Aki: It seems that I just can't write anything good during daylight. So it's another allnighter, plus Friday update, YAY :) This is mostly dialog at first, then some fluff at the end.
Read on, faithful traveler~
...I've been playing too many RPGs lately...=.=;
Chapter 11:
The first thing Gilbert did was call up both France and Spain, since they've known America the longest and were also members of the Bad Touch Trio. The first one to call was France who picked up with a yawn and a "Bonjour."
"Hold on, I gotta get Bain, too."
"Eh? 'Bain'? Did your nose get broken again, Gilbert?"
Prussia quickly put him on hold and dialed Spain's number.
"Buenos días Prussia. What-?"
"Hold on!" After pressing a few more buttons, all three of them were on the line.
"Did you two know?" Prussia asked quickly.
"Know what?" both of them asked back.
"About America having a kid!" He screamed. "I bust sho'ed West, Austria and Italy blackmail bictures of her and Austria said she was knocked up!"
"Italy and Austria!" France asked.
"Bebé? Ella está teniendo más*?" Spain asked.
"Whatddya mean more?" Prussia yelled onto the phone. "What the hell do you both know?"
"Excusez-moi, I have to make a call." France said before quickly hanging up.
"Gilbert, for now keep this to yourself, and don't. Tell. England!" Spain said quickly before hanging up.
"What the hell?" he yelled.
"Raivis, guess what!" Sealand said as soon as he heard a stuttered hello on the other line.
"Sealand? What's wrong?" Latvia asked. "Did something happen to Finland? Or maybe Sweden?"
"Nuh-uh, it's America." He said smiling wide. "'Member how she was sick and stuff last time everyone had to meet, and Papa Su-san had to take her to the hospital? I just found out why!"
"Really? How come?"
"Cuz she's gonna have babies, and they make her throw up and junk."
"If she's having babies, why would they make her vomit?"
"…I dunno…I'm gonna go ask Mama Tino. I just wanted to call before I forgot. Bye!"
"Bye, Peter." Latvia said as he put the phone back on the cradle, thinking. "…Maybe I should ask Estonia and Lithuania…" he mumbled as he walked down the hall.
"Eh? Why would you ask that while we're eating?" Estonia asked after a moment of silence. He and Lithuania were having a conversation over an early lunch when Latvia walked in and asked them "Why do girls vomit when they're having babies?"
"Latvia, what brought on this question?" Lithuania asked wiping his mouth and looking at the boy.
"Sealand told me America was having babies and I asked why she would throw up if she was having babies, and he didn't know, so I thought I'd ask you both about it." He explained sitting at the table.
"WHAT?" Both of them yelled.
Liechtenstein was humming as she knitted another hat, to go along with scarf, booties, and mittens that were already completed. Maybe she should make s few more in different colors, so America can have some variety…
"Liechtenstein, what are you doing?" Switzerland asked as he walked into the living room and saw his sister sitting there.
"Ah, big brother, what do you think?" She asked holding up the halfway finished hat for him to see. He froze and said in a shaky voice "I-is there s-s-something y-you want to t-tell me?"
'Oh God, oh God, something's gonna die, oh God-!'
"They're for America!" She said with a smile, before looking down at the almost finished hat. "I couldn't make it to her party, and I didn't know what to send her. But then Hungary told me the good news, so I thought I'd make her present."
"Good news? Present? What?" Switzerland asked, clearly confused at what his sister was saying.
"You didn't know? About the babies?" Liechtenstein asked him.
"What babies?"
"Oh, well America is expecting babies in a few months, and—Brother? Are you okay?" She asked when she saw her brother quickly leave the room.
"So…I heard through the grape vine, that something's up with America and you and that big lummox both know why." Denmark said as he looked at Finland. Iceland and Norway looked up to star at him and Finland paused in his movement of reaching for the tea.
"R-really? What makes you think Su-san and I know what's wrong with America?" He asked, hoping that Su-san would finish his meeting quickly.
"You stuttered." Norway pointed out.
"Oh, did I?" Finland asked. 'Stall until Su-san can get here…'
"Yeah, you did…" Iceland put in.
"Yeah, so what's up with America?" Denmark said as he continued to stare. Iceland and Norway stared as well, both knowing it would only be a matter of time until Finland cracked under the pressure.
"What are you all talking about?" Sealand asked walking in and plopping into the seat normally reserved for Sweden.
"Nothing." Finland said quickly.
"We're tryin' to get Finland to fess up about what he knows about America." Denmark explained.
"But then you came in and ruined it." Norway said sitting back in his seat.
"You mean her babies?" Sealand asked, taking a cookie.
"Peter!" Finland said.
"Ah, Belarus, have you heard?" Ukraine said as her sister opened the door.
"What is it? I do not have the time for another of your silly visits, Брат* has not been home for months, and I cannot locate him!" She shouted, about to shut the door in the older nation's face in order to get back to her research.
"But it is about America, and-."
"I do not care, so if you have nothing else to say, please leave."
"But she's-!" The door slammed shut and she turned away from it in a huff.
"Дурная сястра*. As if I do not have better things to do with my time." She muttered as she took a few steps away from her door. Then she heard "But she is expecting soon, and I wanted to know if you wanted me to put your name on the gift I'm sending."
That made her pause. She quickly went back to the door and opened it, saying "What is she expecting?"
Ukraine smiled and said "Діти*!" with a smile on her face.
"Lies. We cannot get pregnant." Belarus said with a frown. 'If I could, I would have bedded Брат and given him many strong offspring by now.'
"Ні, це правда*. Toris told me about it and I went to ask Hungary, because she just saw her at her birthday party the other day, and she told me it was true!"
"But, what-?"
"I'm not sure how exactly it works, because if America could get pregnant, shouldn't the rest of us be able to as well?" She sighed. "But it is not healthy to dwell on sad things. I will put your name on the present, alright?"
"I do not care!" Belarus said slamming the door once again. 'I don't have time for this, I have to find Брат…then I will prevent him from finding out about America. Knowing him, he would focus the attention he should be giving me on her in order to get his own offspring.'
"Amelia, it is time to eat~." Russia said, waking her from her nap. Still half asleep, she wandered into the kitchen and sat down heavily in one of the chairs, her head leaning forward some and her eyes almost closed. "Poor thing, are you tired because of the vaccinations?"
"Lemme 'lone. I wanna go to sleep." She said squinting up at him. She had taken Texas off when she decided to rest her eyes when they got back from the doctor, and she didn't feel like putting them back on yet.
"You heard what the doctor said; you will feel drowsy, but you have to stick to your eating routine. You can sleep after you eat that." He said pointing to the vegetable soup in front of her. "And after you sign this." He said pushing a piece of paper and fountain pen towards her.
"Whazzat?"
"Oh, just something you have to sign. Nothing you really have to worry about."
"You sure?"
"Положительные*!"
"Whatever…" She said quickly signing the paper on what she assumed was the dotted line.
"This too, right here." He said pointing to another paper on the table. She signed it without a word, then picked up her bowl of soup and drained half of it before looking up at Russia. "All of it."
"Ivan's a meanie." She pouted before putting her lips on the bowl and upturning it, finishing the rest of her lunch.
"I am being a meanie for your own good, da? You can go to sleep now if you still wish to." He told her as she stood up. "Ah, wait, I almost forgot. Amelia, give me your left hand."
She stared at both her hands for six seconds before remembering that the left hand was the one with the ring on it. He took her hand in his and took the ring off. She made a disappointed noise, but saw he slipped on a silver sliver band that had the engraving of a sunflower, and Ivy leaves surrounding it. He placed her first ring over it, and turned her hand so that it was palm up. He bent down and placed a kiss in the center of her palm and mumbled something in Russian. He stood and looked at her with a smile.
"This is the part where you say yes Amelia."
"Da." She said and he blinked in surprise while she giggled. "Я звучать как Иван*!" She motioned him to come closer and he leaned towards her. He was even more surprised when she gave him a peck on his nose, followed by a quick kiss on his lips before leaving the kitchen. "Goodnight, 'm tired." She said with a yawn. And Russia watched her go before his whole face turned scarlet.
Aki: Yeah, it's another short one...OMG I keep having these hetalia dreams, man! The two that I keep having the most (and will probably be fics after this is done) is
1) Belarus is really a boy, and started to dress as a girl so that he could marry his brother Russia. But along the line, FemAmerica found out, so Belarus now follows her around to make sure no one finds out about him.
2) Alexadrea F. Jones, is just a normal girl...except everyone thinks she's a boy. Not correcting her friends/peers/teachers over the years, they are in for quite a shock when she reaches puberty!
...Those came out as summeries, rather than me explaining the concept of my dreams to you...Is my subconscious trying to tell me something?
Anyway, like always, Review~! Although I'm sad to see #83 go...it looks like a cute face with glasses CX night guys.
Translations:
Я звучать как Иван: I sound like Ivan!
Положительные- Positive!
Брат- Brother
Ні, це правда-No its true
Дурная сястра- Stupid sister.
Oh wait, before I forget! Sunflowers represent adoration in flower language, and Ivy means wedded love. And yeah, Ivan went with her to the doctor.
Can anyone guess what he made her sign? Fudge brownies with white chocolate chips if you tell me in a review! CX