Three days have passed since Toadsworth and Mario, and Luigi duked it out, a construction crew was at the pizzeria working fixing it up, banging and ringing from the machines could be heard throughout the town.
"Business sure has gone down yo, so many homeless people, it's sad really yo." Yoshi said as he looked around at all the homeless Toads, children were crying along with adults. It was hard not to see since most of the walls were destroyed.
"Yeah well, thank Toadsworth, he's a big baby who throws temper tantrums when he doesn't get his way." Mario said from the kitchen, sitting in a chair with his chin in his hand with boredom.
Bowser suddenly walked, his kids followed, "OH NO ITS BOWSER YO!" Yoshi yelled, Mario quickly ran out of the kitchen with a hammer in his hands he jumped the counter jumped up at his face and swung the hammer at his head, Bowser ducked under it and jumped back.
"BRA BRA BRA BRA?!"
"Don't act surprised, you obviously came here to fight me!"
"BRA BRA BRA BRA!"
"Yeah, stupid plumber!" Yelled Wendy, Bowser turned around and gave her a glare then turned back to Mario.
"No way Bowser your kind aren't welcome here, take your turtle self and your turtle fam back to your side of the-"
Bowser pulled out a bag of coins, it was a large green bag it clinked as he held them out, "BRA BRA BRA."
Mario snatched it away and took the coins to the kitchen, "tell Yoshi your order, Bowser."
Bowser marched up to the counter, "BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA"
W-what? I can't understand you yo! Yoshi stated confused.
"HE SAID HE WANTS A TRIPLE EXTRA EXTRA LARGE STUFFED CRUST PIZZA WITH EXTRRA CHEESE ON TOP, EXTRA CHEESE IN THE CRUST, EXTRA MEAT, EXTRA GREASE, AND MUSHROOMS SO ITS HEALTHIER!" Mario yelled from the kitchen.
"OH OKAY YO, HE SAID HE WANTS A RIPLE EXTRA EXTRA LARGE STUFFED CRUST PIZZA WITH EXTRRA CHEESE ON T-"
"I KNOW YOSHI!"
Todd went pale at this, Mario and Luigi looked to one another then to Todd, Todd quickly grabbed a knife and pointed it at them, "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! He yelled pushing himself against the counter in terror."
Mario and Luigi both laughed at this, "don't worry Todd we have a large supply of mushrooms on hand from our adventures", said Luigi. Mario took out a shrink shroom, he chopped it up as Todd cut up the meat and Luigi rolled the dough and put cheese on it.
Mario fried the shroom slices, "hopefully this will get rid of the effects of the shroom, if not well then Bowser is gonna be getting a dose of karma I guess."
"Mario your terrible", Todd said bluntly.
"I know", he said and put the shrooms on the pizza then Luigi shoved the pizza in the oven. It took two hours to cook and when it came out there was barely room to walk in the kitchen.
"Mario, how are we gonna get this into a box, its four times the size of the box." Luigi stated.
"We won't, thats how", Todd replied.
"Shut up Todd, it'll fit we just gotta put our backs into it", they pushed and shoved the pizza into the box somehow and mario got on top and started jumping on it trying to get it to go in, he then took out his hammer and started smashing it with the hammer. He finally got it in enough to close the lid, he walked to the doorway of the kitchen and yelled, "hey Yoshi catch", he then threw it to Yoshi, it hit Yoshi in the face and fell to the ground opening up and spilled all over the floor. "DAMN IT YOSHI WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU CAN'T CATCH?!"
"Yoshi's naturally can't catch! Why do you think there aren't any Yoshi's in the NFL?! Yoahi replied as he rubbed his snout.
"BRA BRA BRA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Ugh, Bowser calm down I'll make you another."
THREE HOURS LATER
Mario walked out of the kitchen and gave Bowser his pizza, "here you go Bowser, have a good night."
"BRA BRA BRA BRA"
"EIGHTY PERCENT OFF?! NO WAY!"
"BRA BRA BRA"
"HA HA HA HA HA! Yeah like anyone would believe you, or even care! The Mushroom kingdom hates you!" Mario said poking Bowsers nose aggressively.
Bowser took out his wallet and showed a badge, "BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Mario groaned, "fiine! eighty percent off the stupid pizza!" Mario went and got Bowsers money and gave him back eighty percent of his money.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! BRA BRA BRA". Bowser and the koopalings left the pizzeria.
"What did he say to you to get eighty percent off yo?" Yoshi asked, Luigi came out too because he was curious.
Mario sighed, "he said hes a food critic and that he will tell everyone what happened and that our pizza tastes like a rotting corpse, he may be hated and feared by all the Mushroom kingdom but he is greatly respected as a food critic and will the entire kingdom listen to what ever he says and heed his reviews no matter what, good or bad."
"Well thats a mouth full." Luigi replied. "We gotta be more careful bro!"
"No Yoshi needs to learn to catch!"
"Not happening yo, as a yoshi my hand eye coordination is awful and cannot be improved."
"Mario just do not throw pizzas to Yoshi alright?" Luigi said witha hand on his shoulder.
"Fine." Mario said annoyed.