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Previously in Red Alerts

Said Cordelia knowing it would make Angel feel nervous but said it anyway well it is Cordelia she says what she thinks.

"Cordy really! I mean seriously doesn't bother you that she's having sex doesn't bother anyone that any of their future teens are having sex" said Angel hoping someone would agree with him."Well Angel to be honest with you it doesn't bother me at all. Besides i t means my son is taping some serious ass I mean high five" said Xander and Gunn and Spike and Faith gave him high fives well the others gave them a look that said 'You can be a pig sometimes'.

"I hope they have babies together because their babies would look really wonderful" said Anya and Xander gave her a look.

"What it is not wrong to be thinking how my grand children will look like to most people that is normal to put that into consideration" said Anya knowing and thinking that what she said true but in all fairness she is kind of right.

And now a new chapter of Red Alerts

Just then Clarissa and Jason walked in "So what is going on you guys?" said Clarissa

"How could you do this to me I thought you loved me "said Sam

"It has been eight months since I broke up with you Sam you should be over it by now. Besides I love Jason always have always will and there is nothing you can do or say that'll change it" said Clarissa who was getting really mad and annoyed.

"Wait before this gets into a fighting with each other when we really don't need to match I think we just need to breathe okay people. WE NEED TO CAIM DOWN" said/yelled Xander

"Take a chill pill Xander they is no need to yell and yes no need for fighting unless training or fighting a demon" said Anya.

"So back to training, looking after babies and reading up in the books right everyone" said Clarissa who wasn't as mad anymore. So they all went and did that for the next two weeks and leading up to the big fight all that was going well I mean there was no fights between each other unless training and the babies are surprisingly good but hey they will properly act up when they are in there terrible two's right.

The suddenly there they are all twenty of them looking all proud in all like they think they going to win but hey let's face it there not going to win our guys are going to.

"One why do they look like versions of you guys? Two they don't look that bad? And Three why is there not a lookalike like me?" said Andrew all whinging like.

"Because the universe thinks you're not important enough I mean I don't know dude it's just the way it turned out" said Clarissa not trying to be mean.

"Harsh much Clarissa" said Jason satiating the obvious.

"Now, prepare yourself to face the terrifying wraith of... Bakura and the Bakurettes! Or maybe the Bakura and his minions or maybe ... (noticing that everyone gave him odd looks) Well, I couldn't decide which one sounded cooler! " said Bakura hoping they would be afraid of them.

"Their names are Dartz which is the man version of Darla , Cordor the male version of Cordelia , Xademaru the girl version of Xander , Buffanii the man version of Buffy , Condii the girl version of Conner , Gyrdel the girl version of Giles , Willix the man version of willow , Anymm the boy version of Anya , Angie the girl version of Angel , Spyria the girl version of Spike , Fredrick the male version of Fred , Don the man version of Dawn , Faien the man version of Faith , Drew the man version of Drusilla , Guianna the girl version of Gunn , Wesena the girl version of Wesley , Lordie the girl version of Lorne with as you can see red skin with green horns , Tera the man version of Tara his name spelled Tera , Ozzy the girl version of Oz and last but not lest Bakura their leader but that seems kind of obvious" said Clarissa. "They don't look scary at all. In fact they look pretty harm less to me" said Angel. "I agree with Angel not harmful at all and I never agree with him you all know that" said Spike. Jason started to fight Dartz , Cordelia started to fight Cordor , Xander started to fight Xademaru , Buffy started to fight Buffanii , Connor started to fight Condii , Clarissa started to fight Bakura , Giles started to fight Gyrdel , Willow started to fight Willix , Anya started to fight Anymm , Angel started to fight Angie , Spike started to fight Spyria , Fred started to fight Fredrick , Dawn started to fight Don , Faith started to fight Faien , Martina stated to fight Drew , Gunn started to fight Guianna , Wesley started to fight Wesena , Lorne started to fight Lordie , Tara started to fight Tera and Sam started to fight Ozzy. They all had gotten a descent punch and though at each other but then Jason made Dartz disappear with him stabbing him in the heart. Cordelia cut Cordor in two which killed him. Xademaru was killed when Xander electrocuted her. Buffanii was killed when Buffy punched him though the heart. Condii was killed by Connor with a knife to the neck. Gyrdel was killed by Giles using a spear potion he had in his bag. Willix was killed by Willow speaking a spell in latten. Anymm was killed by Anya toughing a Bunny at him. Angie was killed when Angel used his favourite sword on her. Spyria was killed when Spike went all samurai on her. Fredrick he was killed Fred using a spell. Don was killed by Dawn using an orb. Faien was killed by Faith using that weird knife thing from the end of season 3. Drew was killed by Martina using a doll to beat him to death. Guianna was killed by Gunn using a stake. Wesena was killed by Wesley using a spell. Lordie was killed by Lorne shooting her to death. Tera he was killed by Tara using a spell. Ozzy she was killed by Sam using a guitar. Bakura she was killed when Clarissa levitated kicked her sent her flying across the room and to bash against the wall. Bakura got up and tries to hit Clarissa but Clarissa hits Bakura with a fire ball and Bakura is no more. So now there is no bad evil guys in the room lift because they are all dead as in no more and dusted in to air never to be seen again and those evil people they just fought are never seen again."Well that was kind of easy but no complaining here I mean quicker the better I say which I will never say again" said Wesley. "Done" said everyone but Wesley. "So anyone hungry I'll cook and I know you all enjoy my cooking, Come on I know you want some" said Clarissa. And everyone but Clarissa said "Yes please".

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15 minutes later when all was eaten

"So by that I am guessing everyone enjoyed that." said Clarissa and everyone nodded.

Please Review pretty please with cherries on top and speckles and chopped up peanut on top.

So what do you guys think I mean should I do another chapter with the future teenagers going home or should the story be left right there.

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