Later that night, Naruto and Gaara were outside the Hyuuga Compound.

"Naruto, are you sure this is a good idea? These bougie ass Hyuugas won't be too happy if they catch us sneaking in like this."

"Of course! Neji deserves it for murdering Teuchi and Ayame! I mean, after all this time, he's still a royal bitch. Pfffft, you got the stuff?"

"... Yeah I got it. What if we run into that Hiashi guy?"

"We'll kick his ass!"

"..."

"Now c'mon, let's go already!"

Gaara sighs. "... Fine."

After walking around for a while, they finally found Neji's room. They managed to slip in without disturbing him. Both boys walked up to Neji's bed and watched him for a minute. He really looked nice when he slept. Peaceful and so fucking pretty.

"You know, " Naruto whispered. "he is pretty hot like this."

Gaara couldn't believe this fool. "What the hell? I thought you were here for revenge. Now you want to be a sleep creeper and feel him up?"

"Hey, I didn't say all that!"

All of a sudden Neji started stirring. Gaara quickly clamped his hand over Naruto's mouth and they stood as still as possible. They thought they were in deep shit, but the sleeping Hyuuga just rolled over on his side. The other two ninja released the breath they were holding.

Gaara lightly hit Naruto on the arm. "Good job, you almost screwed this up."

"Maybe so, but him rolling over made this a little easier. Now give me the stuff."

Gaara handed him the small bag that he was carrying. Naruto pulled out the most important tool in this whole shindig: A pair of scissors.

"All right let's get this bitch. Heheheh..."

Neji had an early start as usual. He stretched and headed for the bathroom to freshen up. He always looked a hot mess in the morning. He figured he would get ready, eat some breakfast, then go training or something. Right?

Wrong.

The instant Neji walked in his bathroom, his eyes widened when he looked at his reflection in the mirror. His hair had been unevenly cut to the length of his face. His breathing quickened as he frantically grabbed the empty space where his long tresses used to be.

"...No... this can't... NO!"

He then noticed a little post-it stuck to his mirror. He snatched it and read the text.

LOL to you too, bitch. Hope you like your hair! Now you really look like you're from Team Gai. ~Naruto

Neji was beyond pissed now. If there is one thing you just don't do, it's fuck with his hair. He threw down the note and yelled in rage. Then Hinata came running in.

"Neji, what's going...!" she stopped mid sentence when she saw her cousin's new look. "...Oh my...! Your hair!"

"I know! Look at it!" He sniffed. "That blond bastard that you like did this to me! It's so ugly! I'm so ugly! I look like Rock fucking LEE!"

This was the first time Hinata had seen her cousin cry. It was quite shocking. She tried calming him down by rubbing his back.

"It's okay, Neji..." she smiled softly. "It doesn't look... that bad..."

"Don't lie to me! It's horrible!"

Hinata didn't say anything else.

Neji walked back into his room and looked for his shoes. "That's it, I'm going over there."

"W-what? Neji, what are you going to do?"

"I just want to talk to him. Now, I need to borrow your flamethrower."

"Neji, I don't want you to hurt him...!"

"Hinata, he said you had 'tetherball titties.'"

"... I'll get my rocket launcher."

So the Hyuuga cousins headed towards Naruto's place. They were determined to whoop his ass once and for all. They were making good progress until they saw Tenten. The epic failure waved at both of them.

"Hi Hinata, hi Ne...oh wow you cut your hair!"

Neji shot her an icy glare. Tenten ran her fingers through the shorter strands.

"Please, just leave it alone... I don't want to talk about it."

"Sorry but, it's just so... different. Short hair doesn't really suit you. No offence. I guess if you like it, but... damn."

Neji decided to lose his mind for a second. He grabbed Hinata's rocket launcher and aimed it at his teammate.

"Tell Gai I said he's a dumbass."

Neji did some weird matrix shit and shot a rocket directly in her face. Tenten exploded and her blood splattered all over the place. Neji felt a little better after that. He gave Hinata her weapon back.

"Okay, let's go."

Gaara was watching The Steve Wilkos Show as Naruto was still sleeping in his room. He was bored as fuck.

Maybe I should go home soon. I'm sure Baki has fucked something up by now.

The redhead snapped out of his thoughts when he heard several loud booms at the door.

"Who the hell is that?"

He got up and looked through the peephole. After recognizing who it was, he walked into Naruto's room and nudged him awake.

"Oh Narutoooo." Gaara said in a sing-songy voice. "Prettyboy Hyuuga is here and he's pissed."

Review! Btw bougie is slang for a high class, stuck up rich person.