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Slight spoiler alert for those who have never read Hellsing. On with the story!

"All right let's try zis again… we 'ave new targets up so zis time try not to kill all ze 'ostages." Pip ordered, mainly to me and Seras.

Seras had tried to prove that the Wild Geese could hit the target mark only a few minutes before and in the end had burned all the targets to a crisp.

"You okay there Blaze?" Seras turned and asked me once Pip was done chewing us out. I cocked my gun in one hand.

"I'm fine, just tired…" I fired sending the whole target field ablaze again.

"'Ow could you burn all ze targets again?!" Pip exploded. I had done it on purpose, personally. I loved to get Pip's goat.

"Dunno Pip… the gun it-"

"It's not ze gun!"

The whole scene was interrupted by Integra calling over the intercom for all of us.

In Integra's office she filled us in on our next mission... my first mission... I was hoping we weren't to far ahead in the manga series...

"You all are going to South America." Integra started "Alucard, I want Blaze not to be deprived of rest, even if it does allow her to use more vampire powers. Pip, you're going as well. Now, as for transporting the fledglings…"

(Time skip)

"Pip! You traitor!" I called banging on the closed lid of my coffin. "Let me out! I'm Closter phobic!"

The hammering around me stopped and a hand fell down upon the coffin.

"You are not, you liar. And besides, we needed to get you in your coffin for ze transport." Came Pip's voice, I could just picture the grin on his face.

"By telling me that there was a jolly rancher in my coffin?! Jerk!"

"You mean you 'aven't found eet yet?"

I was about to say something back but was interrupted by a muffled "nuuuuuuuuu" next to me. It was Seras.

"There wasn't even one in here... and how did you trick Seras in to her coffin?" I finally finnished.

The faint "nuuuuuu" got louder before I heard Alucard tell her to be quiet. I stopped paying attention to the mumbling outside my coffin, it wasn't interesting any way, after all... Integra said I could sleep right?

"We're sorry sir, we can't accept such large luggage." came a voice out side as I woke up.

"There is no problem." Came the voice of Alucard, repeating himself until the woman before said the same.

The next thing I knew my coffin jerked up and I could hear Pip ordering the coffins be put on the top floor. Oooh top floor. Sounded good to me. Then a horrible thought. "What if they drop the coffin." So... the whole ride up was full of horrible fear at the slightest jerk. After what seemed like forever we finally reached the top.

"Bloody 'ell! Look at this! I'm used to cheap down town 'otels! Ruddy bourgeois I tell you!"

"Down town hotels have their advantages too."

"Ees zat soooo?"

I laughed silently at Pip and Alucard's arguments, they where almost as great as Pip and Seras's.

"They're quiet... it's not like them." Alucard said quietly.

"Zey probably gave up and fell asleep."

"Yo! Don't be talkin about me!" I said slamming my fist into the top of the coffin. "I never sleep! I'm invincible!"

"Sooo..." Pip said sounding disinterested "Do we let zat one out?" I could feel Alucard's cold grin.

"No, she can stay there for a while."

"Hey! Don't leave me here! And where's that Jolly Rancher?!"

And so I sat... hours and hours and hours and hours and... hey what's that?

"I am the ghost of your gun the Harkonnen"

"No, She's next coffin over...creepy floaty fat guy..." I said "Now I'm having hallucinations... HOPE YA'LL ARE HAPPY!" I said banging around my coffin some more.

Suddenly...

BANG

RATTATTATTATT

"WTFork is goin on out there?!" I called slamming my hand against the coffin lid again. "It sounds like a war is going on over-"

BANG

Finally the coffin lid opened.

"Get up and look outside half breed." Alucard snapped. I sat up and heard another gunshot. Curious I walked over to the window and looked down, there where lights, cops, swat teams... Everything! Even a news crew! I turned around and flipped on the TV as Alucard woke up Seras.

'There are three suspects in the Hotel Rio massacre. The man is J. H. Brenner, the woman, and the child have yet to be identified. They have killed many of the staff and guests and-'

I turned off the TV. "We...did...WHAT?!"

Alucard grinned. "We didn't do anything." he said calmly looking out on the street below. After a moment he turned "Get in the cupboard, both of you."

I looked at Seras who was in slight shock. "Come on Seras! Move!" I pushed her along and in to the cupboard just as foot steps got up to the door.

SLAM

"Where are they?"

"Watch out guys!"

"What's this?... 'The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame'?"

"Don't touch my coffin." I mouthed it at the same time Alucard had said it. Score one for slight obsessions!

"Hey man! Back up! Don't move!"

"Don't touch my coffin, get away from my coffin."

I turned to Seras and silently let her know everything was going to be okay.

"FIRE!"

Gunshots rang out through the building and finally came to a stop.

"Well, we told him to back up."

"Well sure but isn't this over kill?"

"We got told shoot to kill... but was this guy just stupid or what?"

"There should be two more, a girl and a kid."

"The kid a hostage?"

"No she was involved with the killings as well."

"Do to the girl what we did to this guy, then if the kid puts up a fight do the same."

I froze... if I put up a fight they'd kill me too? I had forgotten all about Alucard at this point.

"You dogs! A pack of dogs can't kill me! Only man can kill a monster." Came Alucard's voice after a horrifying few minutes.

We heard screams of fear, the smell of blood, it's splatter... I admit it I was drooling at this point so sue me... Seras on the other hand... looked like she might have been sick. Finally one single gunshot ended it all.

"Police girl, half breed! It's safe now."

Seras and I crawled out of our hiding spot.

"Eww..." I looked around at all the dead bodies. "So uhm..." I stared at the blood... when was the last time I ate... hmmm... I didn't know...but I bet you I could --

"Master! These people are Human beings!" Seras said breaking me from my thoughts.

"I don't care what these things are! They came to kill us or be killed! No one can change that." He said grabbing Seras by the collar. Finally he set her down and picked up the hotel room's phone. He hesitated a moment before speaking. "It is your servant Integra. An order, give me an order. My master." A pause "They knew we where coming before hand, in fact, a special unit just attacked... I killed them, annihilated them all. Now, give me an order." another pause "The police force was being controlled by them, I can kill them all with out thought...what about you?"

Though we couldn't make out the words we could hear Integra's voice yelling through the other end of the phone.

"Wonderful! You really know how to stir up my passions Integra." Alucard grinned before hanging.

"Uhm...ew?" I said. I never really liked that last line of his.

Alucard gave me a brief glance. "Get the coffins together..."

Seras and I looked at each other. "Right!" We said before hurrying off not wanting to anger master.

"All done over here master." We called once the coffins where all tied together.

"Good, we're leaving. Take the coffins to the roof steal a Heli and leave." He said hardly turning towards us.

"Steal a Heli?!" I asked

"L-leave?" Asked Seras

"As if murder wasn't bad enough! Now we're stealing?! We'll go to jail! And if that's not bad enough-" I was cut of as a bullet whizzed past my head.

"Stop your babbling half breed! Pull your self together and get going!" Alucard snapped.

I nodded and hid behind Seras. Alucard really was freighting in real life.

Seras looked at me. "Come on." she said heading towards the roof.

Sadly all the Helicopters we could find where not in our reach. And more than once we where forced to dodge their search lights.

I looked over the edge of the balcony. Below little spots of light illuminated various news crews and police forces with a few scattered civilians.

"So what do you suppose is going to happen?" I asked Seras.

"Hopefully we get out of here quietly." She said fumbling with the ropes that held the coffins in place. I turned back away from her and stared back on the ground. Suddenly hoards of people started screaming and pointing at the sky. I followed their fingers with my eyes, and then I saw them.

"I don't think we will Seras." I said my own hand pointing to the figures falling out of the sky.

"What in the world?"

"Officers." I gasped as the eight figures fell onto the flagpoles below, one after the other in a gruesome medley of crunching and flesh being torn.

Alucard's figure stepped out of the front doors his shadow breaking up the light on the hotel and crawling up almost 5 stories.

"Come out!" he called "I've grown tired of the hors d'oeuvres. or will you have everyone die?"

You could hardly hear the click of heals as a man clad in white stepped forward.

"My name is Tubalcaine Alhambra, my friends call me a 'Dandy Man'."

"Did you send these poor fools?"

"They had a poor commander and so ended up like that. They all wanted it, even if they all had to be killed. Eternal life that is."

"There is no saving those fools. There's no such thing as eternal in this world." I leaned over the edge interested in seeing this in real life and almost fell off.

"They where of small use to me. As for me, I'm going to take your life for Millennium."

Cards flew all around him, in the air, and then all flew towards Alucard creating an explosion. Once the smoke cleared a bit all that was left was ruined windows and sidewalks.

"What a completely hopeless lot. So it was you guys. Then it is only natural that I am your opponent. I suppose you don't learn anything from only dying once." Alucard said from a little ways away. He had a cut on the right side of his face, Dandy was good...deadly if he caught the rest of us.

Soon an all out battle ensued cards and bullets flew everywhere! Bisecting bystandards, shattering windows, and even slicing police cars.

Alhambra threw a card and it sliced up Alucard's back blood gushing everywhere. He leaped up onto the wall with Dandy not far behind.

"Hahaha The vampire Alucard is nothing!" He said dancing his way up the wall. Seras pulled me away from the ledge and to the other side of the building and made a hard turn to the right. I caught the brief glimpse of an explosion a few miles away...Gee hope Pip wasn't in that. We hid just as Alucard made it over the roof ledge. From our position we noticed that Alucard was still bleeding, not a good sign to us. He started laughing like a maniac...(A/N Is it just me or does Alucard have a warped sense of humor.)

"What's so funny" Alhambra exclaimed as he made it over the ledge.

"I'm just so happy that fearsome fools like yourself still exist. Millennium, the last battalion. The world is still going insane! Lets begin this dance Alhambra, and squeal like a pig!"

I looked over at Seras "...This doesn't look good at all".

Hope that wasn't to bad, sorry for the wait.

I would have had this done yesterday had I not accidentally closed out of Fan Fiction without saving... I felt like I should follow the manga just a bit... so I hope you enjoyed it.

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