A/N: Alright guys a few things before we begin.
-First off, I have favor to ask you. To the guys who are PM'ing me links to Jaune/Glynda rule 34... can you please stop?
I'm not joking, there are people who are doing that, and I'm getting kinda tired of my inbox being filled with Jaune/Glynda porn (though I'll admit I did like the ones by the artist minacream XD).
-Secondly, there's a new drunken marriage story out there: "A Drunken Marriage of cookies" by 'nomb8217'.
Alright, let's get to the reason why you're here. Here's chapter 11. Enjoy :)
It's been two hours since the mother of all food fights ended. It took what felt like forever, but was actually an hour, for the 'winning' team to clean up and fix the cafeteria. Afterwards, it took nearly an hour for the rest of team JNPR to shower. So many students were taking showers at once that the water pressure was low and hot water was a gift from Oum. After getting cleaned up, Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren went to the library to get some homework done. When they arrived, they were surprised to see it crowded.
"Wow, I've never seen so many people in the library at one time," Nora commented.
"Yeah," Pyrrha said as she looked around. "Actually it looks like whole teams are here. Is there a group assignment and we forgot about it?"
"I don't think so," Ren said. "Actually, now that I look closely, most if not all of the teams we fought against are here."
Pyrrha blinked in realization. "That's strange. I wonder why."
"Maybe we can ask team RWBY," Nora said as she pointed to a table where said team was and lead the way. "Hello!" she greeted as she sat down across from them.
"Hey," Ruby said weakly as she waved to her friend.
"Hey," the rest of the girls responded and gave a nod or a wave of the hand as they were knee deep in books.
"So, what are you guys up to?" Pyrrha asked as she and Ren sat down across from them.
"Our punishment from Goodwitch," Ruby whined.
"This sucks," Yang agreed.
"Glynda sent a message to everyone's scrolls shortly after the fight," Blake answered. "Every team that was on the losing side has to write a five page essay on improper food waste and how to avoid it."
"Oh," Pyrrha said. "Well, that doesn't seem too bad."
"Five pages per student," Weiss corrected.
"I take it back, that sucks."
"Ha! That's what you get for not being as awesome as us!" Nora cheered.
"Oie! We were kicking your asses!" Yang pointed a finger at her.
"And yet you lost." Nora crossed her arms with a grin.
"Because you guys cheated with Goodwitch!" Yang declared.
"Oh don't be such a sore loser," Nora said with a smirk.
"Combat arena. No weapons, semblance or aura. One v one me gal!" Yang hit her chest in challenge.
"Oh, it is on!" Nora put on foot on the table and pointed to the brawler.
"I don't think Miss Goodwitch would like to find out you guys did an aura-less spar," Weiss commented.
"Fine then," Yang immediately retorted. "Smashing Brothers on the Game Sphere! Destination Finale, no items!"
"Bring it, I will crush you!" Nora smashed her two fists together.
"SHHHHHHHHH!" The librarian and several other students called out, effectively ending the argument. Yang and Nora sat back down, giving each other a knowing smile.
"So how bad was cleaning the entire cafeteria?" Ruby asked.
"Not that bad considering half of the school was cleaning it up," Ren replied as he opened a text book.
"What about the stuff that got on the ceiling?"
"Ren had the brilliant idea of using my semblance to lift some students up with the tables," Pyrrha responded.
"It worked," Ren paused, "until Pyrrha sneezed."
"I said I was sorry!" Pyrrha exclaimed with an embarrassed blush, earning a chuckle from Nora and RWBY.
"Hey, where's Jaune?" Blake asked after noticing that the eighth friend was missing.
"In Glynda's office," Pyrrha replied.
"Still?" Ruby asked.
"Well, he DID technically attack her," Weiss put in her opinion. "Plus Miss Goodwitch accused him of starting the fight first. She doesn't seem like the type to accuse someone without evidence."
"But Nora started it with the cream pie and the apples," Yang said, raising an eyebrow at Nora when she chuckled and rubbed the back of her head nervously.
"Actually, Nora was right," Blake said, pointing to her wiggling bow. "I heard him order her to do it."
"And you didn't warn me?" Yang gasped over dramatically with a hand over her heart. "I thought we were friends Blake."
"You're right, you thought we were," Blake replied with a sly smile as Yang playfully punched her on the shoulder, earning a chuckle from everyone. They sat in silence for a few moments as they all worked on their assignments.
"Y-you guys don't think Jaune is going to be in like, super-super trouble, right?" Ruby asked.
"Of course not," Weiss scoffed. "He might be a dunce," she didn't notice the brief look of Pyrrha staring into her soul, "but he's not an idiot. He rarely does anything wrong to get in trouble, so I think he'll be fine over a food fight mishap."
"But what about before that?"
"Huh?" Everyone looked at Ruby in confusion.
"Remember what Nora and Pyrrha said when Jaune got back? They weren't allowed to say what happened in Vale, so it must have been bad."
"Glynda did give him weird looks for a few days after that," Blake added.
"Exactly! Whatever happened must have been really bad! What if now was like the final tipping point and Jaune gets expelled or something?!"
"Pfffft! Don't be ridiculous," Nora waved a dismissing hand. "There's no way something bad like that would happen to my fearless leader. Everything will be A ok!"
"But-"
"OPP!" Nora pointed a finger at her to silence Ruby's thoughts. "Everything will be fine." Nora effectively ended the conversation there and everyone continued to work in silence. They knew she was right, but in the back of their minds they all were a little bit worried for Jaune.
Jaune sat in silence in his seat across from Glynda's desk. As soon as he got back to his dorm, he showered, redressed himself in clean clothes, and left a note that he was heading to Glynda's office and would be back soon. He waited outside her door for a few moments before entering.
When he arrived at her office he was surprised to see the bookshelves empty, and all of the books scattered all over the floor. He was going to ask what was up, but the look on Glynda's face made him think otherwise. She then instructed him to sit down on the chair for detention and wait while she finished working.
Glynda had a neutral expression on her face as she typed away on her computer, now doubt grading student's performances or something similar. It should have been just like any other detention he got back at home, but it felt a whole lot worse. There was some kind of thick tension in the air that he could describe but knew it was there.
After a few more minutes Glynda turned her chair to look at him, elbows on her desk and her chin resting on her hands.
"Nothing is simple with you anymore, is it?" Glynda said with a neutral expression. Jaune opened his mouth, but then closed it and gave a nervous shrug. He wasn't entirely sure how to respond to that without making it worse. "So Jaune, would you like to explain to me just what happened exactly in the cafeteria to start the food fight?"
"Oh well," Jaune paused for a brief moment. He remembered that Glynda came up to him specifically in the cafeteria. She had to have known somehow that he started it, and her asking him was a test or something. "You caught me, I'm the one that started it," he admitted.
"Hmm, really?" Glynda generally sounded surprised and leaned a little more forward. "Please explain why you would do such a thing," she said a moment later.
Jaune felt a bit of nervousness well up inside of him. But could you blame him? It looked like his wife was staring into his very soul. "Well uh, it was just like any other day in the cafeteria. I was getting lunch with my team. Then Yang stood up and loudly asked me how the 'promise lands' felt."
"I'm sorry, what?" Glynda raised an eyebrow.
"You remember what happened in your class yesterday, right?" He said, looking away from her.
"...oh …right." Of course, why would she think such a thing wouldn't be the main topic of gossip among the students? Jaune didn't notice it, but the bottom of her eye twitched. Suddenly Glynda didn't feel so bad about pelting Yang with that porridge or that bio-weapon was sent towards her in the final storm. It missed her but still. "Please continue."
"So I later noticed that my teammate Nora was tossing food at Yang for her to catch with her mouth, so I... may have told her to aim more for her forehead, use bigger foods, and I made her a cream pie to throw when no one was looking, but it missed and hit Weiss, which prompted a response that started the war." There was a moment's pause. "But I guess you already knew that, right?"
"Actually I didn't," Glynda confessed.
Jaune's eyes widened. "I'm sorry, what?" Glynda only nodded. "B-but-but you came up to me and all but accused me of starting it." He stuttered out quickly.
"I did that because I knew if I accused someone, everyone else would back up the thought that they, in this case you, started it. So I was going to use that so you could get out of the harsh punishments I was going to give everyone else." She answered truthfully. "I figured that just this little hour long detention was enough for you."
"Really?" Jaune asked, honestly surprised, earning a nod and a small smile from Glynda. "I... wow. Thank you, I appreciate that. Oh speaking of which, what did the losing team have to do?" He asked curiously.
"Oh, they each have to write a five page paper on food management. Due tomorrow, and every day it's late adds another page they have to do," Glynda answered with an amused grin. "Though they don't know that last part."
"Wow, that is evil," Jaune couldn't help but chuckle.
"In truth, it's actually no different than my punishment years ago," Glynda muttered.
"Wait, what?" Jaune asked, his head slightly tilted. Glynda's widened when she realized she said that louder than she thought. "Same punishment… you started a food fight once too?"
"Um," Glynda sighed before deciding what's the harm in telling him. "Once during my first year here at Beacon, a food fight started. I tried to stay out of it, but this one student managed to piss me off so much that I got in on the fight just to get back at her. Though, unlike the one earlier, this one was a free-for-all… I also was less restrained back then."
Jaune put his hand over his mouth to hide his chuckling. The thought of a younger Glynda just destroying everyone in her way with nothing but food was almost too much for him. His chuckling made Glynda's smile grow.
"A lot of people lost their pride that day and I gained a fearful reputation… and the punishment of writing a ten page paper on food management," Glynda sighed once more, "and writing a ten page paper on interior layout designs for a cafeteria."
Jaune was almost afraid to ask. "Interior cafeteria design?"
"Let's..." Glynda paused to look down to try and hide her smile at the memory before looking back up. "Let's just say I… may have been overzealous and the whole cafeteria had to be repaired and remodeled."
The image of a smaller Glynda standing in the middle of a ruined cafeteria looking up at a disappointed Ozpin entered his mind. Slowly, Jaune couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing. Glynda eventually joined him. At the time she was scared, but looking back it was one of the most hilarious things that had happened to her.
After a few moments, the two of them calmed down and Glynda glanced at the clock. "It seems an hour has passed. Your detention is over."
"Hmm?" Jaune glanced at the clock too. "Oh," he stood up from his chair, "in that case I'll get go-"
"Not so fast Jaune," Glynda interrupted, making Jaune freeze.
"I-is something wrong?" Jaune asked with slight worry.
Glynda looked back at him with a serious tone, almost all traces of the happiness earlier was gone. "Detention was your punishment for your participation in the food fight. However, I was thinking of a suitable punish for whoever started the fight in the first place. You did admit that you were the one responsible by giving Nora the orders to do so."
"Oh boy," Jaune sighed as he sat back down. "So… what's going to happen?"
"I've had time to think of an appropriate punishment," Glynda readjusted her glasses. "Jaune Arc, for starting the food fight in the cafeteria earlier today, you are-"
"-expelled!" Nora cried in despair from her bed. "I got him expelled!" They returned from the library about an hour ago since it was crowded. Jaune said he would be back at his dorm after he was done at Glynda's office. He still wasn't back yet and Nora was growing worried.
"Nora, I don't think Jaune got expelled," Ren looked up from his desk, trying to reason with his long time best friend.
"Then what do you think happened? He's been gone for hours!" Nora responded. They couldn't call or text him to see what was wrong. Jaune left his scroll in their dorm since he wouldn't be able to use it in detention anyway.
"I think getting expelled is too extreme a punishment for causing a food fight. He probably just has a really, really long detention," Pyrrha tried to reason with her.
"Plus all of Jaune's things are still here," Ren added. "If he was expelled, would he have packed up by now. Besides, Jaune wouldn't leave without saying goodbye to us either."
"Unless he's so mad at me for ratting him out that he just left," Nora muttered from her pillow.
"Ok, now you're just being a silly head," Pyrrha said as she rustled Nora's hair. Ren couldn't help but smile at the sisterly attitude. "Please just take a moment and think it over. Jaune getting expelled and him ignoring you doesn't make much sense, does it?"
"I..." Nora lifted her head up and glanced over to where Jaune's bed and belongings were and took a moment to look at them, "yeah I…. I guess that makes sense," Nora's voice cracked but she sounded alot better.
"Good," Pyrrha cheered. "I have an idea. Since we can't contact Jaune from here, why don't you go to Miss Goodwitch's office and see if he's ok?"
"You know what? I like that idea," Nora said quickly before Ren could intervene. "You're the best Pyrrha! Be right back!" Quickly hugging her red haired partner, Nora rushed out the door.
"You do know you just told Nora to go barge into her office, right?" Ren questioned with a raised eyebrow. Pyrrha just gave him a knowing grin before going back to her work. Ren shook his head with a small smile. His team was insane, and he was ok with that.
Out in the hallway, Nora was in a full sprint towards Glynda's office. An array of ideas were forming in her head, but the main goals were to make sure Jaune wasn't expelled and to take some of the blame off of Jaune by admitting that she was the one to start the fight by being the one who threw the food at Weiss.
She reached Glynda's office door a few minutes later. She waited outside for a moment and took a deep breath to calm herself. She then slowly opened the door and peeked her head in. She expected to see Jaune sitting on a chair opposite of Glynda at her desk.
Instead, her eyes widened and her jaw dropped at the sight of her fearless leader having the evil witch pinned to the floor, and they were kissing each other.
A/N: Oh boy! How did that happen? Find out in the next chapter!
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