I don't own Naruto. You wouldn't want me to because I have trouble coming up with ideas.

Of Cats, Corn, and the Akatsuki

Sakura POV

As the smoke cleared I started looking around me. I saw that I was in the middle of a small clearing surrounded by trees so dense that there wasn't enough room for even a fox to slip through.

'Well this is ominous isn't it?'

'Really, I hadn't noticed!'

'What's with the sarcasm?'

'You were pointing out the obvious and that's really getting annoying'

'Here's a thought why don't you take your sarcasm and jump off a cliff'

'Ha ha very funny'

'Is it just me or do the trees seem like a fence?'

'You're just being paranoid. Of course they don't seem like… OK you're right they do'

Not half a second after I had said that to my inner the trees parted just large enough for a man to step through. The man was about 61/2 feet tall, had brown hair, green eyes, and was wearing civilian clothes.

"Hello Sakura."

"Who are you?"

"I am the person that has decided to make your life very confusing."

"Why are you messing with my life again?"

"Because I can. And you might have looked like you needed a change."

"Can you just let me go home now?"

"Nope. You are going back to the Akatsuki."

"Why" I wailed.

"Because I feel like it."

'TURD!!!!!!'

'Meany'

He continued speaking. "You are going to be their pet until I decide otherwise."

After he finished saying that I noticed that the trees started making room for people to walk through. Out of the shadows stepped…….

Hey everybody! I'm sorry that this is a week late and really short but its Christmas time so I really don't have much free time any more.

First I would to thank DojomistressAmbyChan for the idea.

Second I would like to thank DojomistressAmbyChan and PaulRap Raptor for explaining what a beta reader is.

Thirdly I have decided that you the reviewer will get to maybe influence my decision of whether or not to get a beta reader.

Finally I am now announcing the contest for who wins the heart of Sakura please remember that the pairing will be made into stupid parody so if you want your favorite it will be destroyed. You get to choose.