Alvin and the Chipmunks
The Threequel

Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Livin life on the wild Side

Chapter Eleven
You Think You Got It Rough Pt 2

Author's Note-I so hope I don't blow over any of the main distraught to this story. I mean, it may be pleasant now, but all of it could turn ugly at the turn of a detail- when you least expect it to occur. Oh, and no I haven't forgotten about Daxter, Mickey and Greg-so you don't have to worry Sum 141, I've got it covered completely for these next chapters, trust me. But anyway, I hope you will like chapter eleven of 'AATC 3: Livin life on the wild Side'!
Oh, I almost forgot! This chapter is about Alvin and Brittany's lessons. Touching but hilarious moments occur here! Haha. Enjoy!

xoxox

Great. Alvin groaned, as he carted Brittany away from their siblings to the spot Soron has restrained them to. He grew so annoyed to the part where, all of a sudden, he found it a struggle to keep his counterpart above ground.
The one day where I get paparazzi free crowds, schooless weeknights and a night without hearing the sound of my name being hollered relentlessly, I get stuck in chipmunk lessons with the biggest pain in the neck I've ever come across! Well, he did spend half the night bickering with his so-called 'mate' about who sleeps where, to the point where they just collapsed with exhaustion.

"Hurry up, Alvin." Brittany urged. "A sloth can move faster than you can."

Alvin cocked his head to the side and frowned at her. "Well, I am carrying over half my weight here." He retorted, the grimace suddenly cart-wheeling once he noticed the surprised-no, startled look upon Brittany's face.

"Squeeze me?" She asked incredulously. "Over half your weight?"

Alvin chuckled at her response. "Chillax, Brit." He replied humorously, yet reassuringly. "I was just messin with ya!" Brittany tilted her head up and scowled at him.

"Sssure..." She said sardonically. "And, 'You think I'm fat'" Alvin smirked at her and for a split second, allowed his paws to slip out from underneath her, squinting at the sound of her startled squeal, before jerking her upwards a fraction, supporting the shaking chipette once more. He laughed at the terrified look on her face and replied smugly. "Now if I said that it would offend you, wouldn't it?"

Brittany, with the last of her dignity, reached up and slapped the chipmunk across the shoulder. "Alvin! You're such an asshole!" She growled at him.

Alvin shook his head and chuckled. "Jokes, Jokes!" He exclaimed humorously. "It's just a measly joke!" Brittany slapped him again. "The hell it is!" She hissed.

"Now, now students!" Declan laughed, overhearing the conversation. He stepped forth and motioned the two over, as the others perched themselves up on a mossy, nearby log exceeding a clear, gentle stream. "You wanna get this over and done with don't ya?" Alvin placed Brittany to her feet and followed him, taking a seat at the edge of the bank-Brittany, not so close.

Carlos smirked and peered into the canopy of the trees, where Mickey, Greg and Daxter had settled upon a branch, overlooking them. The chipmunk chuckled to himself. Oh, this is gonna be a ball, he thought smugly.

Fawn took over, as she slipped off the edge of the log and landed alongside the bank. She gave Alvin and Brittany a meek smile and began. "Now, your first task," She said. "Is that you two must walk across this stream to the other side." Alvin had already begun to step into the shallows of the water as she said 'stream'. She stopped him before he could go any further. "-Hold on, I'm not finished yet! Okay, where was I again?"

Gabriela rolled her eyes. "Walk across, plus stream, plus the other side, plus..." She looked at Fawn expectedly. Fawn frowned at her.

"I knew that! Shut up!" The auburn haired chipette snapped. Declan chuckled to himself. "Now, Alvin and Brittan, you two must walk across this stream, with only you and your mate as resources. Hold on-there's a catch! There-"

Carlos cut her off rudely, but haughtily enthusiastically. "-A stream full of piranhas!"
"Will you shut up!"
"Nope."
"Who's the talker here?"
"Me!"
"Are you like completely blind! Or just deaf?"
"Neither."
"...Just shut up, Carlos!"
"Make me!"

Alvin shook his head and leaned towards Brittany, whispering into her ear. "I'm beginning to think they argue more than we do." Brittany smirked at him and giggled.

"Respeta a los mayores enana chica!"
"Insecto palo!"
"Culo corto!"
"Gran nariz!"
"Red cabeza!"
Fawn gasped melodramatically. "You take that back!"
"Never!"

Declan cut in between them, shoving Carlos away from his mate. "Will you both just calm down!" He snapped. "C'mon, we have a class to teach here! Do you think this is really necessary?" He led Fawn away gently and sat her down against the log, where she could cool down.

He took over. "Now, Alvin, Brittany. You two are going to walk across the stream back-to-back. Am I sounding clear?" Alvin and Brittany nodded-Brittany, a little less convinced, and pulled themselves up, before stepping towards the further edge of the bank.

Alvin turned to his counterpart with a questioning look. "You want to go in first?" He asked. Brittany stared at him as though he'd grown another head.

"Are you crazy? I'm not getting my outfit drenched!" She cried.

Alvin rolled his eyes at her. "I guess that's a no?" He asked, trying hard not to retort to the chipette's ranting. Brittany nodded vigorously and stood back. Alvin sighed and stepped into the water, narrowing his elbows behind him for Brittany's to link through.

Brittan gulped and trailed him slowly, wincing at the cool of the water as it touched her mildly blood-stained fur. She shivered as she turned her back towards her counterpart and slipped her arms through his. "Oh, it's cold its cold its cold!"

Alvin rolled his eyes at her. "Oh, get over it. Superarlo."

As the two began to wade out across the stream, Declan called over them. "Make sure you keep each other afloat!" He said. "It gets fairly deep once you reach the centre!"

"Good to know!" Brittany retorted shakily. "Alvin, you're my lifeboat if I get pulled in, right?"

The red clad chipmunk frowned. "Are you kidding me?" He asked incredulously. "I'm not your anyth-"

"Alvin! Pull me up! Your weighing me down, damn you!" Alvin sighed and flailed his legs to a quicker rate, lifting Brittany upwards a little, enough for her mouth to be able to reach oxygen. The pink clad chipette let out a muffled growl, her mouth overflowing with water. She spat it out, hissing under her breath. Both Carlos and Gabriela laughed.

"Real smooth, Al."
"Sink ya girl why don't ya!"
"She's was almost like, officially 'Chip-Wrecked'"
"Totally banked!"

Declan glared at them. "Cut the crap you two." He snapped. Finally, Alvin and Brittany made it to the other side of the stream, already shaking off their drenched coats and breathing sighs of relief.

Brittany stared down at her outfit, jaw hanging open in devastation. "My clothes! My skirt! I look like a hobo!"

Alvin stood up and rolled his eyes at her, before turning to a smirk as his 'elephant-like' memory kicked in. "Now who's the filthy one, aye?" He chuckled. Brittany glared at him. "Shut your mouth, Seville." She growled. His smirk widened. "Touché."

As Alvin turned to the log to make his way back across the stream, he made a wrong step and treaded along the end of a curved like stick, which snapped up towards him and walloped him in the groin. Mickey, Greg and Daxter all exploded into a fit of laughter, almost slipping from their perch. Carlos and Gabriela joined them, rolling around on the ground drowning with giggles. Even Declan and Fawn couldn't help but laugh.

Brittany just stood there, stifling her own laughter. Alvin, on the other hand, was trying not to cry. His lip trembling as he, ever so slowly, stepped off the end of the stick, letting out a loud groan as he fell to his knees, clutching his crotch.

"Aaaah! I'm on fire! Ow!" He cried incredulously, as his forehead hit the soft dirt of the bank. Brittany couldn't hold it in any longer, until she, collapsed in the midst of the grass, spilling her guts with laughter.

The bat brothers glided down and landed safely on the other side of the stream, where Carlos had wiped his eyes free of tears and was stable enough to give a high five. "Oh my God that was genius, Mickey!" He exclaimed, chuckling. "Stick to the groin, wish I had a camera!"

Daxter smirked evilly. "Trust the bat bros to fetcha one tomoz, aye mate?" He requested smugly. Carlos nodded enthusiastically and gave the bat a fist2fist. "You betcha!" He laughed.

Greg rolled his eyes and turned towards Alvin, who was just able to stagger to his feet. Brittany had finished her fit and helped him up, giggling. The bat frowned at them and said. "Trust Daxter and Mickey to pull any prank, erm, Allen...This time, I had no hindrance whatsoever."

Alvin stood up straight and glared at him across the stream. "Its Alvin, and I don't talk to me. I know you, you tried to pick off Brittany back at the plane you fricken cannibal! A bloody-thirsty man-eater! Your evil!"

"Correction." Carlos chipped in. "Brittany is woman, no? So no man-eater, but woman-eater." Greg frowned at him and referred to Alvin. "Oh sure, take his side."

"Oh honestly!" Fawn exclaimed, frustrated. She pulled herself off the ground and snapped impatiently. "Can we just get to the point, you know, where we teach the two students like we were allocated to do? I mean really, c'mon! You guys are acting like children!"

Carlos rolled his eyes at her. "Suck it up sister."

Fawn glared at him. "I mean it. I'll get you, and I'll look like a bloody accident!" She inhaled a deep breath and ran her fingers through her hair. "Alright, Alvin, Brittany, please make your way over to our side. Its time for your next task."

Alvin and Brittany as they were told, slowly scaling along the rather slippery log as they made their way over to the other side. It wasn't long before they were standing in front of their second task: Trust-wait let me think! So their former task was partnership right? Right, okay, got it!

Brittany turned to Fawn with a confused look plastered across her face. "Another log?" She asked. "Another log? What has this got to do with trust?"

Fawn gave her a genuine look. "Balance, my dear, balance." She replied as a matter of factly. "You and your mate must scale this particular log, both starting on opposite ends."

Brittany gave a short, thoughtful sigh. "So it's like a balance beam?" She asked excitedly.

Fawn smiled. "Precisely. Now, you two must meet at the centre and switch places. Try to get to the other side without falling off. Am I making myself clear?" Alvin stepped forward and gulped silently, but nodded at the challenge.

Brittany felt all over this task. "Piece of cake." She said happily. She turned towards Alvin and gave him a wink, before scampering to the nearest end of the log, waiting patiently for her counterpart to follow. "C'mon hotshot, don't be shy."

The red clad chipmunk grumbled something under his breath, as he too made his way to the opposite side of the log. He climbed his way up and stood there, hoping that Brittany would make the first move. "You wanna go first?" He asked quietly.

Brittany smiled at him. "Awesome, will do." She stepped elegantly onto the log, she arms outspread as she gestured him towards her. Alvin gulped once more and complied, his legs wobbling a little as he struggled to keep his balance. Brittany chipped in and instructed him. "Spread your arms out, Alvin. One step at a time. Not too fast. That's it, there you go. Now, keep it up."

Alvin chuckled to himself. "I feel like a ballerina. It's creepin me out, man! The middle doesn't look like its gettin any closer! Brittany, stop laughing, this is serious! Whoah!" Oh but yes, the two had reached the centre of the log, but oblivious to the fact that they were, actually, in the centre!

The sight of Alvin ranting on and on about nothing important, made Brittany lose her balance and slip off the log, pulling her counterpart down by the collar of his hoodie in the process. They hit the ground with a thud with Alvin on top, nose-to-nose in distance. The others, including the bat brothers stared at them with awe, as the two realised what was actually going on.

Brittany bit down on her lip. She felt a flush of red spread across her cheeks, as she lay there, too frozen to speak, or even move. Alvin was first to respond, his whole face practically on fire as he slowly pulled himself up off the top of her. "Uh...S-sorry bout that." He said quickly.

Brittany propped herself up onto her elbows and glanced over at the others, who were making smooching noises, and turned back to her counterpart with an uneasy look plastered all over her face. "D-don't worry about it, Alvin. It's totally fine."

Alvin gulped down on the lump in his throat and replied. "R-right." He said. "Totally fine." He then turned towards Declan. "C-can we take a break now? I'm kinda feeling a little fatigued for any more lessons today, if you don't mind."

Declan chuckled and replied. "Of course. Come back when you're ready for the next lesson."

Brittany gave him a weak smile and nodded. "R-right. We'll be back later then."

So that's chapter eleven done for ya! I hope you liked it!