hell…
Just then they were discovered by a Goth-Emo Lucy, who first went all fangirl on Natsu, welcoming him back, then proceeding to break his back whilst telling him to let her know when he returned.
This continued until a girl with short white hair arrived, telling Lucy to stop bullying Natsu.
The appearance of the girl shocked Natsu and Happy, who just uttered a single word.
"Lisanna."
"Kurama…wasn't Lisanna…" Naruto asked his life-long partner.
"Mira and Elfman's little sister…who died a while ago. If what I gathered was correct, she, Natsu and Happy were…very close…" Kurama whispered back.
Anyway…when Natsu and Happy tried hugging her, they were intercepted by Lucy who turned them into punching bags.
Well, afterwards, the entire group was found and interrogated, with both Narutos and Wendys feeling awkward in the situation…especially when the Edo counterparts nonchalantly said that they were already dating at the Earthland counterpart's age.
Neither Earthland Wendy and Naruto wanted to know what they considered as a 'date'.
Kurama however was happily chatting with the Edo couple whilst the others were being interrogated by Edo Lucy T&I ltd.
This continued until Naruto, Wendy and Natsu finished their tales, at which point the others in the room conceded that this bunch of people were not the people they knew.
Suddenly the alarm went off, making everyone from Edolas freak out, whilst Lucy and Levy started fighting about something.
Suddenly the entire guild started shaking...
Cue Naruto and Natsu suffering from motion sickness.
"I didn't come here for this shit…" Naruto groaned, feeling like he was about to hurl.
Anyway, the shaking was the teleportation device charging up and soon the trembling ended, with the guild now standing in the middle of a desert.
Once there the discussion revolved around who the pursuers were, and Naruto, Wendy and Natsu, as well as the Cats and Kurama were shocked to find that the Erza of this world was called the Fairy Hunter.
"Hmm…wonder I can fight her…" Natsu asked, only for everyone else from Earthland to slap their face…
"You do realise we can no longer use magic here, right?" Charla asked him. Cue Natsu's shocked face at having forgotten that.
Shortly afterwards, the Earthland group prepared to leave, only Edo-Lucy decided to accompany them…after beating Natsu up again for no apparent reason.
The journey through the desert was largely uninterrupted, unless you count the few times Naruto disappeared to go and get some grub for everyone…and the one spar Natsu spontaneously decided to have with Naruto…completely forgetting that Naruto still had access to his Chakra.
Well, 1 minute later a bruised and smoking Natsu was lying barely conscious on the floor with Naruto doing a Captain Morgan pose on him, complete with a look of satisfaction on his face.
The next day Natsu challenged Kurama…enough said.
Eventually they arrived at a small town, where Edo-Lucy led them to a Black Market Merchant, where they purchased some new equipment. Natsu got himself a sword that sets itself aflame, Wendy got herself a container that contained a Wind Lacrima, and Naruto got himself a Claymore sword.
Wendy and Charla giggled at the sight of Naruto carrying a sword that was longer than he was.
Kurama kept quiet about it, but was mentally having a conversation with Naruto…turns out that Naruto wanted a weapon with a large amount of reach, incase they came up against a creature with arms longer than his…also it looked cool.
Happy was outright laughing and Natsu said that there was no way for Naruto to wield such a large sword…with the Black Market Merchant agreeing with Natsu.
Natsu, Happy and the Merchant shut up when Naruto sliced through a wooden block near the entrance with ease.
"Me Likey!" he said, nodding in satisfaction.
…Sometimes he was still such a kid.
Later on they encountered a group of soldiers, and Natsu, being the battle depraved guy he was, charged right in, wielding his flaming sword at Max Power. One swing later and the thing was empty.
Wendy, deciding to give him some help, tried to figure out how her device worked, only to break it and create a tornado that destroyed the entire town district.
Seeing as there was no other way to proceed now that Natsu, and by extension Wendy, had alerted pretty much the entire town Garrison and who knows what else, Naruto charged in…the other direction. The Cats and Kurama were quick to follow.
After Edo-Lucy went all demolition-Fu on the soldiers and Natsu, the trio found Naruto and the Cats at a Café. They later learned that Naruto stole some money from a merchant who was mean to some street orphans.
And the only reason as to why Naruto wasn't subjected to Edo-Lucy's bone-cracking punishment was because he used the Puppy-Eyes Jutsu on her.
Didn't help with Wendy though who gave him a 10-minute-long lecture on proper behaviour, slapping him whenever he got bored to keep his attention on her. She later told him that as punishment she was forbidding him his daily Ramen for a week after they return to Earthland.
The look of horror on Naruto's face would give Kurama a good night's rest for centuries.
Afterwards they went about dodging more patrols, until they encountered a familiar voice calling out. Looking over a wall, they were just in time to see a familiar mop of blonde hair being harassed by soldiers.
"LUCY?!" they all screamed, with Edo-Lucy screaming "ME?!"
Screaming something along the lines of 'Screw this!', Lucy took out a key and, not hearing her friend's shout of 'Magic doesn't work, summoned Aries…who promptly subjected the soldiers to a fluffy heaven with 0 Casualties.
"Why doesn't this work on our soldiers back home?" Lucy asked herself, thinking back on the number of times she tried using this tactic on guards during missions.
"LUCY!" she suddenly heard someone call out her name. Looking up, she saw Natsu, Wendy, Naruto, the Cats and Kurama approach her…followed by…
"ME?!" she screamed as she saw her Edolas double.
"Welcome to my world, bitch." Edo-Lucy said, having said the same damn thing earlier on. "And I am guessing this is your Lucy."
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AND DONE!
Sorry for the short chapter, but I hit a writer's block at the end, so I will need some time to move forward.
Please don't flame me for this.
And please R&R.