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Here's another chapter of WILFS. Hope you guys enjoy!
291. Parents obviously have failed at teaching their kids about "stranger danger" because they will happily welcome creepy clowns in their house at night and invite 2 strange men into their homes because they say they are "Teddy Bear doctors".
292. Teddy bears can be suicidal.
293. The Trickster has style.
294. Dean is a sucker for happy endings.
295. Archangels have an odd sense of humor.
296. Dean knows what a 1st Edition Asian porn magazine would go for on Ebay.
297. Dean still prays to Castiel.
298. "Well he puts the ass in Cas."
299. Sam is a hag-magnet.
300. "Hi, I'm Meg, I'm a demon."
301. "You know, I get why Crowley calls you moose now."
302. Cas remembers the pizza man.
303. Meg has the hots for Cas. And by hots, I mean she wants to "order some pizza and move some furniture around."
304. Meg is Crowley's favorite chew toy.
305. Castiel has been poking Crowley's boys and not in a sexy way.
306. Sam and Dean are Timon and Pumba.
307. "Stop putting salt in my game and mind your own business."
308. Paying more cash gets you more.
309. Three pubescent teenagers are the future of hunters.
310. Never trust a guy who wears a sweater.
311. Dean's really not that old.
312. Kevin holding a frying pan makes Dean uneasy.
313. Kevin needs to up his anxiety meds.
314. Reapers are like hell coyotes.
315. Good guys go to the penthouse.
316. Gate-crashing a Winchester seriously blows.
317. Patience isn't one of Crowley's virtues; well, he doesn't have any virtues but if he did, patience certainly wouldn't be one.
318. It's okay for Reapers to freelance but not with the Winchesters.
319. Purgatory is Hell adjacent.
320. Winchester jumbo-size is trying to break into the mothership.
Alrighty! I've already got the next chapter started so hopefully it'll be posted soon. Leave a review of what you think or your suggestions!
Later gators!
-Elly