Ice: …/gazes off in a brain dead manner and drools/
Shino: Is she thinking about me again?
Hinata: I don't know.
Kaity: I do…
Both: What?
Kaity: Kittens. Sweet, sweet kittens.
Ice: awwwwwwww….they're so cuuuuuttteee!
Shino: ………………………/hits her over the head again/
Hinata: Yeeeaaahhh…Shino, your turn.
Shino: She doesn't own the Jonins, or any other product placement she puts in here.
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Blah, blah, blah, funny opening KAKASHI STOP READING YOUR FUCKING PORN AND GET ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
"But I wanna see what happens after the cliffhanger…!" He Cartman-like whined.
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS! GET WITH IRUKA, ASUMA, GAI, ANKO, AND KURENAI AND START THE DAMN CHAPTER
"Are you PMSing again?"
…Maybe.
"Go hug your Shino doll."
I don't have one; I doubt they sell them. Really, I don't.
"…oh…well…I should get on with the chapter…"
Yeah, but I have to stall for like, ten more sentences before I do, or else it'll seem shorter.
"Really? That kinda sucks for the fans."
Well, what are ya gonna do?
"Get on with the chapter."
…Touché.
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"Hey Kakashi! Did you know the author likes us as a pairing?!" Anko said ADD-like.
"Awesome." He said, reading his filthy, filthy porn.
"I was the one who puked in your car after the Christmas party."
"Whu-?"
"Nothin'!" She smiled innocently. And then, since this is really getting annoying, Iruka, Kurenai, Asuma, Gai came out of absolutely nowhere.
"Hey, wanna get on the internet?" Asuma said, not really giving a crap.
"Whatever." Kakashi followed them, bumping into various objects from not looking up from his book.
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"I want to see if what young Lee told me is correct! That he and I have been shown having sexual relations!" They all gave sick looks.
"Euhh…" Iruka was the first to say. That…was sick. Very, very sick.
"Yeaaaah, anyway, look it up." Anko said. She just wanted to type her name in. As they conversed throughout, they almost didn't hear the large –thump- on the floor.
"The hell was that?" They looked down at a passed out form of Might Gai. Kakashi laughed.
"Heh, let's draw stuff on his face." But soon, his eye grew large.
"Oh my fucking god." There was a picture of him and Lee...um…okay screw this. Lee was giving a man twice his age a fucking blowjob. There.
"Dude." Asuma said. That…that was just nasty. Kakashi just threw up then and there.
"I ain't cleaning that up." Asuma said.
"…" Anko typed in her name. She was…kinda pleased…and kinda not.
"I'm in all these cool poses…but…my boobs…they're…" Kurenai's face also turned green.
"ASUMA AND I ARE CANON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHY THE HELL AM I MAKING OUT WITH ANKO?!" She stormed off. Anko joined Kakashi in throwing up her breakfast. The guys…were pleased. They were on the floor dying happily.
Three hours later…
"Iruka, type your name in."
"Hell no!"
"I'll give you five dollars…"
"…okay." Iruka took the five dollars from the newly rejuvenated Kakashi. He immediately passed out.
"What the crap?" Kakashi looked at the picture of him and Iruka naked hugging. He was going to kill something.
BUY A WII…
Anyway,
"Awesome killing yaoi fangirls or whatever attack!-no jutsu." Every Yaoi fangirl in an eighty mile radius was killed. Kakashi passed out somehow. Only Asuma was left, and he did the smart thing and walked away.
He had to get Ino from the insane asylum, anyway.
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Moral: God doesn't love these characters.
The more you know…
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Ice: Kittens…
Shino: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP!
Ice: Fine/squishes his favorite bug, Herbert, then traps him in a giant clear see-through ball/
Shino: NO! YOU EVIL BITCH!
Ice: eh…
Kaity: Hey, everyone up for doughnuts?
Hinata: Sweet, sweet doughnuts.
Shino: Hey, guys? What about me?
Ice: …/ignores/ anyway, R&R and give me character ideas! No flames!