My mom's selling jewelry now, and it's really cool cause we get to make it, if any of you are interested this is the link to mom's page, just take the spaces out saber cat mom . origami owl I made a few lockets already.
I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
"What are they?" Luce squealed when Lal came home from her gynecologist appointment.
Colonnello didn't get a chance to come since he had to do something rather important for her; he had taken her missions since she was now incapable of doing anything by herself…so says Luce…
"Guess," Lal said sitting down on the couch next to Fran and Chrome.
"Boys," Fran and Chrome said in unison.
"Girls," Luce said excitedly.
Lal snorted, "You're all wrong; it's a boy and a girl." She said as she put up her feet on the coffee table. "Luce, put the phone down I took away Colonnello's phone so that he wouldn't get distracted or get himself caught…again…"
"Can I help name them?" Luce squealed excitedly.
"Nope, we already have names…he wants to name the girl after my mother for some strange reason, and I honestly forgot what he wanted to name the boy…" Lal said as she bit her lip in thought. She knew it would come back to her eventually…probably when he came home.
Luce pouted, "Why didn't you tell us you already had names picked out?" She asked as Fran crawled in her lap.
"You never asked?" Lal said as she fidgeted around trying to get comfortable…it wasn't that easy to do… "God damn Luce how did you ever get comfortable while pregnant with Aria," She groaned.
"I wasn't, nine months of hell…don't worry you only have three more to go." Luce said, patting her friend on the knee.
Chrome looked between the two women and frowned. There was one thing that she had been wondering since Luce was pregnant, "Where do babies come from?" She asked suddenly, stopping the two's conversation.
"Yeah where do babies come from?" Fran asked.
The two adults looked at each other in horror, what were they going to tell them? Viper would probably have a fit if they told them something she didn't want them knowing.
"Lal…you specialize in teaching…you tell them…" Luce said.
"I'm not their mother I don't need to tell them where children come from!" Lal hissed.
The two children looked between the two adults as they argued. "Mukuro says that we came from eggs." Fran said suddenly. "Is he telling the truth?" He asked, tilting his head to the side curiously.
The two Arcobaleno looked at Fran blankly.
"Boy, if babies came from eggs then why the hell is my stomach large and why do my feet and my back hurt like hell?" Lal asked, giving him an 'are you really that stupid' look.
Fran shrugged, "I don't know! I'm only three." He said.
"Listen kids…babies are made when a man and a woman love each other very much." Luce said finally.
"Don't have to love each other to make a baby; all you need is the right parts." Lal grumbled so only Luce could hear as she again fidgeted trying to make herself comfortable.
"So Chrome and I can make a baby?" Kyoya asked curiously, coming into the room with his homework.
"No Kyoya…you have to be at least twenty before you can make a baby." Luce hissed, glaring at the boy as she took his homework to look it over.
"How old is mommy?" Chrome asked.
"Twenty-two," Lal said, "She'll be twenty-three a few days before your Uncle Colonnello turns twenty-five."
"Lal will be twenty-six a month from today." Fon said as he came in with Bel to look for the children. "There you are kids, Viper is looking for you; it's time for your lesson." He told them.
Instantly the two kids jumped from where they were sitting and went with Bel to their lesson.
"We are deficiently making them watch detailed videos and sex E.D. classes when they are older," Lal said to Luce. She looked at Kyoya, "Go beat up Ken or Chikusa…Chikusa needs the training since I can't train him and Colonnello's in Bellerose for a little bit…I get the bed all to myself…oh yes!"
Kyoya rolled his eyes and went to find people to bite to death, "Uncle; fight me!" He shouted, glad that his homework was long forgotten.
It was three days later when Colonnello returned home from Bellerose and to make it worse it was at three in the morning.
He crept up the stairs silently and tried to open the door to his bedroom without the door creaking, something Lal did so that she knew when someone tried to sneak in and attack her like Reborn often tried to.
"It shouldn't take four days to take out two Famaliga's Nello," Lal said quietly as she switched on the lamp,
"What are you doing up kora?" Colonnello asked giving her a charming smile she instantly killed.
"Couldn't sleep, it's what happens when you have two children in you lying very uncomfortably in your womb." Lal said blandly, glaring at him.
"Want me to rub your feet, kora?" He asked hopefully.
"No, I don't want you to rub my feet you bastard!" She picked up the closest thing she could find and flung it at him. "I want these brats out of me so I can sleep lying down and sleep in general!"
"Did you at least find out the genders kora?" Colonnello asked, crawling into bed with her. He put an arm around her and a hand on her stomach.
"A boy; and a girl," She told him.
"Vanada and Natalia, kora," He hummed.
"That was his name…interesting…I forgot all about it," Lal said.
Colonnello looked at her with a curious look on his face as he made her lay down on her side, "You forgot what we were going to name our son, and yet you remember what we would name our daughter kora?"
"It's easier to remember her name; it's my mother's name!" Lal rolled her eyes. She yawned and tried to hide it.
"I'm telling him when he's older kora," Colonnello grinned, poking her in the side.
"You tell him and I'll tell both of them you were afraid of dogs till you were sixteen." She said.
"I would say you wouldn't, but considering you are a total bitch you would…therefor you win kora." Colonnello said.
"I always win; you should know that by now." Lal said with a smirk.
"After almost twenty-two years I probably should stop challenging you by now." Colonnello told her with a cocky smile.
"I'd leave you in a heartbeat if you stopped picking fights with me." Lal told him truthfully. "You're not fun when you let me win easily."
The door creaked suddenly, causing the two too look towards the door.
Bel stood there at the threshold holding onto a pink teddy bear, and Chrome's hand. "We had a bad dream and Viper didn't want us in her bed…she's PMSing…" Bel said.
"Can we sleep with you tonight?" Chrome asked.
"I don't think there's room for you two…my stomach takes up too much of it…" Lal said.
"But Chrome can stay," Colonnello said, patting the little space between the two of them.
Chrome took the teddy bear from her father, gave him a sympathetic look, and then crawled into bed between the couple. "Sorry daddy." She said before cuddling into the comfortable bed.
"Go sleep on the couch…or go to Luce, she'll cuddle anyone as long as they ask nicely." Lal said.
Bel glared, "Fine; I'll just go back to my moody wife." He snapped.
"You think she's moody now, wait till she's pregnant and it will be ten times worse kora…when that happens then I will pity you." Colonnello said.
"Oi, my wife is mean as well!" Bel shouted in a whisper so that he didn't wake anyone else. He had learned that it wasn't wise to wake people in the Arcobaleno household at four in the morning.
"Have you met my wife? Mixed with the mood swings and the cravings I'm pretty sure she could win any war Italy is faced with kora!" Colonnello said.
"If you two are going to have a 'my wife is scarier off' please go in the backyard or the living room. You can even go into Uncle Verde's lab!" Chrome whined, putting a pillow over her face.
"I agree with the four year old, please leave." Lal said.
"But I just got home kora." Colonnello whined.
"Then shut up and go to sleep, you too Bel." Lal said.
Bel pouted, "Meanie," He said before leaving. "I want my daughter though!" He said.
There was no reply, just a light snore. The three turned to Chrome already fast asleep…with the pillow still over her head.
"She's already asleep sorry Bel." Lal said as she fixed the pillow situation and pulled the blankets so that the girl wouldn't get cold.
Bel, again, pouted, "Oh fine be that way. Not like you two don't already have kids to cuddle with."
"Get over it Bel, kora, your wife is child size it'll be the same thing. Or you can get Fran or Mukuro." Colonnello said, reaching over and shutting the lamp light off.
…rather fluffy chapter might I say…at least you all know the gender's! God there's even more fluff ahead…oh god the fluffiness is going to kill me…but I love it to so much.
Did you know that babies can tell when they're mother is holding them? It's a sense of smell that they have? I found that out via Instagram yesterday during lunch when I took a candid of my best friend/little sister. I have a lot more interesting baby facts that I looked up mostly for this story. PM me if you wanna hear about them