Class Zero Boys and Insomnia

21:30 (Nine, Trey, Machina and Ace)

On that night, King took a bath, preparing his pajamas and hit to the bed while reading his gun manual and other kinds of magazine. Trey approaches him for a tea and thanked him as he saw the collection of his guns and the like. Suddenly, upon the friendly chat, there was a riot at their dormitory.

"King, looks like Ace, Machina and Nine are having fun singing at the karaoke."

"Will you tell them to stop. I'm sleeping right over."

"Well okay." Trey replied.

While Trey came down to stop the three, the three tenors are singing boisterously:

"SASAGEYO SASAGEYO, SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!"

And Trey warned them:

"Hey guys, better pipe down because King wants to sleep."

Machina replied.

"Hey Trey, join in for a karaoke night with the boys!"

"But King and the others are sleeping..."

"Don't worry about it, we will have fun tomorrow." Machina continued "we will have an outing!"

Ignoring King's words, Trey joins to their party. While King facepalms about what happened and returning to his bed covered with pillows. Then they continue to sing:

"SHI-SOU GEEMU WO TSUZUITEKU,

SOU SOU BOKURA MO YUZURENAI

SHINKEN SHOUBU NI YAMITSUKI DE

MOU DOUSHITATTE YAMERARE NAIYAIYAAAAAA!

UNMEIRON NANTE

ZENZEN KANKEINAI

ISSHOKENMEI DA! DA! DA!

King retorted:

"Wait a sec, that's MY FAVORITE SONG THEY'RE SINGING! They're going to pay for it!"

And he fell asleep.

23:00 (Machina)

King slowly woke up when he saw Machina poisoning a stash of mayonnaise to give Gilgamesh a bout of loose bowel movement. Kurasame as well saw about this happening but he ignored it as King and Kurasame gets a deadpan moment.

"Well... we didn't zee it, yez." King and Kurasame said in unison.

00:30 (Jack)

King was asleep when suddenly, Jack had a bout of Insomnia attacks. King went to approach Jack why he didn't take a sleep.

"Hey Jack, aren't you sleeping?"

"Yeah, just having a nightmare."

It's like this: he had a nightmare about the jokes about Ace fell in love with a certain girl name Yamato and Ace warned him or he will throw cards at him. So King suggest this one:

"Try count sheep and you'll fell asleep." (Now that really rhymes)

"Oh that would be nice!" Jack replied and thanked King for this. King agreed.

Then what King didn't know: Jack counts the sheep. But not the sheep, he's counting Gilgamesh to slay.

"One fuckin' Gilgamesh's corpse

Two ingrate Gilgamesh's corpses

Three bastard Gilgamesh's corpses

Four Idiot Gilgamesh's corpses..."

Then...

"1016th imbecile Gilgamesh's corpses

1017th dummy Gilgamesh's corpses

1018th moron Gilgamesh's corpses

1019th abnormal Gilgamesh's corpses..."

King was horrified about sleeping with Jack as he imagines a mountain of Gilgamesh's corpses stockpiling the whole Akademia in a comedic manner. King resorts to sleep and throws the pillow at Jack to shut him up.

01:00 (Nine)

King gets a depravation of sleep when Nine tiptoes to the fridge for the ingredients of his stylish fried rice while some peculiar theme played by the radio. King saw how he is cooking while the noise blares at his ears. Nine, with the cookbook of Sice he is using, beats the egg with precision and some kiai, chops the ham with an ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! Heats the wok and made a fried rice in a noisy manner. When King came to Nine, he uses German Suplex on him.

"Hey, if you are going to cook, do it quietly." King continued "and turn that radio off. It disturbs our classmates."

Nine nodded and ate his Stylish Fried Rice. King confiscates Nine's radio and fumes.

"Now, I am at a loss of sleep. There are singing my song, counting Gilgamesh's corpses then Nine making Stylish Fried Rice with the music so loud!"

Then King hits the bed with his radio on, lowers the volume and gets his sleep.

02:30 (Eight)

King abrupts his power sleep when Eight was playing his MMORPG at his room. He saw Eight screaming, kiaiing, laughing and all sorts of noises that King cannot appreciate it.

King knocks the door and saw Eight gets a Game Over when his character got wallopped by the boss. But Eight saw a sleepless King with a bloodshot eyes forming an eyebags, he is screaming and sings a Doraemon song until King facepalms on it.

"Eight, are you singing that kiddie song?"

"Huh? I did sing this song when I'm afraid."

Afraid... afraid of a ghost or being sued? Eight was still singing that song while the comfort room was way too dark and King didn't mind it. While returning to his room, he saw his radio and turn it on to listen to his favorite disc jockey.

"Hello, this is DJ Junnisky for the stories of your life. I would read the story from the guy name Vince Vale about his job as a former TURK.

Vincent...

Hello, this is Vincent. A former TURK who lost my smartphone at the forgotten city and I end up in a coffin.

"In a coffin he says... that's interesting." King insists.

There, I was the son of Grimoire Valentine and a TURK who works for the Shinra. And that bastard Hojo is having an affair of my girlfriend Lucretia. Now to make the story short, right after Cloud beat the Lost Number, he unlocks the coffin and...

RIGHT BEHIND YOOOOOOOOOU!

And...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

King pulls a hilariously glass-shattering, high pitched scream and uses Endless Waltz on the radio while the boys are waking up by the bullets of the frightened gunslinger. When they saw King 'killed' the radio, the boys are looking at King who got an insomnia.

"King... you all right?" Ace taps his back.

"Oy King... what happened?" Jack knocks his head.

"Do you know what happened to me... simple, I beat the boss." King loses his beauty rest by shooting the radio. When Kurasame came, the boys reacted about what happened. Kurasame was reading the last chapter of his favorite manga and gets a pokerfaced expression:

"Hmm... didn't see it, yez." And Kurasame went away.

When the boys saw their instructor reading his favorite manga, they said in unison:

"Wow, Kurasame is reading Mithritama."

And the Class Zero Boys are returning to their beds while King is now having an Insomnia.

05:00

Now King, an insomniac gunslinger remains motionless in his bed and kanashibari gets into him. As he was being binded by a supernatural means.

King's PoV:

"Why I can't move...?"

As he moves hardly, King wriggles a little thinking it was a ghost puts a curse on him.

"Hey..."

"Ace..."

"Trey..."

"Eight..."

"Nine..."

"Jack..."

"Machina..."

But to no avail. King struggle to move but he was under the sleep paralysis. He let his voice do his work to get his attention as he moved like a crab. Suddenly, two guys came inside about where is King.

"Hey Jack" Eight greeted Jack.

"Yo"

"Do you know where is King? I didn't see him today."

"Probably he is sleeping now."

"Sleeping, isn't the day morning?"

"Yeah, what I didn't know, he had a kanashibari."

King reacts:

What the hell, this Kanashibari gets me?!

And Jack continues

"Well... he got slept at the bed which is way too stiff for him which he is now under the influence of kanashibari."

"EEEEHHHHHHHH!" King reacts.

End...?

Notes for the Author: Poor King, he was voiced by Tomokazu Sugita for this! Now this chapter is FF Type Zero tribute to Gintama because the manga will end. I use the chorus from Serial TV Drama's Tougenkyou Alien for some wacky karaoke schmuck. And every scenes from Gintama was very hilarious.

King: I'm gonna curse you and your children for seven generations!

Me: okay King, stop being Gintoki.

OMAKE:

Kurasame: (props open his manga) Gintama looks interesting to me.