Finally a new chapter here!! yay!! well, writing as much as i can before my doom...no computer until i get my tooth out. sheesh, how dumb. stupid thing won't come out anyway!! DX
warnings: pervyness and silliness cuz i'm in a decent mood. :)
Sora sits at his desk once again for the third time, checking his email on his laptop for the second time. He clicks on one that says "Joke." He reads through it.
"A woman goes to a mechanic and asks for a 710 for her car. The mechanic says 'What's a 710?' The woman explains that she is missing that part and now her car won't work. The mechanic is still confused and says 'Why don't you show me? Is it on this car?' The woman says yes and points to it. Click on the attachment to see the mysterious car part!"
Sora clicks on the attachment. It shows a picture of a black knob that says 710 in white bold letters. Suddenly something clicks in Sora's mind. He tilts his head to the side and laughs, he was right. It didn't actually have the numbers "710" on it, it was supposed to say "OIL." Sora forwards the joke to his friends Riku, Kairi, Axel, and Roxas. (A/N: They're not nobodies here so Roxas is still here! Yay…)
After he sends the message, there is a new one. It is from YouTube Service. "axelsbXXXX sent you a video!" Sora wonders who that is, but clicks on it anyways. It says "axelsbXXXX wants to share a video with you." There is a little thumbnail of the video, that is called "MC Pee Pants disses Kingdom Hearts" and there is a video description under that. Then it says "Personal Message" and it says "hey sora it's Roxas. watch this and log on."
"Oh…kay?" Sora says confusedly. He opens up a new window and logs onto the chatroom that Roxas meant. Roxas was already there.
oblivionkb5: hey sora u watch the vid yet?
Sora types back:
happybluesky: no still loading
Finally the little red bar had filled up and Sora clicks on the button with the triangle on it. He watches the 1 minute 47 second long video game disser.
happybluesky: yeah i watched it. it was funny.
oblivionkb5: FUNNY?! they just dissed our work!
happybluesky: so…? It was still funny 3
-redpyro logs onto chatroom-
redpyro: yo wassup
happybluesky: hey axel
redpyro: hey sora. hey my bitch XD
oblivionkb5: shut up axel
redpyro: HELLo to u to bitch :P
happybluesky: haha XD
redpyro: so wuts going on
oblivionkb4: i showed sora the video that dissed us
redpyro: o yeah wasnt it hilarious
oblivionkb5: no it was not!!
happybluesky: yeah it was. he complained about how you took up so much of the game
oblivionkb5: i was only really there for five hours! you had the rest of the game!
redpyro: i think they should have more me
oblivionkb5: shut up axel
redpyro: ok bitch
happybluesky: XD
happybluesky: oh hey, roxas whats up with your utube name?
happybluesky: roxas?
redpyro: oh that 1! yeah roxas is my bitch XD
oblivionkb5: am not! shut up axel!!!!
redpyro: roxas is axelsbitch roxas is axelsbitch
obliviontkb5: SHUT UP
redpyro: my bitch my bitch my bitch
oblivionkb5: STFU STFU STFU
happybluesky: lmao
redpyro: chill
redpyro: bitch
-oblivionkb5 logs off chatroom-
redpyro: aw my bitch left… :'(
happybluesky: i think u majorly pissed him off
redpyro: haha
happybluesky: you otta give him a break sometime
redpyro: but its fun
happybluesky: and it usually results in u 2 screaming at each other
happybluesky: and beating the livng s out of each other
redpyro: thats only roxy. i would never hurt my bitch
redpyro: besides the results of the results usually results in …
happybluesky: 1. that did not make much sense 2. i don't really wanna know how the results resulted in whatever
redpyro: ok
redpyro: sum1 at door…
redpyro: omfg its roxy!
happybluesky: hes gonna skin you alive
redpyro: he'd have to take off my clothes first though. :)
happybluesky: perv. shutup
redpyro: howd he get here so fast
happybluesky: he lives right next door to u in the apartment doesn't he?
redpyro: o yeah…
redpyro: hes gonna break down door if i don't open it…
happybluesky: then go open it!
redpyro: i don't wanna
redpyro: omg he got in!! 8O
happybluesky: gasp… rolls eyes
redpyro: hes glaring at me
redpyro: hes yelling at me as I type
redpyro: hes yelling at me even louder
happybluesky: uh axel? r u alive?
redpyro: how's axel being a perv again?
happybluesky: hi roxas. I told him u'd skin him alive when u got there and he said u'd have to take off his clothes first
happybluesky: Roxas?
redpyro: axel is being a perv here sorry
happybluesky: oh. er ok then bye
-happybluesky logs off chatroom-
Good thing I don't live in the same apartment as those two…Sora thought. He shuts down his laptop and yawns. "It's late…" Sora observes. He changes into his pajamas which was a faded t-shirt and sweatpants and burrows under his covers for the night.
Hehe pervy Axel. X3 lol. Yeah…I originally was just gonna mention that video, but ended up here…Oo well I'm in a good mood. I didn't drown today! Yoshi!! Lol. I mean, I drowned in like what, 4-5' water but I went in the… somewhere between 5-11' deep water and I managed not to drown!! Yay!! My awesome swim skill came back. right…hey look less than 1,000 words! gasp!!!