Kate was applauding like crazy- hooting and hollering, and whistling while chanting my name:
"Max, Max, Max- yeah!" She laughed and her eyelashes fluttered in the breeze... Of my dorm room. Wait, the window's not even open!
"You're so amazing, I'm never leaving you~ That song was a hit, and now I want you more than ever~" Kate leans in and I put my guitar to the side to lean in as well. But she leans back suddenly, and I raise an eyebrow seductively. She smirks, wiggling her brows sexily.
"But first, let me take off my shirt, it's way to hot in here~" She starts to take off her shirt enticing. My cheeks heat up and I instinctively lick my lips slightly. I can feel my own lusty gaze eyeing the prize.
"Better take your pants off too!" I joke. Well, half-joke.
"Don't tempt me~" She grins as she flings her shirt to the side. Was there always a giant space portal connected to my room? Not important!
"Let's move this to the bed then~" I wink, and we teleport to the bed in a flash. Mm, Kate's kisses, her smell, the softness of her hair, her giant monster tentacles... Wait, tentacles?!
"Uh Kate...?" My voice trails as a slimy tendril wraps around my mouth, and my whole head.
"Shhh… It will all be over soon~" She's still so cute! I struggle, but I think I'm getting off on this. Suddenly, a slimy, moist, heated tendril wraps around my neck. I give Kate a questioning look. Our love is so confusing!
"That song was so embarrassing, everyone's laughing at me!" Kate's eyes pop out at me as a sea of laughter from nowhere makes me feel self-conscious. And then a lighthouse falls on me. Fade to black... Great.
"No!" I shout and open my eyes. What a nightmarish dream I just had- at least I didn't fall asleep in class this time- I should really get in trouble for that. I guess that type of thinking makes me nerdy... Now, I'm self-conscious.
"Oh Max~" I nearly scream at the hand that grips my window, but then I nearly roll my eyes when I see the face that follows. Chloe Price...
"Chloe, how do you keep getting in here?!" Not that I mind, but I just woke up from a nightmare.
"It's easy, just snuck past security and all~" She leaps onto my couch.
"He's asleep isn't he?" I ask, she waves a something in my face and chucks it my way. It looks like some kinda breakfast sandwich. I open it.
"Maybe, who really cares, I get to hang out here now!" Chloe smirks and leans back with her legs crossed. She pulls the same wrapped sandwich out of her bag and starts to unwrap it. I sigh.
"Not that I don't like seeing ya first thing in the morning Price, but I have ta get ready for class~" I shrug and hope she'll take the hint. Take the hint!
"You just don't wanna make you're gf jealous again by allowing her to see you hanging around with other girls~" She teases as she picks some lettuce off her sandwich. Well, that's true too.
"Chloe, don't throw that on the carpe-
Never mind! I sag in defeat.
"You're right! She can't know I have a super awesome pirate friend yet, argh matie~" I retort and get up to get my shower supplies. Where did I put it...?
"Looking for these~" Chloe dangles my shower supplies in my face. When did she-?!
"When did you... Oh forget, I'm gonna be late!" I lunge for them, but-sandwich in mouth-Chloe holds them out of reach. Then, before I know it, we are falling off the couch.
"Whoa-oof!" My face, her crotch. Enough said... And I'm still reaching for my shower supply, but it turns out I'm clutching her breast!
"Max, wanna walk to class, pardon the intru...Sion..." Shit...
"Kate it's not what you think!" It kinda is... Shut up brain!
Kate slams the door.
"We'll talk later!" She calls through the doorway as I hear her stomping off.
"Whoa, tough luck Caulfield. Hope you're songs killer!" My hand flops on the ground. My life just flashed literally before my eyes and there was some freaky shit!
"You're gonna turn me into a killer!" I lunge and Chloe scrambles to dodge as I flop back on the ground. I clutch my shower supplies in rage.
"Call ya later~" Chloe waves from the window. Damn her for being so fast. I throw a toilet paper roll in her direction, she dodges of course.
"Good luck!" I feel like crying... Kate, my love~
I also wanna board up my window!