Ciel Comes to High School with Me – Chapter 10
3B: Biology
Miss Teacher Lady: Today we are talking about mitosis and reproducing!
Class: 0_o
MTL: *hooks up projecter* We're gonna watch the Meiosis Square Dance! (A/N: Look it up on Youtube. It's hilarious.)
Class: *watches video* AAAH! THAT POOR FLY! HE JUST GOT CUT IN HALF!
*Four minutes later*
Class: *giggles and has song stuck in head*
Paul: I love when he said 'stuck'. And his eyes were totally like: 0_o. I swear, he said something else….
MTL: Ok, now everybody needs to group up with a partner and make a baby! *swirls around the room like Lizzie in her happy place*
Class: 0_o
MTL: Come on guys! It's all hypothetical!
Class: *rushes to find parters*
Vince: Jeez! Everyone's all lesbians!
Me: *slaps him* Vince! That is mean!
Kendall: When has being mean ever stopped him?
Me: Touche
MTL: So, map out your traits. If you have recessive, mark ee. If you have dominant, roll the dice. If it's even, mark Ee. If it's odd, mark EE. Got it?
Kendall: I CALL CIEL! *glomps*
Me: I CALL SEBBY! *glomps*
*Divide into separate groups for the next 70 minutes*
Me: Soooooo, Sebby…..you have red eyes. I guess that classifies as blue….'cause it's not brown….? *marks ee* Do you have hitch-hiker's thumb? *grabs Seb's thumb and hold it at eye level* Oh…how disappointing…you don't. *rolls die* *even number* Okay, EE it is.
Kendall: Ciel, do you have a long Hallux length? (A/N: It's when your second toe is longer than your first toe. It's a dominant trait.)
Ciel: Whaa….?
Kendall: *pulls off shoe* Nope. Phew. Ok. *marks tt* AND I ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THE MOST GORGEOUS BLUE EYES! *marks ee* ARE YOUR EARLOBS ATTACHED OR DETACHED? *checks ears* Ah. They are attached. Good to know. *marks paper*
*blah blah blah later*
Kendall: LAURA! WHERE ARE YOU?
Me: Here!
Kendall: LET'S MATE OUR CHILDREN AND SEE WHAT THEIR CHILDREN WOULD LOOK LIKE!
*30 minutes, 20,000 pieces of paper, and 1 family tree later*
Me: Well, my step-grand-daughter once removed on her mother's side has brown eyes, dimples, and a long Hallux length.
Kendall: Well, my great-great-step granddaughter once removed on her father's side after her mother and father's death after being married and divorced to her mother has red eyes, freckles, no dimples, and unattached earlobes.
Ciel: Isn't this all illegal?
Sebastian: Yes, Boochan, I believe it is called 'incest'.
Ciel: 0_o. This is what you guys do in your free time?
Me and Kendall: *glance at each other* Why not?
Ciel: When's lunch?
Kendall: We just had lunch!
Ciel: *glances around nervously and looks for excuse to leave* Well…uh, um, what about this stack of books? Don't they need to be returned to the library?
Me: I suppose.
Ciel: *runs out of there as quick as you've ever seen, even though he could barely dance at Druit's* (A/N: Although, that could be because of his asthma. But Sebastian implied that it was 'cause he's lazy. Whatever. I love contradicting myself within my own stories.)
Sebastian: *follows Ciel*
Ciel: *runs to library* *hands librarian books* *runs away* Ok, now that we've got some free time away from that kidnapping freak, what should we do?
Sebastian: *waggles eyebrows*
Ciel: DON'T DO THAT!
Sebastian: Well, you're the one that said that. I just brought light to the innuendo it made.
Ciel: …..*fumes*
Sebastian: Why, Bocchan, you seemed to have grown slightly. Oh wait, that's just the lifts in your shoes. *giggles*
Ciel: ….*fumes* *slaps Seb-chan*
Sebastian: *slaps Bocchan*
Ciel: *ZOMG* O.O *slaps Seb-chan*
Sebastian: *slaps Bocchan*
*slapping war breaks out*
Me: *runs out of Biology room after hearing the sound of slapping*
Kendall: *runs with me* *gasps* *glares at Sebastian* YOU HURT MY BOCCHAN!
Me: *tries to restrain Kendall*
Sebastian: *calmly stares at Kendall while holding Ciel and repeatedly slapping him*
Kendall: *flinches every time Sebastian slaps Ciel*
Me: We'd better stop. I'm pretty sure this could count as a form of torture.
Ciel: *his purple eye is now black and blue* *he's missing some teeth* *manages to plead out* Th-th-th-thank you.
Me: I'm not talking about you. This is pretty hilarious. I'm talking about Kendall. I don't know how much longer she can watch this until-
Kendall: RAOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *breaks from my restraint* *runs in a circle like the Tasmanian Devil* *circles around Sebastian trying to beat him up while he mildly stands there*
Me: Pulls Kendall off of Sebastian and walks away* Okay guys, see you later, we've gotta end this chapter before somebody seriously gets hurt.
Ciel: *looks at me*
Me: Not including you!