A/N: Eleventh chapter of this. This is an idea that came to me while I was playing DmC, and I thought it was too funny to pass up.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
Summary: A series of one-shots regarding some of the untold stories from our favorite gang in a canyon.
*Bigger Is Better*
During the very temporary truce the Reds and Blues had with each other, Simmons and Tucker developed a rivalry that bordered on 'brotherly'.
The two both wanted to get with Grif's hot sister, especially since both of them got to saw her naked when she got examined by Doc two weeks ago.
"Dude, you don't have a chance," Tucker said with a scoff. "Out of the two of us, I'm stronger."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm smarter!" Simmons countered.
"I'm better looking." Tucker smirked. He knew he had the better chances with Sister than anyone, especially since out of all the competition, he had the superior looks. "And by the way, nerd, chicks don't give a shit about being smart. They like strong dudes."
"That's…that's a lie!" Simmons said. "My mom said girls like men who can solve shit with their brains."
"Hah, keep telling yourself that, nerd." Tucker grinned. He went to walk away, but his pettiness let him get one last insult in.
"And I have a bigger dick."
A/N: Too much fun XD. I can see this happening in RvB canon too. See you!
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