Alright. I know the ending, but I don't know where it will end. I can most certainly throw so much more random stuff in here than I already have. I don't know how much more I will though.

Note: No Ozians were harmed during this story. Though some were emotionally scared for life.

"Now that we're back..." Alex paused as he spoke and glanced behind him at Elphaba who shrugged innocently at him.

"We will continue with our show." Again he glanced back at Elphaba wearily. "Glinda is...not coming back at any time soon so there are four."

"She had an emotional breakdown." Elphaba cut in smiling at the camera.

"Yeah." Fiyero agreed.

"Well whatever she had she's not here anymore."

"Actually she's backstage."

"Whatever!"

"You have anger issues." Elphaba pointed out to Alex.

Alex bit his lip holding back from retorting to her comments.

"Well anyway our show should move on..." Just as he began to speak Boq stood up and looked out at the audience seriously. Elphaba and Fiyero looked over at him curiously. Gregory continued to stare at the floor and think of ways to get away.

"Yes, Boq?"

"I'm gay." He blurted out. Elphaba went into a silent fit of laughter as Fiyero looked worriedly at him.

"Excuse me?" Alex asked looking thoroughly shocked.

"You heard. I'm gay. I am gay." Elphaba fell on the floor laughing hysterically hidden behind her curtain of hair.

"Elphaba, it's not funny." Fiyero whispered smiling slightly.

"Yes. It is." Glinda's head appeared from backstage and then she stepped out in her pink dress slightly torn at the bottom.

"I thought you liked me?" She asked him glaring at him with eyes that might scare Elphaba.

"I guess I realized what I am." Elphaba laughed harder at this and rolled over onto her back in hysterics.

"What is so funny Elphie?" Glinda asked stepping more on camera and shifting her gaze to her. Elphaba looked up at her and stopped her laughter for seconds.

"Don't you see? He realized that he's gay from liking you." Elphaba said now laughing uncontrollably again.

Glinda's face went into shock and Fiyero laughed with her now.

"No! That is not what happened." Boq protested looking at Glinda. She turned to him angrily and then ran off stage screaming angrily. Gregory stood up again and walked through the audience and out the door. A few seconds passed and then he was brought back in and dropped in his seat by two guards.

Alex rubbed his head and rolled his eyes as he moved over to his desk. "God this is horrible."

"For once I don't think so." Elphaba said as her laughter died out.

Boq walked over to Fiyero and smiled down at him.

"Oh, god." Fiyero said moving backwards.

"What I like you Fiyero." At this Elphaba stood up and stood between them.

"Hold up munchkin boy,"

"What?" He said glaring at her as Fiyero let out a sigh of relief.

"This Winkie belongs to me." She said towering over Boq as she said so. Boq backed up and Fiyero stood up and dusted off his clothes.

"Thank you."

"Fine. If you're all going to be like that, then I'll just leave." Boq said storming off stage and going to wear Glinda was. A scream was heard backstage and Glinda reappeared on stage.

"I just don't want to be with him right now." She said to all the surprised faces that greeted her. Elphaba shrugged and Fiyero just nodded. Alex stood back up and approached the camera.

"Well unfortunately we will now take a short commercial break. I would change the channel if I were you."

"What and miss all this action?"

"Shut up."

"No you."

"Just shut it you witch."

"You need anger management."