Hello! I changed my pen name! It's better now. And slightly more creative.
. .slightly. Actually my really weird subconscious made it up in a dream.
Last night I had a dream that I broke my wrist and had to ride my dog to
Canada. Then I woke up. Then I had a dream I was at the beach, and it was a
happy dream because I wish I could go to the beach. Anyway. . .
Sheba: Hello. Me and Dora are still here, if you haven't forgot, and they're making us constantly bake cookies!
Tai: They're really, really good to, but they need more chocolate chips!
Mini Midget Riku: Chocolate! Chocolate!
Lews Therin: Or else death will come to you! Mwahahaha!
Mini Midget Riku: And the author doesn't own anything, so don't sue. Please. And if you do sue you won't get anything anyway. And we want a copy of Crossroads of Twilight.
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Everyone not form Golden Sun left. Because it was wayyy to confusing. Except Sora. He was regurgitated by the tsunami. Then they defenestrated him. Then he came back, but now he has a broken arm and a banana peel and a cat.
SP(Which could also stand for Simple Plan, but if Simple Plan shows up we're colectivly calling them "Joe III"): Okay, today I have summoned Alex Trebec! Mwahahahaha! And Alex, in order to avoid confusion you are being banished to the netherworld for the rest of the story. Goodbye.
Alex: Noooooooooooo!
Sora's Cat: Meow
Sora: Ahhhh! It lives in my hair!
Alex: Hello all. Today We have another exiting round of Jeopardy. With Mia as a contestant. And, as usual, Buffalo Bill as Camera Man!
Mia: Uh-oh. . .This isn't good. . .Why do they always pick on meee!
Jenna: 'Cause no one likes you. You're an preppy cheerleader.
Mia: Whaaaaaaaaa!!!
Sora: Don't worry Mia, I'm sure the zucchinis like you.
Isaac: *Snickers*
Mia: That's not nice, silent boy! I thought you liked me!
Isaac: No
Jenna: He likes meee!!!
Ivan: Hey, SP left! I'm freeeee! Freedom!! Free!!
Alex: No. SP has put you under my control. There for you will be asking the first question to Mia. Have fun!
Ivan: Erm. . .Okay then. . .Erm. . .Uh. . .
Felix: Hello, get to the question already!
Ivan: Okay, okay. What is the ionization ratio of the airspeed velocity of an egotistical trolly of 100 RAMHPKm with a 20/20 turbo power window washer?
Mia: Uh. . .Mozzarella?
Ivan: No, it is the same as the proton/electron rate of an electric canary at the elevation of three feet under the center of the sun as is expressed by the alignment of the axis of mercury in relation to the 7N quadrant of the galaxy GC.
Jenna: What's GC stand for? Good Charlotte? Gamecube? Giant Cabbages?
Ivan: No, it stands for Grains of Cassiopeia
Jenna: Ohh. . .
Garet: I think the yuppies are eating my brain out. . .
Felix: Yuppies? Don't you mean guppies?
Garet: They're city guppies
Felix: Guppies have cities?
Garet: I dunno. . .
Alex: Wow, what an interesting discussion. Next question!
Sora: CanIgocanIgocanIgo
Alex: I'm probably going to regret this but okay. . .
Sora: Yay!!!!!! My question is uh. . .Help! The sun is rising!
Mia: Uh. . .Sora, that's not a question.
Sora: Oh. . .Okay then. . .If my best friend's girl friend's brother's cousin ate a paper clip what is George W. Bush's middle name?
Jenna: Who is your best friend's girl friend's brother's cousin?
Sora: Me! 'Cause my best friend is Riku, his girl friend is Kairi, her brother is Squall (A/N: Mwahahaha) and I'm his cousin! And I ate a paper clip once.
Mia: Uh. . .Wilbur?
Sora: No, it's Fred. George Fred Bush
Mia: But Fred doesn't begin with a W
Sora: So?
Sora's Cat: Meow
Felix: Well, I don't think anyone knows what Bush's middle name is. Maybe he doesn't know. Maybe really is *W*
Isaac: No
Alex: The president's middle name is to remain a mystery that only the government knows. Otherwise it may be used against him in a not nice way.
Ivan: But what about Abe "Jeff" Lincoln? Or John "Fishman" Kennedy?
Alex: Uh. . .They were flukes. That's why the government had to assassinate them.
Garet: Fishies!!! I like fishies! They are shiny and shiny and shiny and shiny and shiny and shiny and
Felix: Bad Garet!! Go to your room! Now!
Garet scampers off in a random direction which leads him right over the edge of a clift in to the ocean. A large splash is heard, and the almighty god of the sea tosses Garet back mumbling something about pollution.
Garet: Owies! That hurt! I need a care bear. . .
Alex: Okay then. . .you know what, this is getting really boring. You are all the weakest links. Goodbye.
Buffalo Bill: Goodbye.
And they vanished in a puff of egg yolk. And, back from the underworld, it's Alex! Everyone's least favorite Adept!
Alex: That's not nice. And besides, in GS2 I have cool music, so ha.
Jenna: Hey! Where'd you get GS2?
Alex: They have those things in hell.
Jenna: But that would create a weird inter-dimensional plothole!
Alex: Whoops. . .
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Okay, enough of that chapter. I just got my braces off and now I have a retainer and it's really, really weird.
Mini Midget Riku: HIIIIIYYYAAA!!!
Lews Therin: Stop the over use of the almighty caps lock button! We must bow down to it!
mini midget riku: oh. sorry. is this better?
Lews therin: no! 'cause now we don't have capital letters! i think the author is going crazy. stop it! and review.
Sheba: Hello. Me and Dora are still here, if you haven't forgot, and they're making us constantly bake cookies!
Tai: They're really, really good to, but they need more chocolate chips!
Mini Midget Riku: Chocolate! Chocolate!
Lews Therin: Or else death will come to you! Mwahahaha!
Mini Midget Riku: And the author doesn't own anything, so don't sue. Please. And if you do sue you won't get anything anyway. And we want a copy of Crossroads of Twilight.
~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~$~
Everyone not form Golden Sun left. Because it was wayyy to confusing. Except Sora. He was regurgitated by the tsunami. Then they defenestrated him. Then he came back, but now he has a broken arm and a banana peel and a cat.
SP(Which could also stand for Simple Plan, but if Simple Plan shows up we're colectivly calling them "Joe III"): Okay, today I have summoned Alex Trebec! Mwahahahaha! And Alex, in order to avoid confusion you are being banished to the netherworld for the rest of the story. Goodbye.
Alex: Noooooooooooo!
Sora's Cat: Meow
Sora: Ahhhh! It lives in my hair!
Alex: Hello all. Today We have another exiting round of Jeopardy. With Mia as a contestant. And, as usual, Buffalo Bill as Camera Man!
Mia: Uh-oh. . .This isn't good. . .Why do they always pick on meee!
Jenna: 'Cause no one likes you. You're an preppy cheerleader.
Mia: Whaaaaaaaaa!!!
Sora: Don't worry Mia, I'm sure the zucchinis like you.
Isaac: *Snickers*
Mia: That's not nice, silent boy! I thought you liked me!
Isaac: No
Jenna: He likes meee!!!
Ivan: Hey, SP left! I'm freeeee! Freedom!! Free!!
Alex: No. SP has put you under my control. There for you will be asking the first question to Mia. Have fun!
Ivan: Erm. . .Okay then. . .Erm. . .Uh. . .
Felix: Hello, get to the question already!
Ivan: Okay, okay. What is the ionization ratio of the airspeed velocity of an egotistical trolly of 100 RAMHPKm with a 20/20 turbo power window washer?
Mia: Uh. . .Mozzarella?
Ivan: No, it is the same as the proton/electron rate of an electric canary at the elevation of three feet under the center of the sun as is expressed by the alignment of the axis of mercury in relation to the 7N quadrant of the galaxy GC.
Jenna: What's GC stand for? Good Charlotte? Gamecube? Giant Cabbages?
Ivan: No, it stands for Grains of Cassiopeia
Jenna: Ohh. . .
Garet: I think the yuppies are eating my brain out. . .
Felix: Yuppies? Don't you mean guppies?
Garet: They're city guppies
Felix: Guppies have cities?
Garet: I dunno. . .
Alex: Wow, what an interesting discussion. Next question!
Sora: CanIgocanIgocanIgo
Alex: I'm probably going to regret this but okay. . .
Sora: Yay!!!!!! My question is uh. . .Help! The sun is rising!
Mia: Uh. . .Sora, that's not a question.
Sora: Oh. . .Okay then. . .If my best friend's girl friend's brother's cousin ate a paper clip what is George W. Bush's middle name?
Jenna: Who is your best friend's girl friend's brother's cousin?
Sora: Me! 'Cause my best friend is Riku, his girl friend is Kairi, her brother is Squall (A/N: Mwahahaha) and I'm his cousin! And I ate a paper clip once.
Mia: Uh. . .Wilbur?
Sora: No, it's Fred. George Fred Bush
Mia: But Fred doesn't begin with a W
Sora: So?
Sora's Cat: Meow
Felix: Well, I don't think anyone knows what Bush's middle name is. Maybe he doesn't know. Maybe really is *W*
Isaac: No
Alex: The president's middle name is to remain a mystery that only the government knows. Otherwise it may be used against him in a not nice way.
Ivan: But what about Abe "Jeff" Lincoln? Or John "Fishman" Kennedy?
Alex: Uh. . .They were flukes. That's why the government had to assassinate them.
Garet: Fishies!!! I like fishies! They are shiny and shiny and shiny and shiny and shiny and shiny and
Felix: Bad Garet!! Go to your room! Now!
Garet scampers off in a random direction which leads him right over the edge of a clift in to the ocean. A large splash is heard, and the almighty god of the sea tosses Garet back mumbling something about pollution.
Garet: Owies! That hurt! I need a care bear. . .
Alex: Okay then. . .you know what, this is getting really boring. You are all the weakest links. Goodbye.
Buffalo Bill: Goodbye.
And they vanished in a puff of egg yolk. And, back from the underworld, it's Alex! Everyone's least favorite Adept!
Alex: That's not nice. And besides, in GS2 I have cool music, so ha.
Jenna: Hey! Where'd you get GS2?
Alex: They have those things in hell.
Jenna: But that would create a weird inter-dimensional plothole!
Alex: Whoops. . .
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Okay, enough of that chapter. I just got my braces off and now I have a retainer and it's really, really weird.
Mini Midget Riku: HIIIIIYYYAAA!!!
Lews Therin: Stop the over use of the almighty caps lock button! We must bow down to it!
mini midget riku: oh. sorry. is this better?
Lews therin: no! 'cause now we don't have capital letters! i think the author is going crazy. stop it! and review.