Kitty-sama: I don't own bleach, unfortunately.
Renji: why are you eating chips?
Kitty-sama: cuz they taste good.
Renji: c-
Kitty-sama: no.
Renji: why not?
Kitty-sama: cuz these chips are the only things that I have that Hanago isn't able to do so much better than me or that I can't do.
Renji: what's wrong?
Kitty-sama: I'm depressed cuz I can't do anything. Hanago got her pointe shoes and my mom is making me feel like shit for quitting dance… and ahm not good at tennis, and I can't be in the Olympics.
Renji: why?
Kitty-sama: cuz I can't do any of that stuff
Renji: then find something to do.
Kitty-sama: I'll take karate! I'll be this teenage girl among like, six year olds. But I'm willing to do that.
Renji: you're good at writing this story…
Kitty-sama: yah… I guess…
Rukia: moving on! We forgot to announce when the polls close. They close Friday, July 4th at 6:00 central time
Renji: that reminds me…
Renji/Ichigo: who voted for me!
Ichigo: Whoever voted for me is gonna get it! They'd better watch their back!
Renji: for Zabimaru and Zangetsu.
Kitty-sama: I think you two are overreacting a little.
Ichigo: are not.
Renji: we may have to fall-
RANDOM DANCING!!
Kitty-sama: it seems to-day
Rukia: that all you see
Inoue: is violence in movies
Rangiku: and sex on TV
Kitty-sama/Rukia/Inoue/Rangiku: But where are those good old fashioned values, on which we used to rely!
Ishida: …
Renji: ohkay?
Kitty-sama: let's just do reviews
Visit Fictionpress(dot)com, Fanfiction's sister site, for original fiction! It needs a lot more members - more writers and readers, like you guys! :D
-719435
Kitty-sama: Hey, it's a review, it counts.
Renji: …
Ichigo, Byakuya, Renji you guys are complete morons. I'm sorry I can't describe in detail because I'm not alowwed on the cpu for a while :'(. I'll try to sneek on though :)!
-fluffylover119
Ichigo/Byakuya/Renji: look up form fighting are not.
Kitty-sama: aww that sucks. Ah well atleast you're not abandoning us.
I
liked when Gin brought a stick to show and tell LOL
I'm feeling
random today
Ichigo has to dress up as a giant cookie and Yachiru
is gonna want to eat him and he cant defent himself cause I hid his
sword.
Renji has to wear a hotdog suit and yell "Im A
Weenie!"
Byakuya has to mud wrestle with a pig
-ErisedPandaGirl
Gin: why thank you!
Ichigo: …
Kitty-sama: hands Ichigo cookie suit
Ichigo: I'm not even gonna argue with ya this time. Puts on cookie suit
Yachiru: Yaaaaaaay! Cookie! Jumps on Ichigo and bites cookie
Ichigo: I'm glad this suit is protecting me.
Kitty-sama: you know the drill.
Renji: puts on hotdog suit I'M A WEENIE!!
Kitty-sama: that was good practice now go do that outside the building
Renji: walks out door I'M A WEENIE!!
Byakuya: … no.
Kitty-sama: okay, it would appear that we're gonna do this the hard way
Byakuya: define what you mean by the hard way…
Kitty-sama: tobu no ue ni amagumo Kazeneko
Byakuya: gets in mud wrestling pit
Kitty-sama: I thought so.
Pig: Squeeeeeeeeeee!
Byakuya: mommy…
You have a youtube? I'll have to look at it. I don't see why everyone's punishment is not Ukitake-taichou coughing on them, or Komamura-taichou sitting on them. (Take that Renji's bad singing and Uryu's denial!)
-Sheepsama13
Kitty-sama: Renji. Uryu. Come here.
Renji: what?
Ukitake: Ren- cough cough ji fuku- cough cough tai- cough chou…
Kitty-sama: Thanks, Ukitake!
Ukitake: no pro- cough cough cough blem…
Uryu: what.
Kitty-sama: Sit.
Komamura: pants heavily
Kitty-sama: good boy.
Uryu: I can't breathe…
Hiya!
ichigo, you can stop hurting byakushii. Start hurting someone else,
say:
ulquiorra
aizen
a random hobo ( I fear them. Wait, does
Aizen count as a random hobo??)
Oh, push Aizen down a deep dark
shaft please. I hate him. And Tousan. G'bye, peoplez!
P.S.: Gin,
Hanataro, you guys still rock. Oh, Ichigo, face the facts. You are a
strawberry. Deal with it.
-animeviewer62
Ichigo: This's gonna be fun.
Ulquiorra: gulp
Kitty-sama: I hate Ulquiorra so he's gonna die.
Ichigo: chases Ulquiorra around studio
Byakuya: whOO
Aizen: I am not a random hobo
Kitty-sama: yes you are.
Aizen: …
Tousen: did someone call me?
Kitty-sama: no one called ya, but animemaster62 did write something about ya.
Tousen: what?
Kitty-sama: she hates you
Tousen: …
Kitty-sama: Aizen, tousen, why don't cha follow me…
Aizen/Tousen: follow kitty-sama
Tosen: keeps walking into deep dark shaft
Aizen: runs up to edge of shaft Tousen! Are you-
Kitty-sama: pushes Aizen down shaft good riddance
Renji: closes shaft's lid
Gin: ha ha ha ha ha! I OWN!
Renji: still doesn't get it
Hanataro: hee hee!
Ichigo: In the process.
Ulquiorra: unfortunately.
Sorry if I confused ya, but animeviewer62 and animemaster62 are the same person. sorry.
-animemaster62
Kitty-sama: figured as much
Rukia: time for today's part 2!
Kitty-sama: I forgot to tell you, but today is "Ask A Captain"
Rukia: so we have gathered all of the captains to ask them questions about their personal life.
Kitty-sama: We will go in order of squad.
Rukia: So, what's it like to be the soutaichou?
Yamamoto: it's kinda nice, actually.
Kitty-sama: do you enjoy bossing around shinigami?
Yamamoto: yes.
Rukia: thought so. Kay. Next!
Kitty-sama: Soi Fon. What was it like to be betrayed by yoruichi?
Soi Fon: it was horrible. Sobbing
Yoruichi: It's kay, soi fon. I'm here.
Soi fon: yay!
Rukia: do you love yoruichi?
Soifon: like an older sister!
Kitty-sama: cool. Next!
Rukia: Unohana! Why did you choose to heal people?
Unohana: it was just my zamapkuto's power. I didn't choose it.
Kitty-sama: do you ever get to fight?
Unohana: no. and that kinda sucks.
Rukia: next.
Kitty-sama: Bya-kun, do you ever order Rukia to do housework?
Byakuya: no, she's a noble.
Rukia: he's lying. I clean more than the servants.
Kitty-sama: Byakuya, go back to your closet.
Byakuya: fine.
Rukia: next.
Kitty-sama: komamura, are you okay with being a dog?
Komamura: do I have a choice?
Rukia: good point. Who bathes you?
Komamura: usually Kenny, cuz he always gets all the fleas…
Kitty-sama: next!
Rukia: why do you hang out with hoars?
Kyoraku: they're hot and it's fun to-
Kitty-sama: enough information.
Rukia: why do you keep hitting on Nanao?
Kyoraku: She's hot.
Kitty-sama: next.
Rukia: Why are you a kid?
Toshirou: I'm NOT A KID YOU-
Kitty-sama: reminding you that I'm here. You're cold as ice.
Toshirou: just ask the next question.
Kitty-sama: I did. I said you're cold as ice. Next!
Rukia: Why do you beat people up?
Kenny: cuz it's fun.
Kitty-sama: why is Yachiru your lieutenant?
Kenny: cuz she's like my little sister.
Rukia: next!
Mayuri: will you be my test subject?
Kitty-sama: no I ask the questions here.
Rukia: Why are you crazy.
Mayuri: I'm not.
Kitty-sama: next.
Rukia: why are you sick all the time?
Ukitake: I don't know.
Kitty-sama: why did you want to save Rukia?
Ukitake: she's in my squad
Kitty-sama: dismissed. Done.
Rukia: that's it for today. Next episode: Ask A Lieutenant.
Kitty-sama: be sure to visit our homepage at bleachinthemorning(dot)wetpaint(dot)com.
Rukia: I made the reviewers muffins!
Kitty-sama: bye bye!
Ichigo: I'm a strawberry.
Kitty-sama: hey Renji?
Renji: with full mouth what?
Kitty-sama: where'd ya get that chili dog?
Renji: kitchen.
Rukia: Kitty-sama? can you take me to red, white and boom with ya?
Kitty-sama: if you go as a shinigami.
Renji: can I go to red white and boom too? Wait what is it?
Kitty-sama: it's Kenny, Toshirou, and Ganju. It's a summer concert dumbass. And same as I told Rukia.
Ichigo: SAVE ME FRO-
Kitty-sama: NO! bad Ichigo! Oh shit is the camera still rolling? TURN IT OFF!!