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Alright guys! I'm not sure when the next chapter will be. I leave for vacation tomorrow and I won't be taking my laptop with me. I'll still get notifications though on my phone so if you have any questions feel free to PM me or ask them in the reviews! Enjoy the chapter!

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Christian's POV

My hands shake nervously. I feel the sweat beading on my forehead. Taking a deep breath, I try to calm myself. The lump in my throat seems to get bigger and bigger. My mouth goes dry and I wipe the sweat away from my head.

"Christian, just do it. It's not a big deal, I do it twice a week." My wife rolls her eyes, leaning back against the headboard of our bed.

"I can't! What if he moves and I take a chunk of his finger off?" My voice shakes. Teddy's little hand twitches in mine.

"If you don't clip his nails, he's going to take a chunk out of his face. You'll be fine. He's going to get impatient if you wait much longer." Ana watches me with a small grin on her face. I spread Teddy's fingers out and bring the baby nail clippers close to his fingers. "Cut along the curve of his fingers. When you do his toes, just cut straight across." She advises me. I nod, mostly to myself, and begin trimming my son's nails. He stays relatively calm through the whole thing and doesn't move around much. Once I'm done, I release a breath I didn't know I was holding.

Before I can even move, Ana sweeps Teddy into her arms and kisses his cheek. She takes him out of his sleeper, leaving him in just his diaper. Using one of her nursing pillows, she uses it to support Teddy's chest for tummy time, that way he's not smothered with our comforter.

"You know, he's not as curled up as he was." I mention to my wife. She looks at me with confusion written all over her face. "When we first brought him home, he was in that weird fetal position a lot of the time. It looks like he's stretching out more." I try to clarify.

"He's building up muscle. His head is a little less wobbly too. Can you believe he's already five weeks old?" Ana says as she puts his beloved pacifier in front of him. His little arms move like he's trying to grab it.

"Seems like just yesterday you were telling me that we were never having sex again." I tease her. "Speaking of sex…" I trail off with a grin.

"We are not talking about this. My appointment is in three days. Your son did a lot of damage, there's a chance we'll have to wait longer still. Besides, Teddy hates it when you are all up in my business." She smiles cheekily, and I pout. She's not lying either. It's like Teddy has some sort of spidey sense. He wails if he even gets the inkling that I'm putting the moves on his mother. My phone rings just as I'm about to respond and I groan. My son isn't even six weeks old and work is calling. I give Ana an apologetic look and answer the phone.

Andrea goes on about how the phones are ringing off the hook. Everyone wants interviews, photo opportunities. I've been invited to galas, charity balls and big dinner parties. By the end of the call, I'm struggling not to blow up. Ana has taken Teddy to get his bath. She has him in the kitchen sink, washing his body with Johnson's Baby Shampoo and Body Wash.

"You know he has a tub, right?" I point to the plastic blue baby tub next to the sink. Ana shrugs her shoulders and continues washing Teddy.

"He likes the spray. Plus, if he pees in the water it's easier to refill the sink." She begins rinsing off his body. I walk over and take his little yellow duck. It can shoot water out of its mouth so of course, I aim it at his chunky stomach.

It's almost like time slows down. The moment his little lips twitch upwards into a smile, my heart beats erratically. I feel the excitement building when I see none of the usual fart bubbles or hear any burps. Once the small smile slips away, I aim the duck at his stomach again. As the water hits him gently, the same small smile graces his face. Ana squeals and I pull my phone out to take millions of pictures of my boy's smile. I can't help myself and I lift him out of the sink, bringing his wet body close to mine and kissing his head full of hair. Ana's smile is blinding as she rubs her hand softly up and down his back, telling him how proud she is of his smile.

We're stuck in our own little bubble. We don't even notice Gail recording us. I hold him for a good ten minutes when one of my worst nightmares comes true. The hand I have supporting his butt becomes warm and slippery.

"Please tell me that he didn't just do, what I think he did?" I beg my wife. She puts her hand over her mouth and backs away. I can hear Taylor laughing in the background. The smell hits my nose at that moment and I have to fight hard not to gag.

"Ok, you hold him, and I'll use the spray to rinse him off." Ana giggles.

"He just shit on me, Ana. Right into my hand. He literally shit on me." I look at my son who is sucking on his hand without a care in the world. "Theodore Raymond Grey, you are so lucky Daddy loves you." I shake my head and hold him gently over the sink. Ana sprays him down, making him kick his legs around. The legs that have shit running down them. Brownish splatters land all over my shirt. Gail rushes forward and takes Teddy from me, telling me to go take a shower.

I practically sprint to the bathroom, shedding all my clothes quickly. I scrub my body three times. I'm not paying any attention when the glass door slides open. I can't help my grin when a naked Ana stands by me. Grabbing her hips, I pull her close. She still has a bit of baby weight, but I love it. There's more of her to hold. I push her hair from her face and lean down to kiss her.

"Where's Teddy?" I look right outside the shower but he's not in his bouncer.

"Gail and Taylor and watching him for a bit. I figured I could come keep you company." She bites her lip. I use my thumb to free it away from her teeth.

"You know how I feel about you biting your lip, Mrs. Grey." My voice is husky and my breathing is deep. She trails her hand from my neck all the way down to below my belly button. I feel my abdominal muscles clench in anticipation. She looks up at me through her long eyelashes and I feel myself grow harder. "Ana, baby we still have three more days. I can't take the teasing. I whine as her fingers ghost along my hardness.

"We can't have sex for three more days. My hands and mouth didn't push a ten-pound baby out." She winks at me as she drops down to her knees. I gasp as I feel her tongue trace the same path her fingers did along my dick.

"Fuck, Ana. You don't have to do this." I moan out as she kisses the tip of me.

"I know, I want to. You deserve a reward." With that she takes me in her mouth and my hand weaves its way through her hair. The only sounds in the room are my heavy breathing and the sound of the water from the shower head. A few minutes pass and I already feel the tightening in my body, signaling my impending orgasm. I warn Ana, but she just takes me deeper. I groan loudly as I release into her mouth and she swallows around me. As soon as I catch my breath, I pull her up and press my lips against hers.

"God, I wish I could touch you." I say against her neck. She giggles and pushes me away.

"Three more days." She pushes my wet hair away from my face.

"Three more days." I echo in return. Just as I'm about to lean down and give her another kiss. There's a loud wailing getting louder and louder, just before there's a knock.

"Our son is amazing and I love him, but he's a little cockblocker." I laugh. Ana slaps my chest and steps out, grabbing her fluffy white robe from the hanger. She slips out quickly and I hear Teddy's whimpers quiet. Turning off the water, I step out and wrap a towel around my waist and using another to dry off the rest of my body. I don't want to put my shit covered clothes back on so I quickly dart to the bedroom and get redressed. Ana is sitting on the bed with Teddy attached to her breast, sucking away happily. I approach them and kiss my son's forehead, thinking that I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

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Hope you guys enjoyed it! I figured it was time that Christian got a little bit of action. Thank to everyone who is taking the time to read this story. Thanks to everyone who's helping to get this story to 200 reviews! We're almost there! Like I said, I leave tomorrow for vacation so I'm not sure when the next chapter will be up. I do have a question though, would you like to see Ana and Christian's first time having sex after the baby? If you don't want to see it, would you mind a time jump? If you want to see the lemon, I'm ready to write it. The choice is up to you!

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