Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
A while ago with group two before the explosion…
Naruto wanted to move. The problem though, was that he wasn't allowed to move. Trying to look inconspicuous, he quickly looked around, to see how the others were doing. So far, no one had fallen yet, but Hidan had gotten 2 more buckets of cold water for trying to move, and then swearing once Vianey had poured water over him, earning him another pail.
It didn't quite help Naruto since said Janitor was currently staring at him from under the shady tree. Lucky. Naruto himself was sweating in the glaring sun. He had to try to keep himself from fidgeting, but anymore of heat, and he might just 'fall' and get a bucket of blissfully cold water. It wasn't like he could get sick from it anyways, thanks to good ol' fuzz ball inside him.
Said fuzz ball growled.
In fact, Naruto would have already tried to fall if it weren't for two reasons;
1- If he fell, the blonde guy who fainted earlier would fall too, thus also receiving a bucket of water. Judging by the way the clay artist was glaring at him, Naruto sure as hell didn't want to feel his wrath if Deidara got mad at him for indirectly soaking him.
2- Kakashi-sensei would probably see through the fall and end up making Naruto do something that he REALLY didn't like, like make him bathe in the extremely hot part of the hot springs, make him clean up the Inuzuka compound (they had done it before, and needless to say, Naruto never wanted to clean that place again), make him read his… book, if you could even call that filthy perverted thing a book. There was even worse though; Naruto mentally shuddered at the thought.
Calling Itachi over to put him in a Tsukiyomi where he has to watch all his friends eat Ramen while he had to clean the Inuzuka's dog compound.
With that thought, Naruto decided that he wasn't going to end up falling today.
The problem is, he was having a very tough time not fidgeting or making a sound. You see, it's very hard to not move while being stared at, and since said action was being done to Naruto, he was now trying very hard not to cave into the pressure.
Should he move and risk the Ino-looking guy and Kakashi-sensei's wrath, or should he stay still and feel pressured from the staring of the janitor?
Naruto kept on mentally debating, until he was suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted. He toppled over, shocked and feeling very creeped out. Deidara on the other hand, was wildly flailing his arms, in an attempt to not fall and explode the bombs he was holding on himself.
'Did… Did she just… moan at me?'
Then Naruto fainted.
"HOLY MOTHER OF SODA DRINKS HMMM!" yelled Deidara as he could no longer keep his balance, and fell, tossing the bombs into a tree, where they exploded.
Kakashi, seeing the two fall (and hearing the moan as well), quickly jumped away from the tree he was currently sitting in, narrowly avoiding the attack, but dropping his book into the blast by accident.
'My precious icha icha books…', Kakashi mentally sobbed. 'I'll avenge you, my sweet, don't worry.'
"Deidara, Naruto. It seems you have both fallen", started Kakashi, calmly.
"Hey, it's his entire fault, un! Ask him hmmm! Well, he's out of it right now, I dunno why though yea…", yelled, Deidara, pointing at the unconscious Naruto on the ground.
"Well, you still moved in the end though, didn't you?" stated Kakashi nonchalantly.
"Yeah, because of the unconscious blonde idiot un! It's not my fault this is how you set us up to stand hmmm, and it's not my fault he fell, yea!" cried Deidara indignantly.
"But it still stands that you moved", said Kakashi menacingly. He would get his revenge on the clay bomber in the name of all icha icha books.
"So if you were told not to jump in the water, and someone pushes you in, does that mean it's the person who got pushed ins fault hmmm?" demanded Deidara angrily.
The copy nin clone cocked his head to the side and pretended to think about it.
"Yup", he agreed cheerfully.
"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF JOUNJIN ARE YOU, HMMM? EVEN LEADER-SAMA IS BETTER THAN YOU YEA. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO DUNK ME INTO COLD AS HELL WATER ("That's an oxymoron." "I DON'T GIVE A FLYING PIECE OF SHIT HMMM") , THUS MESSING UP MY EYE SCOPE AND HAIR AND CLAY? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK AOUT YOUR DUMB LOGIC HMM? THIS IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT YEA", yelled Deidara furiously, nearly screaming.
He reached into his pockets, and taking out a wad of clay, started chewing it with his hands, all the while grinning maniacally. At this point, Hidan, who knew how strong his bombs were, started to back away from Deidara with his scythe held in front. After everyone else began to realize what was about to happen, they followed closely in suit, Sakura dragging Naruto away as well.
Out of deidara's hand popped out a tear drop shaped bomb with a face and arms. He threw it in the air, and everyone watched as it grew bigger and bigger, their expressions slowly changing to fear once the bomb began to fall back down. Deidara grinned.
"HAVE A TASTE OF MY ART HMM! MY C3! AND I THINK ART… IS A BLAST HMM! KATSU!"
Everyone watched in horror, as the bomb exploded.
Right before the explosion touched the ground, Vianey said, "…I'm still getting paid, right?"
A/N: Ah. Well, I don't really like this chapter much. Credit to YukiTenVianey for giving me the staring at Naruto idea. Well, I might not update in a long time, so yeah.