The next night in Looney Tune Land,
Toons were stuck in traffic trying to get to the stadium for the big basketball game, the fight for the ton's freedom. in the locker room, Lola wrapped tape around her hand, Bugs put his shorts on, Elmer Fudd wrapped a blue headband around his head, and Taz tried to get into his uniform, only to spin and tear it up, making him look frightening. Wile was slamming his fists at a large punching bag with determination in his eyes. He just got the canine of his dreams, so he is going to go all out, so he can have a life with her. Sylvester and Tweety were jumping rope, and Tweety put black marks on each of his cheeks to make him look serious. Daffy wore a ridiculous costume to try and look heroic.
Daffy: Just get out of my way.
Sophie was wearing her own Toon Squad (Sophie's name for them) uniform. She wore it like Lola making her look hot. When Wile saw her, there were hearts in his eyes and his was panting like a dog. Sophie giggled at this, and decided to shut her love's mouth.
Sophie: Come on, love. We got a game to win.
Bugs saw this and had to say something.
Bugs: So. You and Wile are together?
Every Looney Tune snapped their heads towards the canine couple with faces full of shock. Wile wrapped a arm around her shoulder as she smiled and nodded at him.
Bugs: Finally!
Sophie Giggled, and addressed the team.
Sophie: Everybody, Ready?
Looney Tunes: Yes, Ma'am!
Sophie: Then, let's go!
In the stadium, toons were cheering before the game started. Swackhammer was seated in a booth with a good view, and the Nerdluck slaves were watching.
Swackhammer: I like it! I can see everything from here.
Inside the announcement box, the announcer was asleep, but Hubie and Bertie grabbed a hold of the microphone and decided to do the announcing.
Bertie: Okey-doke, ready to go?
Hubie: Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Right! Ahem! (Big Voice) Ladies and gentlemen. The stating line-up for the Toon Squad! Standing 2ft. 4, the wonder of down under, the Tazmanian Devil!
Taz made his entrance, tossing two basketballs into the air, then grabbing them with his mouth, popping them in the process, then spun off.
Hubie: At small forward standing a scintillating 3ft. 2, the heartthrob of the hoops, Lola Bunny!
The audience hooted, cheered, and whistled at her. Lola received a ball from a fan, dribbled and tossed it, and spun it on her finger.
Hubie: At power forward, the Quackster of the Court, Daffy Duck!
Daffy: (Comes out) Thank you, thank you!
But, the audience remained silent and the only sound being made was a cricket chirping.
Daffy: (Sarcastically) Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck!
Hubie: And the point guard, stand 3 ft. 3, 4 ft. If you include ears, Co-captain of the Toon Squad, the Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny!
The audience was clapping 'We Will Rock You' in the process. Everyone held up a sign that said WE LOVE BUGS while they put headbands of grey ears on their heads. Bugs was underneath the floor of the gym and he popped out.
Bugs: Thank you, thank you!
The only ones that were booing him at him were the Nerdlucks, who were watching with Swackhammer.
Hubie: And now, the coach and captain of the Toon squad, a young lady with popular talents and a cartoon lover, Sophie Smith.
Sophie ran out to her teammates with the audience, cheering for her. She then threw her head back and howled, making Wile and all the other canine cartoons in the audience howl along with her.
Swackhammer: Who? Is she a Looney Tune?
Nerdluck: (Stammers) Uh-well, perhaps...
The Toon Squad gathered into a huddle. Sophie put her paw out and the toons placed their paws on top of hers.
Sophie: Ready?
Daffy: Let's take it to the rack, Jack!
Tweety: Those Monstars will wish they've never been born!
Sophie: Let's do this!
Looney Toons: YEAH!
Hubie: The challengers for the ultimate game, all the way from Moron Mountain, the Monstars!
The toons turned around to see the five horrid Monstars stomping out and show off, with the Nerdlucks cheering and audience booing. They glared at Sophie, who glared back at them.
Bang: What are you looking at?
Pound growled at Taz, who passed out. Sophie walked to the center of the court with Blanko.
Blanko: Cool outfit.
Marvin the Martian, who was the referee, walked up with the ball as Sophie looked down on him.
Marvin: Ready?
The buzzer started as he tossed the ball into the air. Blanko and Sophie jumped up to reach it. Sophie smacked the ball away from him easily and Bugs caught the ball.
Bugs: I got it, I got it! I got the ball, I got the ball!
But, Bang backhanded Bugs really hard, sending him to the floor. Sophie checked to see if he was ok.
Sophie: Are you alright?
Bugs: (Dazed) Did we lose?
Sophie: It's two to nothing.
Bugs: (Dazed) Oooh, close game.
When the rabbit regained his senses, he glared at the Monstars.
Bugs: Of course. You realize this means war!
Pound received the ball and dunked, scoring two points for his team. Swackhammer cheered.
Swackhammer: Way to go boys! Did you see the moves on that one?
Marvin tossed the ball to Taz, and then he passed it to Sophie. She was dribbling the ball and the Monstars surrounded her. She tossed the ball to Daffy, who caught it.
Bupkus: The duck!
He and the other Monstars started to gang up on him. Daffy tossed the ball to the bench, where Granny was sitting. Granny caught it and the Monstars dog-piled on her. Sophia winced. Granny was ok, but she had Tweety birds flying around her head. Lola glared at Daffy, who made an excuse.
Daffy: She was wide open!
Pound tossed the ball over to Nawt. Nawt intercepted Lola and passed it to Bupkus, who dunked and scored. Now Sophie had the ball and was dribbling it to the other side. Nawt tried to block, but she went past him and made a basket, earning her team two points. The Nerdlucks were giving Swackhammer a massage and he looked at Sophie's score.
Swackhammer: How did he do that? (He pounds his fist on the table)
Porky: Nice shot!
Sophie: Get back on defense!
Nawt passed the ball to Bupkus, who scored.
Swackhammer: Way to go!
Bugs: Sophie, heads up!
He tossed the ball to Sophie, who caught it. She was about to move to the other side, when the Monstars surrounded her.
Monstars: Red light!
Tweety: Feed me! Feed me!
Sylvester: (Grabs Tweety) Feed you? Feed me! (Stuffs Tweety in his mouth)
Sophie: We don't have time for this!
She threw the ball to Sylvester, hitting him in the stomach, making him spit Tweety out. Tweety landed on the floor with the ball.
Tweety: Bad ol' putty tat.
Pound: (Picks up the ball) I'll take that, thank you.
Sophie helped Sylvester up while shaking her head at him, then turned to see Pound dribble the ball to the basket.
Pound: Don't try this at home!
He dunked the ball, earning some points. Foghorn got the ball and was dribbling the ball, singing to himself, when bang blocked his path.
Bang: Going somewhere?
Foghorn: May I remind you, sir. That physical violence is against...
Bang took a deep breath, arched his neck, and blew fire out of his mouth. Foghorn was burnt to a crisp and quoted the old KFC saying.
Foghorn: Did you order Original Recipe or Extra Crispy? (Dissolves into ashes)
Sophie went over to the bench to pick another player.
Sophie: Come on.
Sniffles: Me? Oh boy! I'm ready! I can do this! (runs out to the court)
Sylvester, Taz, Elmer, and Wile looked on, but Sylvester and Wile snickered. But they stopped with a glare from Sophie.
They watched Sniffles run out to the court to talk to Blanko, who was holding the ball. He kept talking really fast about basketball until Blanko dropped the ball and it squashed Sniffles like a bug. The audience pitted Sniffles. Lola made her way to the basket, where Pound and Bang blocked her.
Pound: Try to get by me, Doll.
Lola: Doll?
She jumped up and dribbled Pound's face with her feet and dunked. The Toon Squad at the bench cheered.
Lola: (To Pound) Don't ever call me...Doll.
Bugs: (Gives Lola a high five) Nice shot!
Lola: Thanks Bugs.
Yosemite Sam has Bang at gunpoint while Bupkus dribbled the ball and dunked, while Pound held Sophia back. Swackhammer was getting more and more excited, while the Nerdlucks were serving him dinner.
The game went on and the Monstars were beating the Toons. Toon Squad: 18 and the Monstars: Kinda one-sided isn't it? Then, Pound made his way to the hoop, jumped with a roar, and slammed the ball into the hoop. The buzzer went off and Marvin fired a pistol.
Marvin: Half-time!
The bullet blew a hole Sylvester's stomach and Tweety flew through it.
Tweety: Holy Putty Tat!
The Monstars high-fived each other and gave the Toons mean smiles. The Toons walked away to their locker room with their heads down in defeat.
Sylvester: Moron Mountain: Here we come.
Elmer: We're gonna be slaves.
Sophie: (Hits a wall with her fist) Darn it!
Wile walks to her and holds her in his arms as she laid her head on his shoulder.
Wile: It will be okay, my dear.
Sophie: (Shakes her head) No it is not! You are gonna be slaves because of...(She sees the Monstars heading to their locker room) Wait here! (Runs after the them.)
Wile: (Shouts) Sophie!
The Monstars broke the door to their locker room and ran inside. They were filled with glee for their victory and were giving each other hive-fives and head noggins. The celebration was cut short, when someone entered the room.
Bupkus: It's the boss.
Swackhammer was in the room, smoking a cigar. The Monstars pulled out smiles and greeted him.
Monstars: Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.
Swackhammer: Alright. Not bad for the first half, but we gotta keep this up!
Pound: Hey, no problem. We stole...
Nawt: We stole the best talent from the best players in the NBA!
Sophie was next to the door as she heard everything.
Sophie: (Whispering) It was them!
Swackhammer brushed Nawt away roughly right after he rapidly named the five NBA players.
Swackhammer: But, what I want to know is what to do about that wolf.
Bang: She is the one training those Loonies for the game.
Bukpus: That girl gave us trouble, days ago.
Nawt: She is real close with the toons, I saw them hanging out and having fun together and getting cozy with them. I even saw her kissing that coyote.
Swackhammer: Really? But is she a Looney Tune? I don't remember seeing her in the cartoons before. Where did she come from?
It's as if he got his answer, when the little TV hanging on the wall in the corner was broadcasting the disappearance of Sophia.
Reporter: Have you seen this missing teenager? Her name is Sophie Smith, daughter of Rose Smith. She has disappeared days ago while playing in the park. The girl is eighteen years old. If you have any information about the whereabouts of Sophie Smith, contact the authorities.
Now learning the truth, Swackhammer switched off the TV, with a devious expression on his face.
Sophia quietly as she can be ran to inform the others.