Chapter Eleven:
Amy Rose was screeching her way all over town trying to find Sonic. She wasn't having much luck though. She couldn't even spot Tails anywhere!
"Well this is snorty!" she grumbled, tumbling into the ditch randomly. She lay there for a minute, until something green and slimy suddenly covered her derpy face.
"EW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" she screamed, getting up. A creepy frog fell from her face and hopped away. Followed by it was a big fat purple cat, Big.
"Big, you seriously need to get a handle on that snorty frog of yours!" Amy Rose lectured.
"DURR...sorry Shadow, I didn't see you there!" Big replied, staring right at Amy.
"What?!" Amy asked. Big hobbled off.
"My God, calling a bright little pink annoying nuisance Shadow is worse than the nuisance calling the faker Shadow!" remarked a voice. Amy crawled out of the ditch.
"SONIC! THERE YOU ARE I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU, YOU LITTLE SNORT!" Amy Rose shrieked in Shadow's ear while hugging him.
"GET OFF OF ME YOU ANNOYING LITTLE FANGIRL THAT NEEDS GLASSES!" Shadow pulled Amy off of him and pushed her back into the ditch.
"Oh. It's just you Shadow. Sorry." Amy apologized, crawling out of the ditch a second time. "DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE SONIC IS HOWEVER?" she asked robotically.
"No..." Shadow replied.
"WELL MAYBE YOU CAN TELEPORT ME OVER TO HIM WITH YOUR CHAOS EMERALD!" Amy exclaimed, noticing that Shadow was randomly holding one for no reason at all whatsoever. Or at least in her puny little brain anyway.
"Get Silver to teleport you!" Shadow said.
"He won't do it. Can you just PLEASE?! Then you can leave after!" Amy Rose begged.
"No!" Shadow began walking off.
"I'LL STOP BOTHERING YOU!" Amy Rose shouted, running after Shadow and randomly slamming her hammer on the ground just to be aggravating.
"FINE! Just so you'll go away!" Shadow yelled. And maybe never come back! Hopefully...he thought.
"OOH THANK YOU KINDLY!" Amy Rose grabbed his arm.
"Chaos...CONTROL!" Shadow yelled exactly the EXACT SAME WAY as he ALWAYS does, and they disappeared.
As Sonic was running through some weird forest, suddenly something vibrantly pink appeared right in front of him and he crashed into it.
"What the heck...?" he mumbled, getting up.
"SONIC IT'S YOU I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU MY LOVE!" Amy Rose screamed, jumping to her feet.
"Oh my God! I try to get away from that derpy mental person and I just run into you!" Sonic cried.
"Derpy mental person?" Amy asked.
"You mean that weird squirrel that Tails was with earlier?" Shadow asked.
"Shadow?! I didn't even notice you..." Sonic remarked. "Wait, how did you travel dimensions too..."
"Because I'M THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!" Shadow screamed. "And I just wanted to get away from Amy! So long, faker!" Shadow ran off.
"Blech!" Sonic ran away back in the direction he came from.
"So much for that." Amy sighed, and began running after Sonic EXTREMELY SLOWLY.