So Kaoru chapter! YAY! I'm updating like a month earlier than I usually do! Okay saw two movies in the past twenty four hours! 'HAIRSPRAY' and 'BECOMING JANE' both amazing movies. I totally am telling you to see them! By the way….Zac Efron is hawt…… but whatever. On with the……fic? Haha love you guys…..REVIEW DAMMIT! By the way, A reader pointed out that I spelled Kyoya's name wrong! Sorry! I debated on the whole Ootori or Ohtori. It is in fact Ohtori. I apologize, I've been to lazy to pull out my volumes and find the last names. I know…..I suck. I've failed you guys and I'd appreciate it if you could manage to forgive me.

Kaoru Ending

Haruhi finished all the manga that filled the box and was disgusted! All the girls threw away who they were for a guy! Or girl! They lost who they were in the process! She decided that if she ever read another one of those vile beings that she'd burn her food and eat it. She really despised burnt food. It was too crispy for her tastes. She noticed that it was 1 in the morning. After she looked at the clock she started feeling light headed and tipped over into sleep. Luckily, there was a pillow waiting for her precious head.

She awoke the next morning to the smell of burnt food. There standing in her kitchen was Kaoru trying to make her eggs. He failed utterly. There in the once clean pan was a smelly fowl being. She almost swore that it moved. Kaoru noticed that his princess was up and chuckled "Sorry but….I decided to do something nice but….our chefs always do the cooking."

Haruhi nodded. She still was half-asleep and couldn't fully comprehend what exactly was happening to her. She noticed that a blanket was wrapped around her and a soft pillow lay where her head once was. She looked around to make sure that the calmer of the Hitachiin twins didn't mess up her apartment anywhere else. She saw no damage and believed it was safe to approach the kitchen.

"You….burned….my eggs!" She hissed. She spent hard earned money on those eggs. They weren't cheap! He was going to pay for destroying at least…..4 of HER EGGS!?!?!?!? Oh, he was dead.

"I'm sorry! I'll buy you better quality and more than I burned! I promi…." He was cut off by a spatula almost cutting off his head. Good thing he was a champ at dodgeball or he might be lying decapatated on the floor right now. Haruhi had an extermely pissed off aura surronding her petite form. It appeared as if she was engulfed by flames. She hissed/yelled "EMPTY PROMISES! DIE!"

Random objects were thrown his way but he managed to doge every single last fork, knife, rice cooker, spoon, cutting board and pop can. She had to throw something heavier and larger. It was the only way that she could avenge those poor eggs. Haruhi was very serious when it came to eggs especially if you burnt them.

"Haruhi…..I'll get you……a monkey! Just please….no more throwing things at me!" He got on his knees and begged.

"Get me four packs of two dozen eggs….and I'll forgive you. No Monkey! I do not need to clean up after more of them, I already know 5!" She told him sternly. He nodded his head but then asked "Five…..Who are the five?"

"You, Hikaru, Tamaki, Hunny and my father," She rolled her beautiful eyes. He nodded and asked "Want to go get them now?" She gave him a curt nod and pushed him out the door and mumbled "I have to change," To him. He gladly waited until she finished and noticed her wearing something different from her usually baggy clothes. She wore a purple tank-top that clung to her upper body and a black skirt that ruffled down to just above her knees. She put a clip in her hair and she looked positively adorable.

"W-wh-why are you dressing up?" He managed to get out. She looked up at him after locking her door. She sighed before explaining "I know wherever we're getting eggs is going to be way upper class since you rich bastards don't understand saving money."

"We understand but we do not choose to apply it. We don't have to." He told her as he led her down the stairs. She noticed no car or limo and raised an eyebrow. He chuckled "I got dropped off. I didn't want Hikaru to wonder why there was one less car when he woke up, you see he sleeps in. Lately, we've been waking up together less and less. It makes me a little sad but I guess it's finally time to open up our world to outsiders."

"So not waking up together is a way of opening up your world? A little….messed up but whatever." She told him.

"I'm planning on being cheap and taking you to your supermarket. But before we go egg hunting, would milady like to go out with me to brunch?" He bowed. Haruhi smirked "Get up you idiot. I'll accept but just because I'm starving!"

They walked to a somewhat fancy restaurant. She was surprised one was near where she lived. This was a "commoner" zone. It didn't really make any sense why it was here but she found that it was quite busy. A skinny guy probably no older than 18 led them to their table for two. He told Haruhi if she needed anything at all she could just tell him. Kaoru a tad pissed told him to "Fuck off," in a somewhat polite manner. The host stalked back to his podium at the door to the restaurant and gave the younger twin a fierce glare.

Haruhi asked "Why'd you do that?" She didn't really understand why Kaoru didn't like the guy. She thought he was being quite nice.

"He was trying to hit on you." He told her bluntly. Her eyes widened and whispered "You're kidding me! That is a form of hitting on someone?" She was bewildered. She remembered that happening a few times when she went out with her dad. Her father would always ask politely if he could talk to them in private and the waiter or host wouldn't return to their post that night. She just realized what had happened all those times.

"You're an oblivious idiot. You know that right?" He sighed in astonishment. How could she not realize that those jerks were hitting on her?

"I'm actually told that quite often! You and Hikaru say it all the time. Hunny says it every once in awhile and Mori just thinks it. Kyoya will tell me whenever the time is right and Tamaki is too much of an idiot to notice anyways. It's just how we work." She gave a small thoughtful smile near the end.

"You really do pay attention to some things, don't you?" Kaoru chuckled. She gave a slight nod and let out a sigh. "What's wrong?" He asked.

"I just realized that you and I don't talk enough. Whenever people try and associate me with the host club they always use Hikaru or Tamaki and sometimes Kyoya as examples but never you. People never talk about Hunny or Mori so that doesn't count. For some reason, I feel extremely comfortable with you," She herself chuckled.

Kaoru let out a sigh "It's simple, you love me." Haruhi's eyes widened and then looked to the corner of the ceiling in thought. Her eyes once again widened and grew a small smile "You sure about that?"

"Positive," He grinned. Haruhi smacked his shoulder and rolled her eyes. Kaoru started laughing but was glared at by the old couple beside them. Kaoru muttered a "Sorry," to the elderly couple and turned back to Haruhi. She asked "Are we seriously eating here? I could make something, much better." She scoffed. She hated when people thought little of her culinary skills.

"I myself have wanted to leave since…..he talked to you." Kaoru used his thumb to point where the host was standing flirting with one of the waitresses. Kaoru had the burning urge to punch the guy who tried to flirt with his Haruhi. Haruhi sighed and was about to get up but Kaoru being very gentlemanly helped her. Haruhi wished she could snort but she knew that the old couple would glare at her after such a kind gesture.

"So, your house?" Kaoru asked as they exited the restaurant. Kaoru gave the host a nice glare as he wrapped his arm around Haruhi's slim waist. Haruhi shook her head "I just wanted to get out of there. The old people smelled like onions and the old bat glared at me after you swore when I wasn't even the one cussing!" She protested.

"Maybe she was jealous of the handsome man across from you?" He suggested raising his eyebrows jokingly.

"What handsome man? All I saw was an ugly monkey." She smirked as his ego power trip was cut off really quickly.

"Monkey see, monkey do." He pointed to a woman in her twenties scratching her ass. He then followed by scratching his very own. He pointed to a young boy who was picking his nose. Kaoru did the exact same but didn't wipe it on his designer clothes. He then started talking about how Toji was cheating on Kumiko with their son's nanny. He obviously was imitating the pack of cackling gossip queens to his right.

"Okay, you're not a monkey. You're an extremely sexy guy." She rolled her eyes as they rounded a corner but ran into the rest of the host club. She jumped into an alley pulling Kaoru with her. She started muttering to herself "Please let them not have seen us," over and over again. She noticed Kyoya give a side glance to the alley that the pair was currently hiding in. He didn't stop but kept moving on. Luckily, Kyoya didn't truly care for whatever was in the alley. He thought it was a group of bums fighting over cheese.

"Okay, we're safe." She sighed out of relief. Kaoru muttered "Safe from what? Them finding out? Or have you not chosen yet? Do you want me to make it less hard by pulling myself out of the race?" He wasn't Hikaru but he picked up some of the temper issues finally.

"Kaoru, do you want them to find out while we're on a date?" She asked annoyed. Kaoru was pissing her off. Couldn't he tell that she had chosen him? She already confessed to the comfort thing! Wasn't that enough to satisfy him?

"So are you saying you've already picked?" He was trying to get a straight answer from the brown haired girl.

"It's you, you idiotic rich bastard." She mumbled. He really should learn how to not pick things up from his brother.

"Get up," Kaoru said grinning like an idiot. He stood up and helped her get her small frame up from the dirty ground. He held her hand and dragged her down the street where their fellow host club members went. Haruhi was having a hard time breathing, she knew exactly what he was planning on doing. She attempted to drag her heels but that was a failed attempt. He just kept dragging her along. He then smiled back to her as he dragged her "It's for pushing into a dirty alley way. Payback really sucks….doesn't it?"

She growled but then saw the tall frame of Mori, the blond man on his shoulders, the dark mane of Kyoya, the bright hair of Hikaru and the blond head of Tamaki. Haruhi started taking deep breaths and before she knew she had walked past them and Kaoru was no longer dragging her. They were walking side by side and swinging their hands that were joined by his tight grip.

"Kaoru…what are you…."She was cut off by Hikaru tackling the boy beside her. He started punching his younger brother and yelling "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!?!?" Mothers began covering their children's ears and walking away as briskly as they could.

Haruhi's eyes had widened greatly. She tried to stop them but was stopped by a hand on her shoulder, the hand belonged to Tamaki who sighed "Hikaru needs to get rid of his feelings somehow. This is his way of expressing them to you….I guess or he's getting rid of all the pent-up tension you put us all through." Tamaki gave out a forced chuckle but was clearly holding back tears. He then mumbled "Go on my little butterfly! Fly away!" Tamaki started throwing his arms in the air and luckily most people had moved on to the other side of the street to avoid the fight and the blonde's arms hit no one.

Tamaki finally went into an alleyway and cried. Mori went to comfort him but was also going to punch some walls in to get rid of his hurt. Kyoya was just playing it cool even though he was hurting inside. He told Haruhi "You're debt is gone, I'd appreciate it if you stayed. We need some more money for the next event and….." He was cut off by Haruhi who told him "Sure," Kyoya went into the alleyway to pull "Father" out from his mushroom farm that he already started growing.

Hunny came up behind her and sniffed "If Kao-chan ever hurts Haru-chan…..Kao-chan is as good as dead….'kay?" He ended somewhat brightly. Haruhi nodded as Hunny went to go help Mori break some bricks. Hikaru finished punching his younger brother and whispered "Why?"

"Because I love her," Kaoru told him simply. Hikaru got up off his younger brother and helped the younger Hitachiin up. Kaoru hung his head low and apologized. Hikaru scoffed "You got the girl…be happy!" He then patted his brother on the back and told them "I'm going to make sure none of those idiots are planning on punching a wall in so…have fun!" He pushed the couple together and disappeared into the now extremely dark alley.

"So….now what do we do?" Kaoru asked scratching the back of his head. Haruhi was a little surprised how all of them reacted but told him "Supper, my place?"

"If anyone hits on you on the walk home….can I beat them up? I mean me being chivalrous let my own brother beat me up. I could have taken him." He smirked. Haruhi rolled her eyes as she grabbed his hand and they walked in the direction of her apartment.

Kaoru End

Wow……One more done! HOORAY!

I'm tired so……yeah…..

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Furry Out!