Hello my wonderful readers! Happy almost new year!

Thanks to: Iwant2beAcookie, fraz hopper, Sapphire-sama Dreamer, Mello13, and xfanglover4lifex

Disclamer: I dont own the akatsuki but i do own a bag of m&ms ^_^

On with the story!

(Nat POV)

I woke up and looked over to see Missy still asleep.

How she can sleep so long I have no idea.

I slowly and quietly walked out of the room and closed the dooe. I walked down the steps and saw Pein and Konan awake and sitting at the kitchen table.

Oh great. Just my luck that those two are the only ones awake.

"Good morning Konan, Pein-sama."

"Good morning Natalie-san." Konan said

She's so cute!

"Please just call me Nat. Natalie-san just sounds to formal for me."

"Okay." Konan replied while Pein stayed silent.

"How did you guys sleep?"

"We slept very well. Nat, do you mind if I ask you something?" Konan asked.

"Sure go right ahead."

"Are you and Missy dating?"

I nearly choked on air.

"No why would you think that?"

"Well you two just seem really close and are very protective of each other."

"Well I am Bi but me and Missy are just really close friends."

"I see."

"I'm hungry I doubt that either of you know how to cook."

"Sadly no." They both replied.

"Well I guess I'm just coming to have to cook." I said loudly.

"Why did you…"

"Shh!" I held up my hand and counted down 3…2…1.

"NATALIE! STAY AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!" Missy yelled as she ran down the stairs.

"That is how you wake Missy up with out getting hit." I said.

"Yeah yeah yeah just stay away from the kitchen. Last time you tried to cook food went everywhere!"

"It's true I am very bad at cooking." I said while smiling.

Missy walked into the kitchen to start cooking breakfast.

"Do you guys like waffles?" Missy asked.

"Yeah we like waffles." I sang."

"Do you like pancakes?" Missy sang smirking.

"Yeah we like pancakes!"

"Do you like French toast?"

"No, no I don't like French toast at all."

Missy just laughed at me and went back to cooking while Pein and Konan just stared at us. I went and sat down at the table.

"So do you guys have any idea why you are here?"

"Well we have a theory." Pein said.

"Are you going to tell me?"

"Only if you tell me how much you guys actually know about us." Pein replied.

"For that you should ask Missy. She is a much bigger Narutard then me."

"I heard that Nat!"

"You know its true!"

"Shut up!"

"Either way one of you will tell me how much you know."

"Fine. Now tell me how do you think you got here."

"Well before we got here, Zetsu said that he saw Orochimaru outside the bas. I'm pretty sure that he did some type of jutsu. Now the question is how do we get back?"

"You want to leave already?" I asked sounding hurt.

Of course they would want to leave as soon as possible. Its not like they came here on purpose.

"Well we have no idea if we can even go back at all."

That makes me happy to hear.

"Hey whore! Wake everybody else up! Breakfast is almost ready!"

This will be fun.

"If they try to kill me will you call them off pein?"

"Yeah."

"Sweet!"

I ran back to Missy's room and grabbed the marshmallow shooter that she had. I filled it up and ran to find the rest of the akatsuki. Itachi and Kisame were sleeping in Missy brother's room. I slowly opened the door careful not to let it squeak. I took aim and fired. Right into Kisame's face. He bolted out of bed and was ready to attack. I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing. Next was Hidan since he was in the next room. I took aim again and it was another perfect hit!

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?" Hidan yelled waking everybody else.

"Damnit Hidan! It was my job to wake everybody up!"
Hidan glared at me.

"Well tome to run! Goodbye!"

I ran downstairs and into the kitchen just in time to see Misys having a coughing fit.

She is starting to get sick. That's what happens when you go outside at 12 and start crying!

I waited till Missy stop coughing to speak.

"Missy," She stiffened

"Yes?"

"Are you starting to get sick?"

"No, why would you ask that? It's just my allergies acting up again."

She's lying to me.

"Really?"

"Yes."

Wow. She's really good at lying. She didn't even blink nor stutter.

"Okay, just take it easy f it gets worse."

"Yeah yeah yeah Nat. Man you're starting to sound like my mom. Now help me carry this food into the other room."

I grabbed a plate of waffles and some syrup while Missy carried pancakes and bacon. When we got to the table the akatsuki were already sitting down and I realized there wasn't enough chairs nor room for us.

"Um, Missy where are we going to sit."

Missy looked around the table.

"I have no idea."

"We could sit on one of there laps."

"Fuck yeah!" Hidan yelled.

"I'm not sitting on your fucking lap after what happened last time!"

"Awwww man." Hidan said while he sulked.

"You can sit on my lap, un."

"Go for it Missy!" I whispered in her ear.

She just blushed but sat on Deidara's lap anyway.

Now where am I going to sit?

"You can sit on my lap if you want." Surprisingly Pein said.

"Okay." I sat on Pein's lap and began eating my breakfast peacefully, until Missy sneezed for the 10th time in 5 minutes!

(Missy's POV)

After I sneezed for the 10th time I knew that was starting to get annoyed at me. I also knew that she didn't believe it was my allergies acting up. Curse her for being able to know when I lie to her!

"Are you okay, un?"

Great even Deidara is worried about me!

"Yeah I'm fine."

Yeah right I'm fine. I feel like shit!

"You sure, un?"

"Yes I'm sure."

Why is everybody worried if I'm okay or not? I don't want anybody worrying over me.

"You know you shouldn't lie to people, un."

"I'm not lying to anybody."

"Really, un? Then how come your forehead is burning up?"

Is that what that extra weight was?

"I told you Missy! I knew that you weren't okay!"

"Be quiet! Now that you know I'm sick I may as well tell you that I have a head ach too!"

"Missy, what am I going to do with you? You need to head upstairs and go back to bed."

"Don't want too, Dei's comfy."

I leaned back onto Deidara's chest and fell asleep.

(Deidara's POV)

Missy is so…different. Why wouldn't she tell anybody that she wasn't feeling good? More importantly why would she lie about it?

"Did she fall asleep?" Nat asked.

"Yeah, un."

"Well can you stay there for a little bit and let her sleep? I would really appreciate it."

"Sure, un. How come she wouldn't tell any of us she wasn't feeling well and how come she lied about it?"

"Well for some reason Missy doesn't like people worrying about her so she keeps a lot of things to herself."

"That's not a good thing to do, un."

"I know. I have told her that thousands of times yet she does it anyway."

"I have a fucking question."

"Yes Hidan."

"Is fucking bipolar or something like that?"

"No she isn't bipolar. She is just different in her own unique way. Itachi, can you take Missy off of Deidara and take her up to her room and put a damp rag on her head?"

"Hn."

"Thank you."

"Hn."

"Now fucking what?"

"Well we could…"

"No we are not going to dance again!" everybody yelled.

"Damnit."

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